Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best’s love affair (if you can call it that — they were more like F-buddies who shared the same dealer) is over. Apparently she got mad because she found out that he’s been sleeping with everyone and their grandmother behind her back, and was kicked out of a hotel in Soho after going all Fatal Attraction on him.

Boo-friggin’-hoo. This is the offspring of football player and legendary UK ladies man George Best. If it was blonde, walked, and looked female, he shagged it. It’s genetic, Lindsay should have known better.

From AskMen.com:

Lindsay Lohan was allegedly thrown out of New York’s Soho Grand hotel for arguing with Calum Best.

The ‘Mean Girls’ star, who recently returned from a romantic Bahamian holiday with the notorious lothario, threw a tantrum when Calum checked into the hotel with another woman.

A source told America’s Star magazine: “Lindsay checked in with another guy, probably to try and make Calum jealous. She tried calling him but she couldn’t get through.”

The 20-year-old actress – who was treated for alcoholism in rehab earlier this year – then partied until 1.30am before collapsing in the hotel lobby.

A source said: “She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties. Her date and bodyguard looked horrified but they didn’t do a thing to help her so the night manager carried her to her room.”

Lindsay then allegedly kept phoning Calum’s room and then went to bang on his door.

A source said: “He came to the door and opened it a bit, she peeked inside and saw the woman there. She went cuckoo. She yelled at him, slammed the door and banged on it some more.”

The actress was reportedly escorted back to her room, but when her disruptive antics continued she was asked to leave the hotel at 5.30am. She checked out an hour later.

Poor Lindsay (not really, but humour me). She introduced him to her mom and let the papparazzi take photos of them frolicking in the Bahamas. She obviously saw he was marriage material after his 2 minute bathroom dalliance with Rebecca Loos on UK’s Celebrity Love Island. (Rebecca Loos’s claim to fame is that she allegedly had an affair with David Beckham while she worked as the family PA, and then sold the story to the tabs. She also jerked off a pig on UK’s The Farm reality program. She’s a real lady). However will she mend her broken heart?

Oh yeah, by sleeping with another guy that comes along. Where’s White Oprah when you need her?

Lindsay should have seen this coming, but what do you expect from the Nesquick-coke sniffing bimbette. I just find it funny that she was was “writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties”. She was probably so hopped up she thought she was Tawny Kitaen off the Whitesnake video. If someone has a video of this can they mail it to me, pretty please?

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here are pictures, some semi-NSFW that you’ve already seen of Lindsay and Calum in the Bahamas. The way they were.