Maybe I’ve just gotten used to the Pinocchio Butt, but it almost looks proportional in these photos, right? Khloe Kardashian was back in LA yesterday, shopping for some jewelry in her workout clothes, the Pinocchio Butt on display. Khloe had been in Florida with French Montana last week, because apparently that’s still happening. People saw French and Khloe in Key West, and then they both returned to LA, where they went to Tyga’s concert with Kylie Jenner. Because apparently that’s still happening too.
According to Us Weekly, Khloe is juggling the affections of both French and her estranged husband Lamar Odom. Lamar and Khloe still aren’t divorced, remember? He never signed the papers. And sources say Lamar and Khloe are still talking, texting and hooking up. God, she just has really bad taste and really bad luck with men.
Meanwhile, Khloe is still fighting to get the Fashion Police gig on E!, but Hollywood Life says that at this point, Khloe just wants to make sure that they don’t hire Amber Rose. Considering E!’s involvement with all things Kardashian, I tend to think Khloe has a better chance at the gig than Amber Rose.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Whatever is it that she is wearing underneath her tights is what is holding it slightly together.
Apparently, whatever she injected into her backside spread to her lips.
That was my thought as well.
This way she doesn’t fall over.
I was going to say her butt implants are proportional to her lip implants.
To my eyes, it certainly does NOT look proportional.
Gah! The horror!
It looks like elephant man disease of the butt, imho.
Yeah I don’t see anything proportional about her butt. Too many injections. How does she sit? As soon as Kylie turns 18 (this summer) she will have the same injected butt…just watch.
It looks like Kylie has already gotten started on the butt injections:
http://thestir.cafemom.com/celebrities/183547/kylie_jenners_butt_is_getting
Why and how this ever became a trend will forever be a mystery to me. It is grotesque
The answer to your question is NO! You know how some women get breat implants and they go too large? Well that is what she did to her butt. She got implants tow or three sizes to big.
Maybe it’s a Pump Up Butt ™. Remember those gym shoes that had the pump and you could pump them up? I don’t think they actually did anything but it was fun to squeeze the little ball on the tongue of the shoe. Maybe Khloe can inflate and deflate her pinocchio butt for the occasion. Running errands- let a little air out. Red carpet- three pumps. Concert/Club/Envelop opening- BUTT OF DESTRUCTION, 15 pumps.
I just let out a big braying donkey of a laugh at this comment, people in my office are worried right now. Thanks for perking up my day.
¡Yo sé quién es usted!🙋
lol
H hahahahaha ! Me too. Now, Icognito– that just made my otherwise very dreary day.
Toooo funny!
I’m sad that the whole carton-sized ass thing finally got to Khloe It just looks awful. :::sigh::::
Finally? Hasn’t she been getting disproportionately large implants for awhile now?? I guess she thinks it makes her attractive.
Hasn’t Khloe complained about her sisters teasing her about her weight? How do fat injections help?
The bag covers it up a bit
Are we talking human proportions or K klan proportions?
I can’t believe that for some people, ‘do my big-ass cartoonish butt implants look proportional to you?’ is an honest-to-God concern.
um nope, still ridiculous as ever.
Man…these women just have no clue what looks good.
She certainly thinks she does, though! I saw a recent posting of hers where she was “humble-bragging” about some woman admiring her backside and commenting that having one just like it was her goal. Umm, sure…just pay a visit to a doctor. This Khloe beast actually wrote this with a straight face, like she was so proud of something that she really just paid for.
The fact that she didn’t realize that the woman was probably clowning her is sobering. I’ve done that in my younger days, i.e. see someone with a horrible outfit or something and ask sweetly “can I take a picture of you? That outfit is HOT, girl.” And then text my girlfriends about this horrible outfit I saw.
I know. It’s mystifying. I keep saying to myself “she did that on PURPOSE.”
On the other hand, maybe it will take off and I can have a second career as a butt implant donor.
LOL!
I blame it on the funhouse mirrors that they have installed in their houses……
Not good to us, but those traits are found attractive. Lots of cultures valued traits and forms of body modification we would find disturbing, but they found attractive.
Her butt looks even. She’s just walking. Glutes flex when you walk.
And on a side note I came here to see how many posts a thread that had the only purpose of getting people to look at Khloe’s butt would do. Heh.
You’re too kind to these people, FLORC.
Also, I’d be willing to bet that in most cultures, pink latex dresses are frowned upon.
they look like really good ideas for people enduring monsoon seasons. with the amount and intensity of flooding, even i’m thinking of getting a pair. maybe it’ll help me avoid drowning in my sleep when water floods my house.
No, this is not proportional at all but I doubt she tried to go for anything resembling a natural looking bum. She went cartoon.
Too much of a shelf for me. But that’s just me, I’m funny that way.
All the other kids, with their pumped-up butts better run, better run, faster than my koven…..
dead.
Lmao kri
Oh, funny
hahaha!
I burst out laughing.
Better run, better run.
Outrun my buns.
(Sorry, couldn’t resist chiming in!)
omg!!! too funny!
Dang… I don’t know these people… but in theory, she should be able to jump like a grasshopper….
Maybe she hasn’t gone for a fill lately
We have become ass-desensitized. What is this world coming to?
Wait until it starts sagging in about two years like Kim’s fat injections or butt implant has done, where it looks like a full diaper on her as gravity is pulling it down. Khloe looks silly and desperate these days.
Artificial butts confuse me.
I know women who want to loose weight in their behinds (all of them more proportionate than Khloe is) and she is not doing them any favours. It’s really hard to tell somebody there’s nothing wrong with a big butt if you’re otherwise healthy when they can just point back at Kardashians and tell you “but I don’t want to look like them”.
the butt looks comparatively tame in these pix. I’m more distracted by her duck lips
I’m mostly confused by why these women think that a ginormous ass sitting atop twiggy thighs looks natural/normal. If a person desires to have fat injections in the posterior , it’s wise to not suck ALL of that fat from one’s thighs. It looks stupid.
Doesn’t it, though? Women with real big butts tend to be proportional. That’s what the Koven (shout out to Kri, above) don’t get.
Her gym bag is a Chanel backpack that cost $3400.00
I would love to see Amber Rose on E! That would drive them krazy.
Fake lips, fake butt and not a lick of talent to get this much press.
…….wait a second, I thought that was a bag or something back there. But that’s a butt?
why on earth do these wannabe booty-chasers (Kartrashians, Piggy Azalea) get the worst looking artificial butts ever? I have a big butt and don’t look like there are beach balls strapped to my behind. Hell even Nicki Minaj’s fake ass is in better shape/more proportional than this.
Eh she looks somewhat proportional only because her backpack is sitting on her ass.
If she falls on her ass does she just bounce back up?
And what does it feel like to actually sit on that thing???
Wow, she has serious duck lips…
And not trying to insult cute ducks out there..
What will these women look when they turn 40 years old. After all the surgical abuse.
😩😩😩😩
Did I miss a meeting? Since when did having an oversized ass become attractive?
Nasty Family. Nasty Woman. Nasty Sister. Nasty 1/2 Sisters. Horrible people.
I hate reading the comments. So much body shaming going on. I have a rather large shelf that my SO loves but I was teased about for most of my teens and early twenties. It’s only in the past few years I’ve come to love my body but then I read these comments about how disgusting big asses are and it’s just.. disheartening.
These are enormous FAKE rumps that these women have *chosen* to have surgically created.
Commenting about them (as is the point of a celebrity gossip blog) is not tantamount to body shaming a larger NATURAL woman, which isn’t happening / doesn’t happen here.
That’s your choice. Anyone who isn’t conventionally attractive could choose to be shamed by the mainstream media if they allowed themself to be.
Big booties are great, fake asses purchased at the plastic surgeon are not, I hope that doesn’t hurt your feelings.
Don’t even worry about body shaming, these K*ntraptions don’t have any shame.
Must be nice to have so much money that you can fix things that you are not happy about yourself.
Instead of living unhappy life, you just go to some professionals and pay them to correct things, if you can afford it.
I would love to be able to afford laser peel on my face to even out my skin tone. I’m so sick of wearing make up all over my face just to leave my house for a few minutes, especially in the very cold Canadian winter we have here.
She’s not happy, and no amount of money or plastic surgery can buy someone happiness. I’m sorry you don’t feel good about your appearance but I’m sure most people see you for the lovely person that you are and don’t even see the imperfections in your skin.
How to make a statuesque body look disproportionate and dumpy.
For the life of me, I will never understand why people say that while they hate the rest of the Kardashians, they like Khloe. She is just awful.
Agree Bridget. Khloe has been rather quiet since the twitter fight with Amber in support of Kylie’s disgusting “relationship”. She’s just as bad as the rest of her family. They are all shameless famewhores without any talent, brains or morals. Save North!
I am utterly baffled by this whole butt-implant thing! Why oh why oh WHY?!
Breast implants are nuisances enough for crying out loud.
It looks like she has that dang”body shaper” on also.
And the tee shirt is pulled tight against the small of her back.
Is the tee shirt longer in front?
She is her own peplum!
Seriously, I first saw the header picture and thought someone kicked her in the mouth. Then I saw the butt! It won’t save her from drowning, cuz when the flood hits Kloe will flow face down and butt up.
Butt, when it floats by, several people can jump on and be saved.
It’s a puzzle, how does the first photo match up with the second photo? side vs rear view & how do you find pants that fit?