I’m totally dating myself with this comment, but I remember when Jennifer Lopez was a Fly Girl on In Living Color. I was a little girl! But I remember it. Back then, she was curvier and her hair was darker and her clothes weren’t that great. But you could tell she was a star. And when she started getting acting gig and people really started to talk about her, every article identified her as a “former Fly Girl” and everybody was like, “Oh, yeah, I totally remember her.”
Anyway, Jennifer posted the header photo on her Instagram (“Next stop LA… #curlyhairdontcare #myNYlook #gonnamissNY #greatvacation #backtowork”) and she’s giving me vintage Fly Girl nostaglia with her “naturally curly” hair. If only she would go darker – she always looked amazing with dark brown hair. I actually don’t believe that Jennifer’s hair is curly like that these days. I bet her hair is a lot like mine – some natural curl/wave, but basically just thick, straight-ish and bouncy. I’m just saying… she put some mousse in her hair or something to get it to curl up like that. God, whatever happened to hair-crimping? Do you remember that? Memories…
Jennifer turned 45 last week and she threw herself a huge, $100,000 party in the Hamptons, where people feasted on a giant cake made to look like J.Lo. Like, you could eat her cake-ass. I don’t understand what cake-Jennifer is doing to that cake-lion. I think that was what Rick Santorum was trying to warn us about this whole time.
Photos courtesy of Instagram, Fame/Flynet.