Sienna Miller versus January Jones: who has the worst bangs trauma these days?

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Two women. Two sets of bangs. A fight to the death!

First up, Sienna Miller. Sienna was photographed on the London set of her latest film Adam Jones yesterday. Sienna has been filming projects back-to-back this year, which is somewhat strange, but maybe she needs the money. She’s playing supporting parts or extended cameos in most of the films, so maybe she’s just trying to get her once-promising career back on track. Anyway, Sienna has new hair. I do not know if it’s a wig or if she really got this haircut. I’m really looking at it and… I think this is her real hair. I think she just got a really bad cut for this movie.

Sienna has always been willing to really change up her hair for a role and not just wear wigs, which is pretty good. But I felt like she got Felicity’d when she cut her hair to play Edie Sedgwick all those years ago – it’s like her fashion power was in her long hair and as soon as she chopped it off, people began losing interest in her. Hopefully, she’s moved beyond that. She’s working non-stop and she’s no longer the It Girl of London (that would be Cara Delevingne). So, what’s the Bangs Trauma Level on this one? I give it a 3 out of 5 (5 being the worst).

Next up: January Jones was spotted at the airport with new bangs several days ago. She had her sunglasses on in all of these photos, which throws off her face as well. But with the bangs and the shades, she looks like somebody else? Who does she remind me? Like, Amber Valetta mixed with somebody else. Julie Bowen, maybe? As for the bangs trauma… 5 out of 5. January changed, man. She used to be coldest, iciest bitch on the block. Now she wears Jennifer Garner-esque mom ensembles and she has mom-bangs. What happened to you, January?!

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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31 Responses to “Sienna Miller versus January Jones: who has the worst bangs trauma these days?”

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  1. Colu says:

    Omg, I thought that was Chelsea Handler before I clicked the link. Sienna is looking rough.

  2. Kristen says:

    Sienna’s is clearly worse. She looks like Jeff Daniels in Dumb & Dumber!

  3. MoxyLady007 says:

    Oddly, it’s the color I am objecting too. It looks crayon yellow

  4. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I vote for Sienna, though I used to love and I’m embarrassed to admit, copy, January Jones’ haircut and hate it now, too. And I don’t have the extreme bangs hatred of some people I could name, but won’t out of respect, but y’all know who I mean.

  5. Erinn says:

    I don’t mind January’s. Sienna’s though – whoever cut her hair shouldn’t be allowed to hold scissors again.

  6. Lilacflowers says:

    Sienna’s looks like a wig to me. The center part doesn’t reach down to the scalp and clumps in odd ways. Also, the way it sits around her face is off. January’s is a really bad haircut, not just the bangs.

    How does Sienna even remember where she is at this point? Less than a month ago, she was in NYC filming something, then Boston for Black Mass, and just last week, she was in Northern Ireland filming High-Rise. Now this one in London?

    • M.A.F. says:

      I was thinking the same thing about Miller. Good for her she is working a lot.

    • 'P'enny says:

      I wonder where her daughter thinks she is?

      sorry miawoow on my part.

      that hair of Sienna’s is a mess, it has to be a wig, I can’t see it being possible to destroy the continuity for the other films she’s juggling. Unless she’s has a wig for high Rise, you never know they could have given her a big afro-70’s perm.

  7. PunkyMomma says:

    I hope that’s a wig on Sienna, because if that’s her real hair, it’s over processed and looks as if she tried to cut it herself. Not a good look. She wins over January in my book.

  8. Charlotte says:

    January looks to me like Witherspoon in the first pic and Natasha Henstridge in the second. Sienna’s hair looks like a rag doll’s.

  9. Loulou says:

    Got it! She looks like Marg Helgenberg from CSI! And Sienna..wig!

  10. GiGi says:

    The worst part of January’s are that they appear to have been curled? I hate this kindergarten style hair. It really grates.

  11. Tig says:

    I hope Sienna’s is a wig too. She is so pretty, but you could never tell from these pics. JJ’s hair doesn’t look so bad to me. And face it, no one’s hair looks as good as when a professional does it- so if JJ’s pics were out the house to catch a plane with baby in tow- it looks pretty good!

  12. Pip says:

    I’m reassured to read these comments – I thought I was going *insane* when I read this article last week:

    http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/beauty/news-features/TMG11014451/Welcome-to-the-haircut-of-2014-the-below-the-chin-choppy-or-bad-bob.html

    😀

  13. shannon says:

    Sienna is def. wearing a wig. I thought her Factory Girl hair was absolutely beautiful. In fact, if I ever take the plunge again, that’s exactly how I want my hair to look. She has a great face for it. As for January, I don’t love the bangs, but I am in love w/that outfit and bag!

  14. bns says:

    January looks cute.

  15. Josefa says:

    Ha. Never noticed bangs were a trend among filler blondes with careers that went nowhere. You learn something new every day.

    January looks cute at least. Sienna is looking so haggard and worn out. Eeeek.

  16. Kelly says:

    January looks cute, kind of like a blond Natalie Wood

  17. Zinjazin says:

    I don’t know I kind of like Siennas hairstyle and the no makeup look! Now hear me out .. sure it isn’t flattering and doesn’t make her look “Beautiful” it is however edgy and hip. Makes her look nerdy cool. In Stockholm that style is all the rage amongst hipster artsudents and people like that and I kind of fancy it. who says you Always have to look pleasant? She is Beautiful enough as it is even without makeup and a fancy hairdo IMO.
    To play down the Beauty can at the same time enhance it somehow. Just a different take.

  18. Me says:

    lol i thought that was Chelsea handler thought dang girl is looking younger