Where to even start with the latest chapter in the Amy Winehouse-Blake Incarcerated scandal epic (fail)? Let’s just do a brief recap – Amy has been in St. Lucia for several months, getting drunk, partying, hooking up with men and women, getting drunk, “writing”, playing Scrabble with reporters, getting a tan, trotting on the beach and did I mention, getting drunk. Blake Fielder-Civil, aka Blake Incarcerated, had been in jail until last week, when he became Blake Paroled.

While in jail, Blake filed for divorce from Amy on the grounds of adultery. Shocking. Amy weathered the impending divorce pretty well – she told people that she didn’t know why Blake would want to leave her, and that she hoped to get back with him. Blake basically said “uh, no” and Amy stayed on in St. Lucia to lick her wounds or whatever. However, this Saturday (the 28th), Amy jetted back to London, allegedly in the hopes of seeing her Blake again.

Blake’s parents aren’t too happy about any of this. Blake’s mother, Georgette Paroled (no, really it’s Georgette Civil) is calling out Amy in The Sunday Mail. Georgette thinks Amy is a “trollop”. No joke. She thinks that Amy hurt and humiliated her darling crackhead son. The Sunday Mail has more.

Amy Winehouse jetted back to London this morning after her two month ‘holiday’ in St Lucia. The troubled singer arrived at London’s Gatwick Airport looking distressed and jetlagged after the nine hour flight.

In contrast to the shorts, bikini top and naturally curly hair Amy had been sporting in the Caribbean, the star was back in her London pop star guise in skin jeans, ballet shoes and her signature beehive and heavy eyeliner.

Her miserable appearance at Gatwick comes just hours after she was photographed happy and smiling in the Caribbean sun as she larked around in a pair of flippers. Amy’s return to Britain comes just days after her estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil was released from jail.

The 25-year-old singer is said to want to give their marriage another try, despite the former music video assistant insisting divorce proceedings are still going ahead.

His mother Georgette Civil said Blake has been ‘hurt and humiliated’ by Amy and claims she cheated on him twice during his spell behind bars.

Georgette tells The People: ‘He feels very let down by his wife and he’s proceeding with a divorce…Amy has behaved like a trollop. Since his release there has been no contact. Blake realised the marriage was doomed some time ago and I don’t believe Amy will get round him now… I never want him to go back to her. It would be bad news. He’s divorcing her because she cheated on him and the sooner the marriage is over the better.’

Amy is alleged to have cheated on Blake twice – with her manager’s former assistant
Alex Haines last year and with aspiring actor Josh Bowman in St Lucia over Christmas.

In an interview last month, Amy admitted she had ‘forgotten’ she was even married. She said: ‘Our whole marriage was based on drugs anyway. He looks like me – a right mess. Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead.’

After Amy was photographed cuddling up to handsome Josh, 21, she admitted she had a romance with him. Shortly after Amy was pictured with Josh, Blake started divorce proceedings on the grounds of adultery.

Her father Mitch Winehouse said: ‘I had to call Amy before she heard about it from someone else. She asked me, “Daddy, why does he want to divorce me?” I said, “You know I don’t like him, but I have to admit that your behaviour with another man is not what marriage is all about.”‘

Georgette has denied reports Blake is now dating German model Sophie Schandorff, 22, after she was spotted with him outside a Suffolk prison last week. Sophie has been a regular visit to Blake in prison and often attended his court hearings when Amy wasn’t there.

Georgette insisted Sophie and Blake were just close friends, saying: ‘Blake’s been a bad lad when it comes to drugs but he hasn’t once cheated on Amy. But he’s not got another woman – absolutely not. The last thing he wants right now is another relationship. All Amy’s done is cause him grief.’

Blake was jailed in November 2007 for assault and attempting to pervert the course of justice and was sentenced to 27 months behind bars last July. Last November, he was given permission to leave jail early on the condition he went to rehab, but was returned to custody after failing a drug test a few weeks later.

Blake walked free from Edmunds Hill Prison in Suffolk on Thursday and was greeted by his mother Georgette and Sophie, before going to her Claypole, Lincolnshire home.

Speaking about his impending divorce from Amy, Blake said: ‘It’s all going ahead – but I don’t really know what will happen… It’s just nice to be on the outside again. Now I am going to get over my drug habit.’

Amy and Blake married in Florida in May 2007, just weeks after she dumped live-in boyfriend Alex Claire. After Blake’s arrest in November, it means the couple have spent just six months of their 21 month marriage together.

From The Sunday Mail

When I read this stuff, especially the quotes from the parents, I just feel like people are really focused on the wrong thing. Mitch Winehouse giving his daughter a lecture about fidelity? Georgette Civil concerned that Amy cheated on Blake, and not that her son and Amy spent their entire marriage on drugs? These people suck.

Even though Amy seemed to be going pretty wild while she was in St. Lucia, it might have been the healthiest place she’s been in years. Perhaps she should go back.

Amy Winehouse is shown in St. Lucia on 12/22/08 and 1/2/09. Credit: Bauergriffinonline. One image below is NSFW

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