Who dat?

At first glance, you’d think the person underneath this black cloak is Michael Jackson. This kind of black veiling is usually his MO.

But it turns out, it’s Gwyneth Paltrow and her daughter Apple. Yup, while picking up her daughter from nursery school, Gwennie decided to put on the most dorktastic disguise imaginable to shield both herself and her daughter from the photogs. She pulled a black shawl over herself, covering both her face and that of her daughters so the photogs wouldn’t be able to take their picture. Problem was, in doing so, she also couldn’t see where she was going and was moving around like a blind person.

One parent said: “It was really odd. She couldn’t see where she was going because the shawl was so tightly wrapped around their heads.

“They were actually drawing more attention to themselves.”

It’s confirmed. Gwyneth Paltrow is a freaking idiot. Gwennie always acts like she’s Miss Smarty Pants, bashing American culture and calling us uncivilized at all, but hey, at least we’re not stupid enough to cover our eyes while we’re trying to run from the paparazzi. Especially not while we’re holding our child in our arms, we’re not that dumb.

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