May 22
'07
Reason #1098 to Love Heidi Klum


I love Heidi Klum. I really love watching Heidi on Project Runway and I have always held the opinion that she was cool. As if Project Runway and the other 1,097 reasons weren’t enough to show you Klum is cool, I offer you reason #1098.

Heidi has nicknames for her breasts. Woo Hoo! The woman has names for her boobs and tells the press about it.

“They’ve been an ongoing joke for, like, 12 years. It started because I was from Germany, and people always make fun of ze Germans, yah? So when I began modelling I used to say ‘These are German breasts, one is called Hans and one is called Franz’.”

White Trash Mom is going on the record right now. I want to party with that gal. She sounds like a riot. And she would probably buy all the drinks.

Written by White Trash Mom

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