You know how Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to be famous? You know how she doesn’t want to be photographed all the time? You know how she doesn’t want a reputation as a party girl, famous for being a cracked-out mess? You know how she’s supposed to be in rehearsals for Speed-the-Plow and really working hard right now? Yeah. These are photos of Lindsay leaving last night’s AnOther Magazine party during London Fashion Week. She can barely walk and she’s wearing some kind of “lace” sunglasses or something. Because she’s working so hard, you guys. Because she doesn’t want to be famous. Because she has her nose to the grindstone, but only if the grindstone is made of cocaine.
As for LL’s recent Telegraph interview, where she claimed she “rolled a body bag for Whitney Houston,” TMZ spoke to the LA Coroner’s Office and guess what? Crack lies.
Lindsay Lohan is lying when she says she had to roll Whitney Houston’s body bag at the L.A. County Morgue … because Whitney was never in a body bag. An official from the Coroner’s Office tells TMZ … Whitney was NEVER in a body bag and no one in the probation program came in contact with Whitney’s body.
Lindsay — who was ordered by a judge to spend time at the morgue to teach her a lesson about drinking and driving — claimed in an interview she was singled out to roll Whitney’s body bag.
Whitney died on Saturday, Feb 11, 2012. The autopsy was performed the next day and her body was gone by morning. No one from any court-ordered probation program came in contact with the body … according to the Coroner’s official.
The official says Whitney was wrapped in plastic with a sheet cover the entire time she was at the morgue. In fact, she was taken out in plastic — not a body bag — from the hotel where she died.
I mean, of course Lindsay is a crack liar and everything that comes out of her mouth is utter nonsense. But if your efforts to refute Lindsay Lohan involve some kind semantic argument about what constitutes a “body bag” versus a plastic sheet, you need to come up with a better argument. That being said, LL is always full of it. I have no idea what the Speed-the-Plow producers are thinking.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I saw on another site that her timeline didn’t match up. It said she was finished with her community service about a month before Whitney’s death. That’s a much more substantial argument for her crack lies than the semantics of a body bag vs plastic sheet!
It’s better than that…… there are multiple photographs of polygraph-killer Linds in NEW YORK on the days during and after Whitney Houston’s death….. kind of makes it impossible for her to have been 3,000 miles away, speeding the plows of the new depths of her life in Los Angeles, hmm?
You can be as rational and stick th=o the facts as you like. End of the day I think Lindsey checked out of reality years ago. She could very much believe what she’s saying. And we all know not 1 word is truth.
The sun rises in the east, Water is wet, and when a lohan opens their mouths it’s a lie.
@Florc I agree. I think she’s convinced herself that she’s handled Whitney Houston’s body bag.
It’s possible someone at the morgue lied to her just to screw with her, especially if she was being difficult. I wouldn’t be surprised by that at all.
I can’t believe I’m defending the Cracken but I took her quote to mean working in the LA Morgue in GENERAL. That doing so would be even worse than another city morgue because you might get a celebrity body coming through. I did not take away from the quote at all that she implied SHE rolled the body bag. Her intent, I believe, was to show how particularly weirdo working at the LA morgue would be/was.
Probationers don’t handle corpses, famous or not.
I believe that the role in that play and the interview were likely purchased by her financier married boyfriend to keep her happy.
The play gets extra publicity and wins when her understudy takes over very shortly.
Chica needs a doctor.
She just accepted the role on the play cause she thought it was “Speed The Coke”, not “The Plow”.
Or ‘plow the speed’
LOL. She thought it was “Speed and Get Plowed”.
I’d have gone with ‘Speed and Blow’
You know, I never thought of that, but it makes perfect sense. No one in their right mind would hire her on her own, but if the financial backer of the play made it a requirement…
Has it actually been established that she definitely is doing this play and that it is actually going to happen? She’s given tons of interviews about it and says she’s busy rehearsing but I can’t remember reading an actual press release stating that she’d been cast in the play and that it had premiere dates, etc. Did I miss that? Or could this be more of her crack delusions?
They’ve released photos of them “rehearsing” and a poster with her face on it. The other two actors have good resumes and are well known. I don’t know why, but it appears that there is actually a real play happening.
Over the weekend I saw Speed the Plow adverts on the underground and they had her face on them, I never thought it was real until then, I thought they’d drop her at the last minute.
+100 Yes. It all makes so much sense now…
Lindsay, you had this close contact with Whitney and didn’t got the memo that CRACK IS WACK?
She’s such a doodie bubble.
LOL!
This poor girl is going to die soon. She is getting worse not better. She looks like she’s close to death and has no one to stop her from herself.
The Devil is like “that’s just what I need, another crack liar”.
Oh, please. She’s like a cockroach. She would emerge from WW3 with a drink in one hand and a ciggerette dangling out her mouth, complaining about how she wants a survival tent with just GUYS in it or some crazy sh*t
And wave peace signs to the survivors.
+1. News and gossip outlets have had her obit ready for publication since her early to mid 20’s. They do it with all high risk celebs because they could go at any moment. This one though, refuses to give up. This may be her greatest achievement. WWlll will come and go and she’ll still be standing, grinning and claiming she has no control over anything in her life.
Blowing kisses.
Lol! You are perfectly correct Jem!!
The pic of her from the side is awful. She looks older than i do at 45!!!!
She has no one to stop her because all her bridges are burned. People can only take so much tomfoolery before they shut the door, change their number, etc etc
Maybe it was her dead career bag she was carrying.
Anyone have an ID on those lace, erm, glasses? I absolutely need to get them for Kiddo’s next birthday.
Lady Gaga trash, she roled that bag.
Boom, you win!
Really easy to actually just knock up a pair – black lace fabric can be picked up pretty cheaply online (or at a local fabric shop) and you just hit it HARD with spray starch, let it get truly firm (I’ve had to make these a few times for events, it usually takes about 3 ‘spray, dry, repeat’ runs to get a stiff enough fabric) and then cut out the wanted shape, using a cheap pair of old sunglasses with the lenses popped out as both a template and a frame. Glue the stiff lace to the frame and you’re golden.
The same can be down with any color of lace, shape of frame, etc. Just one word of warning? From personal experience you can get some seriously WEIRD suntan/sunburn outlines if you wear a pair during the day.
Why do I know how to do so many truly pointless things? (wanders away wondering just what she is doing with her life)
I had to read your post 3 times to make sure I got the recipe right (because I was laughing so hard). Pray tell, what events are you darting off to that require starched lace sunglasses? 😀
mimif – glad to give a giggle. Now, to be totally honest – it hasn’t been ME wearing them for events (I have crap vision and the one time I tried to wear a pair for about 5 minutes, the mess made my eyes cross and water due to some kind of weird visual pulling going on between my contacts and the lace. I finally drew the line at some gigs – I’ll wear weird contacts if needed, but otherwise, leave me my vision! That said… even the contacts can be touchy. Had a gun pulled on me by a state trooper due to me forgetting I was wearing black scealara lenses. Those would be the black corner to corner jobbies. Got pulled over for a busted headlight and he must have thought I was a demon or at least possessed!) but they’ve been requested for a few different events. One fashion show I helped at, another set in rainbow colors for a parade (where the truly… staggeringly odd sunburns were achieved) and the most recent was um… ah…
More adult? I work at times as a costumer and help run security at all sorts of shows (music, fashion, ren faires, adult, goth clubs, comic cons, etc) and the weird way it shows in my closet causes for some seriously surreal clothing requirements. Between things I’ve made, worn, made for others to wear, been requested to wear and nixed/agreed/bargained into something else entirely, it’s safe to say I have very little awareness these days of what really is ‘right’ to be wearing. Long as all the pertinent bits are covered and I can breathe somewhat freely, I’ll usually shrug and put it on if asked. One day (once the leather and metal portions are edited out) any future kids I have will be able to pull of some seriously fun dressup games!
wow, Jenna, what a cool job you have!
Icky about the cop pulling a gun but I’m laughing. You should have pulled out a tab of
ecstasycough benadryl and been like, what?And ditto to what doofus wrote, fun job!
I doubt whoever hired Blohan for this particular project is doing any thinking. One of her oil sheik customers must be bankrolling this production in exchange for companionship.
That’s honestly the only explanation I can believe at this point.
But what I don’t understand is why a filthy rich guy would pay for her oral services. You could find better looking prostitutes anywhere in the world. She must smell badly, she can’t carry a conversation, her lips are plastic, can you imagine her breath? Why would you want that gross tongue around you? She’s not even famous anymore!
Standards of hygiene and smell are different around the world. Maybe they like the rode-hard-put-away-wet look.
I think the Cracken still gets some mileage from her Mean Girls days. That’s probably what these guys envision when they book her services.
Don’t forget, some guys get off on humiliating and degrading women and feeling a sense of power. It might make some guys happy to have a former A-lister desperate to please them in exchange for money.
As tacky as they are I like her lace sunglasses or whatever those things are.
I’m strangely fascinated with them as well.
Yay. Shame Corner. I like them too….
No one puts Kitten in the corner.
I like them simply for the fact that they hide half her face
wasn’t there a time when some music videos were full of backup dancers with lace covering their eyes? let’s just say i copied them on one too many occasions. they just look so cool back then. (and i couldn’t even wave the “impressionable teenager”. gullible, fashion victim adult?)
this lace sunglasses just brings back memories. maybe a guilt-purchase? or i’ll try to follow Jenna’s instruction next time i have some me-time.
lace sunglasses! i think i’ve lost my mind.
btw. is she walking around in a lingerie?
The coroners office probably HAD to make such a statement to let the public know that their activities are done with perfect attention for any and all deceased, especially with deaths that are under investigation. No-one wants to think about loved ones being left behind in an environment where trainwrecks like Lindsay could come in contact with them. Sensitivity, trust and professionalism are very important. So basically the anti-Lindsay approach.
Well put. All I could think was good grief the crackin has spoken & now the coroners office had to release information on how the deceased body of Whitney was handled because the crackin has spoken.
Which is why they pointed out that no probationers come in contact with any corpses, because of course, who would trust these court ordered fools with dead bodies, no one with sense.
What the Speed the Plow producers are thinking: LOOK HOW MUCH EVERYONE IS SAYING “SPEED THE PLOW!!!”
Hahahahaha KER-CHING!
Yep somehow it’s become a cool, cracky, statement that no one knows what it means!
Every time I read “Speed the Plow”….I’m thinking of some nasty, filthy, dirty porno (not in a good way either). Especially since Lohan’s involved.
Your image is probably closer to the mark. I spent too much time around farmers, because I think of an old-fashioned ground plow, even when it deals with this trick.
“Working hard” is Blohanese for “sneaking into London Fashion Week wearing Joan Collins’s old negligee.”
So her claim about rolling the body bag leads to a different description of how WH’s body was transported. Sad that her claim led to relatives having to think about that image.
I found it very telling that even in that ridiculous interview that bent over backwards to be positive the writer still noted that he smelled something “sharp” on her breath. The interview was almost pure Kneepads so imagine how much he’s underplaying things. This is going to be a very interesting two months! Or realistically, we may never get there.
I’m entirely too distracted by that thing on her face to even comment on the rest.
How is this girl still going? I can’t believe her body will keep on going like that. It must be the vodka preserving her insides.
Whenever I see “Speed the Plow” in relation to Lilo I read it as “Speed and Blow”.
Maybe she just assumed it was Whitney Houston’s body bag due to the timing or meant it figuratively since she was working in that office? I’m not sure why I’m looking for an explanation that works for this mess.
I’m so shocked, Lindsay “truth tella” Lohan LIED??
Even that interviewer that was doing everything to make Lohan look good couldn’t do it because she is a god damn mess in every way possible. I’m suprised by how many chances she keeps getting she will never change if people are still willing to listen to her BS and make excuses for her. SHe hasn’t proven herself ONCE in years that she is anything resembling a decent human being that is willing to change and she won’t if she isn’t punished for her behavior.
I swear to god that the Speed-the-Plow posters here in London say “Directed by Lindsay Lohan”. Unless I was hallucinating when I saw it on the tube. I’ll double-check tomorrow, but I am 99.99% sure the posters state that Lindsay is DIRECTING this hot mess-to-be.
She looks like a crack whore on the poster, obviously.
I’ll check the posters again tomorrow morning on my commute and let you know if the nightmare of Lindsay “directing” is actually true.
Yeeeeeeeeeeechhhh.
Well, that would explain how she got cast.
Lindsay Posner is the director and Nigel Lindsay & Richard Schiff (West Wing) are the 2 lead actors…… :)))
You’re absolutely right, JC.
The sheer crackiness of the poster (and reading it from a moving escalator at 7:30AM) led me to read “Posner” as “Lohan”. Thank GOD I was wrong.
Not that it’s going to make the production any better or anything, but at least we won’t hear cracky gibberish about her directing skills.
Maybe that’s how she got the job, they needed another Lindsay to break a record. Like when Ralph Alpher and his famous dissertation adviser, physicist George Gamow, were writing a scientific article together long long ago- they dragged the also famous physicist Hans Bethe (pronounced BAY-tuh) into it as a silent co-author just so they could a publish a paper by Alpher, Bethe, and Gamow. Known historically as the alpha beta gamma paper….
In the pictures above: Something nice.
Well, at least she’s dressed for work.
I feel like she’s trying to emulate Beyonce and Kanye’s recent concert looks with those glasses. Girl is such a mess all around.
I honestly couldn’t care less about this lie about WH. She name drops. All the time. What got me pissed off was the journalist compared Lohan to Heath Ledger and Philip Seymour Hoffman. That really insulted the memory of those two greats of stage and screen. I wanted someone fire her immediately, and then I realized – that interview was probably a planted/paid for ad for the play. But even the faux journalist said that she smelled booze on Lohan and then commented on the speed which Lohan was speaking – obviously Lohan took too much of her Adderall and drank like a fish to compensate – et voila – one of the worst interviews ever from Lohan. Once again she talked about winning an Oscar in the next five years, and the scariest part – worse than the WH body bag – was the part where she said she wants kids so she can give them advice – please baby Jesus – don’t let the world be exposed to that danger. Lohan is the most incoherent, rambling, lying, boring interview ever.
Oh gosh that is scary……..praying she doesn’t re-produce lol.
She can’t even take care of herself much less a baby.
Check out the big gash on her right foot. That has been there since she was frolicking around doing yacht trade in Italy or wherever…I remember it because it looked so painful, and there it is, still looking new and bloody. Doesn’t that HURT? Does cocaine make one not feel physical pain? If I had a gash in my foot that big (for a month, no less), I’d be home sobbing and eating ice cream. Like the gash on her thigh that never goes away/heals, the whole thing points to cutting or some other purposeful cracknanigans.
Binge drinking definitely impedes the ability of wounds to heal.
Yikes! I hope she’s not a cutter.
It’s the booze. Same reason her face is bloating below her fillers.
She has gone to the point of no return.
It’s such a shame what she has become………that cocaine has damaged her friggin brain cells.
I wish she learned a thing or two after poor Whitney died (considering she was a coke addict)……..cause eventually she’ll end up dead like that or maybe die in a more tragic/painful way (not that I am wishing that) but just saying.
I watched Parent trap the other day and really felt pity for her. She shower such promise back then. She is a total lost cause now. Beyond repair.
Is it really believable that they let the court-ordered Community Service people do anything with the bodies? Especially a chronic thief like Lindsay. They do cleanup and laundry.