Madonna will show off Jesus at Oscar parties

Now that Jesus (Luz) has “converted” to Kabbalah (although, as Geronimo pointed out, for Kabbalah, “conversion” appears to be tying the little red string around your wrist) – it’s time for Madonna to show off her latest boy toy. And what better place than the Oscars?

But is Jesus just a boy-toy, or is it for real? Is Madge getting serious about her latest? I have no idea. If she arrives at all of the Oscar parties with Jesus in tow, will it be viewed as something serious, or just a strange, grandma-aged woman with chicken cutlets applied to her face who brought her young nurse/caretaker to the Oscar parties?

Forget all that jewelry and those fancy handbags, Madonna has a different kind of accessory than diamonds this year — her 22-year old boytoy, Jesus Luz!

“Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night,” a pal tells OK! “Madonna is planning on using the Vanity Fair party to introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend, and she wants everything to be perfect!”

So why all the fuss if Jesus is just a fling? It seems Madge is getting serious about her latest conquest.

“She’ll put to rest any rumor that Jesus was ‘just a model’ during that racy W photo shoot,” the source adds. “Madonna and Jesus’ romance is real.”

From OK! Magazine

I’ve said it before, I actually think Jesus is hot, a real catch. It bums me out that Madge stuck her claws in him. It’s unknown if Madonna will really be co-hosting an Oscar party with Demi Moore, but I’m sure that at the very least Madonna will attempt to party-hop her way into relevancy all night long.

Madonna and Jesus Luz are shown separately outside the Kabbalah Centre on 2/14/09. Credit: WENN

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  1. kiki says:

    I dont think Jesus is into women,, just saying , of course hes into vadge for the publicity. ie $$$$$$
    anyone remember when Madonna was Michael Jacksons dtate for the Oscars way back when the crazy was not on display? She should call him up for Oscars.

  2. Lesley says:

    She can parade him around all she wants. It still won’t distract us from her stupid face.

  3. audrey says:

    Everytime I see a photo of her and David, I feel so bad for the kid. He always looks so bewildered.

  4. me says:

    That sentence “now that Jesus has converted to Kabbalah” is priceless

  5. Betty B says:

    Madonna needs to keep her old grandma looking ass at home with her kids. No wonder people had a hissy fit when she adopted the African little boy. She seems unfit, still chasing after her youth.

  6. lisa says:

    Ok, the guy is pretty to look at in that “model” sort of way, but there is something slimy about him. I find the whole relationship kind of tacky. She’ll never grow up and realize she isn’t 30 anymore.

  7. Sauronsarmy says:

    Speaking of Madonna and Oscars. I was watching Body of Evidence last night why didn’t she get an Oscar for such a brave and amazing performance?

  8. geronimo says:

    Will there be loaves and fishes? Will he perform miracles?

  9. Tony says:

    Madge dodders off to complete irrelevance.

  10. Ron says:

    I just love the comments here for a woman who LAST YEAR had the most successful tour by a single performer ever. She has had an amazing career that now spans over 25 years. Most people don’t have that at their insurance job, let alone as a musician. I hardly think she’s irrelevant. I like Madonna, but am by no means a huge fan. However, I do think that she should try to date someone that at least remembers the 80′s.

  11. Jill says:

    is that lourdes in the giant 1980s glasses? why?

  12. Wes says:

    MADONNA can do what she likes! She’s hot! Just because she’s a woman she’s so hammered by you haters. i.e. old, grandma, claws, etc. Get over it! She’s so going to be around and relevant for years to come while you people keep hating! She has accomplished more than anyone reading this will EVER dream of. And she’s not FAT!!

  13. The Real Madonna is the mother of Jesus. Do you suppose Madonna (or how I call her, “The singer-Question Mark”)is trying to really be the real Madonna now. She calls her daughter Lourdes (for the Virgin of Lourdes). And now she’s going around with a child that could be her son. (oops! Do you suppose that she really adopted him and people have been rash to judge her since they gave her such flack with the little one?