Johnny Depp, 51, & Amber Heard, 28, married in a surprise home ceremony

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This news is a surprise! The last time we talked about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, the big story was that the two lovebirds were due to marry this weekend on Johnny’s private Bahamas island. They must have been throwing us off the gossip scent because Amber and Johnny got married yesterday. The ceremony took place at Johnny’s home. I guess they’re still heading out to the island this weekend? Maybe they’ll throw a party for their celeb friends on Johnny’s yacht. Whatever goes down, Amber is officially Mrs. Depp now. Us Weekly just published the exclusive announcement:

They just couldn’t wait! Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have officially tied the knot, sources reveal to Us Weekly. The couple decided to say “I do” just days before their scheduled ceremony in the Bahamas.

An insider tells Us that the bride and groom married at Depp’s West Hollywood home on Tuesday, Feb. 3. They will next jet off to his private island in the Bahamas for a second service.

“It will be a really simple ceremony,” a source previously told Us of the tropical getaway. “Things are in a great place with them.”

[From Us Weekly]

Us also got the first scoop on the engagement, so this is a done deal, folks. Can you believe it? I honestly had some major doubts about whether serial proposer Johnny would ever walk down the aisle again. But Amber nailed it down, and good for her. Also practical: Johnny in close proximity to his scarf closet before the ceremony. You know it took him forever to get dressed. Congrats to the happy couple!

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Johnny Depp

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  1. MarciaMarciaMarcia says:

    What a desperate fool! He really must be terrified of being dumped …

  2. Hannah says:

    For whatever reason, I don’t see this ending well, just a gut feeling. I do wish them the best though. I used to be a huge Johnny depp fan!

  3. Lilo says:

    Not long before she’s pregnant, if she isn’t already. I always liked him, but ever since he and Vanessa broke up everything about this man shouts midlife crisis. Well, good luck to the newlyweds, but I have my doubts. He’s regressing.

    • Tracy says:

      I have to agree about the mid life crisis thing.

    • BangersandMash says:

      Yep!!

      *sigh* Vanessa Paradis… I wonder what Vanessa Paradis is doing right now.

      Miss Paradis is amazing, I personally think she was the real badass in that marriage.

      She’s probably smoking a french cigarette, having a sip of wine next to her lover, shaking her head whispering, “Ah-mb-eehr!!” in her gorgeous French accent, bemoaning the life of a 28 year old who is stuck with a scarvey man, who constantly mumbles about how avante garde he is.

  4. kennedy says:

    I honestly do not get this couple. I don’t get Johnny Depp and his bizarre career choices as of late. I can’t remember the last good movie he made. Public Enemies? Eh – I loved it more for Marion than Depp but at least it wasn’t flat out awful like his last string of films. He has become a capitol F Flop. And while I think Amber Heard is very beautiful – and she wasn’t all that bad in The Rum Diary – I don’t know much about her career other than that she was with another woman and then got with Johnny (probably on the set of TRD?) and is now married to him. I feel like she is in a lot of films with Selena Gomez or something – like that’s her legitimacy level lol.

    I really don’t understand this coupling. Nothing about them screams “in love.” They almost seem contractually obligated to be together or something. Like, he wants a younger, beautiful lady and she’s getting with her teenage crush + immediate career boost.

    • funcakes says:

      In his next movie he’s playing whitey burger. I can’t wait because what he’s done lately is not on his level as an actor

      • Someonestolemyname says:

        I am excited about the Whitey Burger movie. I thought he had dropped out, glad to hear he didn’t’. He’s great at playing mafia types.
        I loved him in Donnie Brasco.

      • Kitten says:

        I’m insanely excited about that movie. I hope Depp brings it.

  5. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I hope they’ll be very happy.

  6. charlie says:

    Well, congratulations, I guess. I think they suit eachother, despite the age difference. And they will have ( if they will ) incredibly beautiful kids.

  7. mimif says:

    Hospice to commence. Just kidding, many necklaced congrats to the McScarfyson’s!

  8. perplexed says:

    Why didn’t he ever marry Vanessa? Just wondering, since they have 2 kids together. I assumed he didn’t believe in marriage or something because of that.

    • Jen43 says:

      I am wondering, too. I hope Vanessa didnt want to marry him because, otherwise, it would be a slap in the face.

      • Nayru says:

        It would be a bit of a slap. However, who’s to say this will last any longer than he and Vanessa did? In which case the sting of that slap would be considerably diminished.

      • rose says:

        Vanessa was the one never really interested in being married. She stated it several times in her interviews it always seemed like she was content without the piece of paper. Not sure why he feels the need to do this now but oh well – wish them the best.

    • Mary-Alice says:

      Vanessa was, and is, smarter. She neither wanted nor needed to tie the knot. He stated a number of times that he was ready and willing to marry het the moment she was ok with it. Such moment did not happen. I think she got the best of him.

    • supposedtobeworking says:

      she didn’t want to get married, he did.

      • Someonestolemyname says:

        Yeah sure….then why kick up a fuss when he walks. If it was her wanting no marriage.

      • sally says:

        @someonestolemyname

        I kind of agree and i kind of dont. If they got married, I think he would’ve been more inclined to try to make it work and stay a little longer. Plus, she could have at least fought for some more money/assets in a real divorce.

        At the same time, just because you don’t believe in marriage doesn’t mean, you don’t believe in monogamy and lifelong commitment.

    • Jegede says:

      I personally don’t think marriage would ever have been on the agenda with Paradis. Neither from Johnny nor from her.
      Despite their interview proclamations.

      She fell pregnant within 3 months in her relationship with a still-in-rehab Depp. The birth of their daughter probably made him decide to try to make it work especially the stability a child would bring him.

      I have to admit I’m a salty Brit cause I remember how devastated Kate Moss was about what went down, and also the shady antics Vanessa pulled with Lenny Kravitz while a then pregnant Lisa Bonet was back in New York.

      • Andrea says:

        Wow I remember when he dated Kate moss but I didn’t know the other bit!

      • Mary-Alice says:

        That’s bs, sorry. Even if we assume Lily-Rose was not planned, he of all, has a second child, planned! after that,and stays for decades. Please. Johnny and Vanessa did love each other. It simply ran its ourse. And speaking of shady, Moss is the least innocent of the gang. When does she find tne time to parent, btw? The woman acts like she is 14 in her 40s. Ridiculois and sad when children are involved.

      • Artemis says:

        Didn’t Lenny cheat with loads of people? His career was starting and they were so young but yes, of course it’s another woman.
        And Kate Moss was a child, I’m not sure about her ‘habits’ now but in 2005 it was obvious she was still raging cokehead and a party girl first. Depp and her would have been even more tragic together (can you imagine a child coming from that union? Ugh…). They were so self-destructive. At least he seemed to have found peace with Paradis at that time.

        I don’t know why people still glorify that abusive relationship, there’s nothing cool or sexy about 2 drug addicts trashing every place they’re in! And Depp split up with her and continued to call her a friend at any occasion but he was pretty clear that they wouldn’t make it work as a couple.

      • Jegede says:

        I’m sorry you’re reply is bs.

        I didn’t say the second child was unplanned, but the first one was 3 months into a relationship Depp was barely sober enough to acknowledgde.

        And Vanessa did drugs through her relationship with Depp and is now with an on/off heroin addict so how is she better than Kate Moss? Because France has privacy laws that keep stuff like this on the down low for celebs?

      • Mrs. Darcy says:

        Oh vintage shadiness! I knew she had a thing with Lenny, did not realize there was overlap with Lisa. I think Kate was devastated to be fair, she ended up in rehab basically because of heartbreak she said (and prolly all the drugs too :-0), but to dismiss her 3 yr. relationship with Johnny ending suddenly (and when you’re that young 3 yrs is a long time), then him knocking up Paradis almost instantly, I don’t see how you can’t not sympathize with how painful that must have been. I liked Johnny and Vanessa simply because he mellowed and hit his stride and seemed happy, but the last couple of years since the split have been a middle aged train wreck. I don’t adore this new pairing but I would be very surprised if Amber doesn’t pop out a kid in the next year or two.

        I just had this weird thought, that Johnny and Amber age wise are very close to what Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones were when they got married. (he was 55, she was 30 – Johnny is 51, Amber is 28). That is kind of freaky, and really does bring home the fact that Johnny is a borderline old dude in a way I hadn’t quite appreciated! Which makes me feel old, because I can still picture him all cheekbones and perfection and scarf–free. Which is why I find Amber suspicious. She’s too young to remember Johnny in his true heydey, so we’re supposed to buy that she really loves this scarf-y middle aged crisis? I just think she’s nothing but a climber, and a talent-less one at that.

      • Artemis says:

        And Vanessa did drugs through her relationship with Depp and is now with an on/off heroin addict so how is she better than Kate Moss? Because France has privacy laws that keep stuff like this on the down low for celebs?

        I’ve seen some old pictures of Depp-Paradis before and after the birth of L-R. They were photographed in France and other places. You cannot compare the life he had with Paradis (quieter instead of trashing hotel rooms) with Kate Moss who always partied up a storm and didn’t change despite having a child.

        Even if Depp-Paradis did drugs, at least they didn’t look like hot messes in public. Moss’ child can easily look up how her mother acted a fool with a heroin addict and risking her life hanging out of a window with a heroin addict. Or those videos where they are hanging out with each other, high and singing. What kind of environment is that for a child? How can you compare that to the life that Depp-Paradis had?

        Also, didn’t Moss have a child with Hack pretty quick? It didn’t keep them together though…

      • Lola says:

        I’m glad somebody else remembers how bad the situation was. Everybody is always fawning over Vanessa when that woman has a terrible background.

    • Adrien says:

      Isn’t this Johnny’s second marriage?

      • perplexed says:

        Yeah, it is. I didn’t realize this until the articles mentioned it today when noting the announcement of his marriage to Heard. I guess I thought he had the same “I’ll never get married” attitude about marriage as Clooney did before he married Amal (I think Clooney was married once before), although before Paradis I think he may have been engaged a couple of times (one engagement was to Winona, of course).

    • Someonestolemyname says:

      Maybe he didn’t want to put a ring Vanessa. Maybe Vanessa pretended she didn’t want marriage, but she did. If she truly didn’t’t want marriage and he did, well he moved on and found someone he wanted to marry who wanted marriage too.
      I liked Vanessa but she was no angel either. She broke up or inserted herself into a few other relationships , even with the Kate Moss ,Johnny relationship wasn’t Vanessa involved when he was still with Moss, towards the end.

      Johnny is allowed to move on if he no longer loved Vanessa. Congratulations to Johnny and Amber.

    • Jessica says:

      Vanessa didn’t want to get married/marry him (not entirely sure which best suits). He always said he’d marry her in a heartbeat if she ever wanted that, she always said she didn’t want it.

  9. Sue says:

    what a schlump!

  10. PunkyMomma says:

    Congrats. (My first thought was I hope he bathed before the ceremony.)

  11. funcakes says:

    The divorce is going to be epic. She’s admitted to being bisexual. Yeah, this marriage is starting off on the right foot.

    She may need counselling.

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/03/23B60CB200000578-2859732-Cold_feet_Johnny_Depp_51_and_Amber_Heard_28_pictured_here_in_May-a-5_1417641016627.jpg

    • Orly says:

      What does her being bisexual have to do with it? Has she “admitted” she has green eyes too? Will that also make the divorce more epic?

      • funcakes says:

        1) Not hating on the bisexual community.
        2) Just mean Johnny had compition from both sexes now.
        3) Amber still to young and is still evolving as a person.
        4) And my divorce comment……come on. This is Hollywood. Marriage have a short shelf life.

        Ps~This is an entertainment site. Let’s try to get along. Breath deep, smile and think about puppies and kittens.

      • M.A.F. says:

        She is 28. I think a 28 year old knows what she wants. If she was 24 I could understand that argument.

      • FLORC says:

        Funcakes
        Little off topic…
        Amber and her bi orientation has always looked tryhard. Her image in her early days was hot blonde, bi, tomboy, knows about muslce cars, etc, etc..
        She wasn’t a great actress, but got attention because that’s all she’d talk about. Getting it on with girls, her body, and things guys love that are often associated with hot ladies, but not at the same time knowledgable. She was both.

        When she was with her long term gf before Depp there were loads of rumors Amber lost interest in girls ages ago, but was focused on her image.

        Back on topic. The way you phrased your comment to sound like Amber’s orientation would be an issue for their marriage was blood in the water for an easy attack.

      • Funcakes says:

        @Floc
        That’s what I get for wandering from the Leann Rimes comment section. I’ll stay over there were it’s safe.

      • Rd says:

        Fun cakes you are wrong prove it

    • angee says:

      Interesting. That photo reminds me of some of Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Russell often had a stiff, protective, this-girl-is-my-posession posture in the photos.

      • Andrea says:

        Huh I never noticed that before but maybe that’s why it ultimately did not work out.

      • funcakes says:

        That photo is telling.

      • FLORC says:

        Never got that impression from Brand/Perry. That observation is something though. I always thought Katy was the loose cannon and Russel more trying to protect her, but not in a “this is my possession” way at all.
        He came off the more mature one out of that.

    • InvaderTak says:

      That photo is full on depressing.

    • G4H says:

      This photo is from last year. You think they will get divorced soon because they are not similing in some photo?

    • funcakes says:

      @MAF
      It’s all good. Let’s agree to disagree. Peace.

      • M.A.F. says:

        28 is young? What age should someone be to get married? 30? 40? It’s just an odd statement you wrote.

      • funcakes says:

        To me marriage is an outdated institution, but that’s just my opinion.
        I do work with people that have been married for 65 years. God bless them it worked out for them.

      • FLORC says:

        M.A.F.
        Age means so little once you’re out of your brain has fully developed.
        Preferences can change throughout life. You might be bi in your 20’s straight in your 40’s Homosexual in your 70’s. You can’t know and you can find your tastes have changed.

        Also, some people get married at all those ages. Age shouldn’t be the issue. It’s the foundation of your relationship.

        I think funcakes has explained what they meant so what was originally thought and we don’t have to agree. Opinions are opinions. Arguing them and picking them apart when the other side doesn’t want to seems wasteful to me.

    • Nicole says:

      I read your response but “admitted to being bisexual” rubs the wrong way. Being bisexual has nothing to do with your ability to be loyal to your spouse.

      • funcakes says:

        I’m not judging her sexual identity. I mean she is still young and might want to keep her options open since she is attracted to both sexes. Who knows the love of her life might turn out to be a woman.

        And when I wrote she needs counseling I ment it as a joke because it looks as though john is holding her hostage. I’m not insinuating she needs counseling for her sexuality.

        Now let’s all get along. Everyone have a good night and a great tomorrow.

      • Linn says:

        And a straigt woman might want to keep her options open because there are billions of other man on this planet and the love of her life might turn out to be another man. Your comment is feeding into the sterotype that bisexual people are cheaters and can’t commit to their partner. And as others have said, she’s not particularly young for marriage.

        Now, do I think they will probably break up someday? Sure, but that’s because many couples get divorced and in Hollywood it seems to happen even more. Nothing to do with Amber’s sexual identity.

    • ell says:

      these sort of comments are frustrating, and there’s no need to get patronising telling people to take a deep breath. for bisexuals (i’m one of them) these sort of comments are 1) painful and 2) very hard not to react against because we face these sort of judgement everyday. it’s insulting to assume that a bisexual person can’t be committed in a monogamous relationship and that your partner would get competition from both genders. i can breathe all you like, i still see NO need whatsoever for comments enforcing these stupid stereotypes.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        I’m sorry you have to read these kinds of remarks. It must be hurtful and frustrating. It’s frustrating to me, as well, and it makes no sense whatsoever.

    • Brittney B says:

      So what?

      By your logic, if a straight woman marries a man, he should be worried about her hooking up with men, because she’s “admitted” that she’s attracted to men. Monogamy is monogamy, period. We also don’t even know if they’re into monogamy… polyamory doesn’t invalidate a marriage or relationship.)

      I’m with the other commenters who are offended by this.

      “I mean she is still young and might want to keep her options open since she is attracted to both sexes. Who knows the love of her life might turn out to be a woman.”

      What does that even mean?! How does bisexuality affect the age at which you should settle down? I’m a year younger than her, and I’ve been with a guy for more than five years. Before that, I had long-term relationships with both women and men. I wasn’t “keeping my options open” by dating both sexes; I was attracted to individual PEOPLE. It sounds like you assume that all bisexual people are mostly just attracted to the same sex, and even if they’re in their late 20’s, they can’t “know” for sure that they’re with the “right” sex. You do realize she was a in a long-term relationship with a woman before Johnny, right?

      One more thing: you seem to think his “competition” has doubled vs. a straight woman, because both genders are attractive to her. Being bisexual doesn’t mean you’re attracted to EVERYONE; you can still have very limited personal preferences. Gender doesn’t really affect whether I’m attracted to someone, but guess what? A lot of other things do. I’m not attracted to TWICE as many people because I’m bisexual… in fact, I’d posit that my straight friends (male and female) have fewer standards and deal-breakers than I do. Your comments continue to show your unfair biases.

      • funcakes says:

        Good grief. I can’t believe my speculations about about one couple could bring down the bisexual community just like that.

        When I read all of your comments all I read into it is wawawaaaa.

        This is Celebitchy not Meet the Press. You disagree, I get it. All of you have made thorough interpretations and assumptions in a couple of sentence. If you want to think I’m going on a witch hunt for bisexuals…that is beyond my control. I stand by my comments.

      • supposedtobeworking says:

        @funcakes: I think your reaction to the comments is in line with your view of others, and your sense of entitlement to bigotry.
        The commenters are trying to inform you of the impact of your statements, by opening your eyes to the fact that they are hurtful to people, even if blasé to you. Instead of understanding the comments as such, you demean them as a whine. People are not whining, they are trying to teach you about empathy.

    • Ginger says:

      I’m bisexual and married to a man. I’m happily settled and committed to him. No competition from ANY sides. It really bothers me when people assume bisexuals are not capable of commitment. I’m not hating on you funcakes, just pointing out a major flaw in your statement even when you happily stand by it. If these two do break up I doubt it will have anything to do with Amber’s sexual preferences.

      • funcakes says:

        Ginger,
        I have no idea how this got out of hand. I never stated any where that she will cheat because she is bisexual. I was talking about amber as a young lady who is still growing as a person. A human being.

        And I was discussing her as a Hollywood starlet where there is temptation everywhere. One person. Not a whole population of people of a sexual persuasion. One.

        Someone else made all these assumptions that I’m some backwoods nuckledragger that think all bisexual people are going around humping random people of both sexes.

        And no matter how much I tried to clarify my statement ssomeone else popped up to tell me I’m hating on bisexuals. I know that bisexuals, gay, straight and transgender people are capable of sticking to one relationship. This I know. But I had no idea I had to come on an entertainment site to write a ten page thesis on a four sentence comment I made about one person. And I said it with humor. Just like I comment on this site about all celebrity.

        And thank you for not hating on me,Ginger. I feel like I’m going through a ten round boxing match. I harbor no hate in my heart for no one.

      • Brittney B says:

        @ funcakes , you really don’t get it, do you? Your comments offended us because they included language and phrases that are constantly used to demean and trivialize an entire community of people. They didn’t “bring down” an entire community, and we didn’t make assumptions; we actually referenced your own direct quotes, verbatim, and explained exactly why we took offense to them. YOU are the one who made several assumptions, namely that we think you “hate” us. You keep using that word, but none of us did. You thanked Ginger for not hating on you and responded to her with more civility than any of us, simply because she actually explained she wasn’t hating on you. By assuming that the rest of us ARE hating on you, rather than defending ourselves, you’re doing exactly what you accuse us of doing: making far-fetched assumptions.

        Being held accountable for your own words isn’t a ten-round boxing match, but if you feel victimized, imagine how we feel.

        What’s so difficult about saying “I’m sorry I offended you all; I didn’t realize my comments would come across as hurtful, and I definitely don’t think you’re incapable of monogamy”?

        It’s sheer entitlement to suggest that we “agree to disagree” about HOW YOU MADE US FEEL. This isn’t objective; this is how you affected your fellow human beings. The fact that you only hear “wawawaaa” tells me exactly how tolerant you really are.

      • Bmo says:

        @Britney B

        Well you’re offended. In the words of Stephen Fry… “so fcking what.” You don’t have a right to not be offended by an online gossip site comment.

        There is no malice in what was said. You have put that malice there. You have done that, and have cast aspersions on the original comment and it’s poster, even after the meaning was clarified.

        You’re offended. Well, so fcking what.

      • RosettaStoned says:

        @Bmo:

        Very well stated. In my opinion those who are offended TOOK offense, it was not given nor intended. I’m bisexual and I thought it was obvious that Funcakes was not trying to insult anyone except this silly couple. Which is the point of this site, silliness and fun. They didn’t “MAKE ME FEEL” anything but mirth!! There’s plenty of social justice for me on Tumblr (lol) and elsewhere, I don’t need it here, especially from people who are looking to get offended and find insults where there are none. Ignorant reactionaries are NOT who I want going to bat for me…

        So speak for yourselves, keyboard justice warriors, and NOT for the entire bisexual community. We’re not a monolith and we’re not ALL so uptight.

      • TrustMOnThis says:

        Rosetta: as soon as you say “justice warrior” you invalidate your entire argument and position yourself as a proponent of injustice. Other posters may not speak to your feelings but that doesn’t mean you get to speak for the entire bisexual community either.

    • Rd says:

      No fool

  12. Tessy says:

    I think he’s cute, in a bearded bag lady sort of a way.

  13. Ali says:

    Congrats to both! Would love to see them beat the odds and grow old together! Sorry haters :p !!!

  14. angee says:

    When the veneer of the relationship has worn off, along with her denial, she’ll move on. Then all he’ll be able to get to put up with his antics (aka “take care of him”) are old, dried up strippers and ex-“Housewife” alumni.

  15. OHNO says:

    Amber made sure it happened at his home so he wouldn’t be two hours late.

  16. Has anyone got “under two years” in the pool yet?

    If this marriage goes the distance, I’m the next Pope.

  17. Adrien says:

    Aww! I’m still hoping for a Winoforever. Anyway, congrats!

  18. iheartjacksparrow says:

    In the photo posted on Daily Mail from their wedding Johnny looks miserable. Aren’t you supposed to look happy at your wedding?

  19. happymama says:

    She has the biggest s$#! eating grin ever. Just for that I’m lovin’ it. Someone just got PAID. It is what it is and I’m not judgin’.

  20. InvaderTak says:

    Introducing Mr Peanut and his wife Mrs Vintage Barbie. (Credit to Michael K at DL for that lol). Put me in the divorce pool for 2 years, 8 months.

    • funcakes says:

      Michael!!!! He’s a poet. He.must be celebrating the good news because he has yet to post anything. Thank goodness for celebitchy or I would have went through withdrawal.

    • Nina says:

      3 years, 2 mos.

    • Mrs. Darcy says:

      Mm I’d tend to go for 2-3 yrs too, but if she has a kid, which I think she will, that could edge it out a bit.

  21. me says:

    I think it’s true they will held a wedding bash on his island because i ve just saw a picture of Amber’s best friend from Nassau

  22. Lol says:

    Aaahhhh, the blonde texan bitch and her beloved Tonto Man got hitched.

  23. Livealot says:

    I just imagine steamy sex between the two. She comes across as a major freak so good for him.

  24. perplexed says:

    No matter how young he looks, he’ll be 61 when he’s 38. I guess this age difference works for some people, but in Hollywood where you’re constantly surrounded by attractive people and you’re as attractive as her, I don’t know.

    • ell says:

      he doesn’t look young though, he looks his age. he used to be handsome, but he really isn’t now… I’m not super into older men, but I can admit when one looks good. he doesn’t.

      • Jessica says:

        I don’t know, when he cleans himself up he looks really good for 51. He’s not nearly as handsome as he once was (mostly due to the booze bloating, he still looked great just a few years ago), but most men I know who are his age look much older.

  25. Flower says:

    I have a verrry bad feeling about this, I’m not a particular fan of Depp but the hairs stood up on the back of my neck with foreboding when I heard this news . Almost the same way it would if you heard he had died ….. very creepy. Any one can see he is total spaced out 99% of the time these days a drug overdose wouldn’t surprise anyone and the new wifey would be the main beneficiary , I think she is a lot more calculating than that sweet face suggests.

  26. Dibba says:

    Ugh. Oh well. He’s jumped the shark. Have no idea who she is. Good luck you crazy kids!

  27. iqlikmovies says:

    Age does not matter. At the end of the day Johnny depp is happy and they look very classy together. Best of luck for them.

  28. capepopsie says:

    I Think it is strange, very strange, that he could never marry Vanessa Paradis!
    She is afterall the mother of his Children, and they were together for how long?
    So, here he goes and marries Amber Heard after a relatively short time! I´m sure Vanessa wishes both of them the best of luck. If I were her, I would feel insulted, though.
    Anyway, I hope they can handle this in a way that doesn´t harm their Children!

    • Brittney B says:

      Maybe it was HER choice. I’m the one who drew the line in my relationship, and made it clear that I’ll never want a ring or a ceremony or a legal document. My partner fully supports that decision and doesn’t think it’s necessary, and even gets emotional about defending our choice… but if we split and he married someone else a few years later, I wouldn’t be offended. Amused and confused, maybe, but not offended.

    • Jessica says:

      He was very vocal about wanting to marry Vanessa and she implied he’d proposed a few times. She was the one who didn’t want to marry.

  29. Jayna says:

    She could do so much better. He’s a mess in his 50s.

    • sara says:

      Exactly. There is a difference between being a clean 50 year old and a dirty 50 year old. It’s not the age so much, but it is the way he portrays himself. He is a gross disaster. If it was John Stamos or someone similar, it would be a good fit and age would not be an issue.

      Who really wants to be married to a 50 year old man-child anyway? Ick!

  30. scout says:

    Cool. They have to marry legally here in US first and then get married again wherever they want outside US just like Brangelina. Congratulations. Now Depp can give a heartfelt speech like GC “Never been in love like this before, took a long time, whatever Alchemy brought us together, thank you” etc! Haha…..

  31. Tulip says:

    Oh, what the hell. Congratulations! You can never predict which marriages will last and even the oddest couplings have a shot.

  32. jferber says:

    I’m wondering if Johnny’s two kids were at the wedding. At this time, they could easily feel left out of his life. I’m also wondering about a pre-nup. Is there one? Major coup for Amber if not. I’m so interested in how this goes down. Happiness for all, I hope.

    • supposedtobeworking says:

      there are quite a few pictures of his daughter and Amber hanging out, shopping and laughing over the past year or so, so it would appear that the kids are involved with and fine in this relationship – I agree that I would hope they were able to be involved if they wanted to be.

  33. Talie says:

    A young woman will always nail down an older man because they start feeling desperate. Kate and Vanessa matched him in age, so it was never going to happen. Timing, right?

    • Mrs. Darcy says:

      Kate and Vanessa (and Winona) were a decade younger, which then got too old for him. He needs his women permanently youthful, so he subtracted another decade here to prolong it as long as possible!

  34. LaurieH says:

    Johnny Depp is one of those actors that I feel obligated to like and think is great and hot stuff and whatever (like Jack Nicholson) – but….geez…I just don’t. I don’t think he’s that great of an actor (nor do I think Jack Nicholson is either). He’s one of those actors whose real life persona always seems to permeate and overtake the character that they are playing so that you are always more aware of the actor than the character. Plus. he looks dirty to me. And he looks like he probably smells like an ashtray. (Aside: I ran into Brad Pitt years ago in Sarasota, FL where he was visiting his then-girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow on the set of Great Expectations, and he too had a rather pungent smell, though he appears to have since discovered soap). All that being said, I can well imagine that sitting around with Johnny Depp, smoking cigarettes, drinking whiskey and discussing Hunter S. Thompson (one of my favorites) would make for a seriously fulfilling evening.

  35. Barrett says:

    Sad now the relationship is complicated and they need a legal team to divorce when the time comes. I give them a few years of happiness and then its life they will drift apart. Maybe a small connection w kids.

  36. Ginger says:

    Wow! That’s some age difference. I just realized how big the gap really is. I do wish them well and hope they can make it work. I think they will make cute babies. NO scarfs in the nursery! 🙂

  37. OhDear says:

    Congratulations and good luck to them!

  38. bondbabe says:

    Wonder how many scarves he wore at the ceremony? (Maybe they exchanged scarves…or necklaces.)

  39. Annaloo. says:

    GROSS!!

    Best of luck sucking on that aged cheese, Amber! At least you’ll get some of that Disney Pirates money after all of this

    GROSS!

  40. Suzy from Ontario says:

    They probably had to have a ceremony in the US to make it legal before marrying on the island. Sadly, I do not see it lasting, especially with Depp’s latest drunken antics. I lost all respect for him when he left Vanessa.

  41. Brittney B says:

    Whoops, commented in the wrong place.

    I will say.. she looks beautiful in these photos.

  42. fleurthefrenchy says:

    wow… just browsing through old photos of Vanessa and Johnny… Amber is just so plain compared to Vanessa… and to be fair… she had Depp at his hottest…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_Paradis#mediaviewer/File:Vanessa_Paradis_C%C3%A9sars.jpg
    http://media.paperblog.fr/i/563/5639435/vanessa-paradis-johnny-depp-cest-fini-L-X5DLgR.jpeg