There’s a new message on Britney Spears’ one-page website. (I know there are other sections, but that’s essentially a one-pager. Like Britney, there’s little behind the surface.) Britney asks fans to name her new album and the first title directly references Lohan, who is currently in the rehab facility that didn’t seem to do much good for Britney.

She also opens with a statement about how she doesn’t think anyone understands her:

“You’ll Never See it My Way,
Because You’re Not Me”
Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.
Possible Album Titles:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
Members of the Britney Spears Official Fan Club can vote by clicking here!

That second title, “What if the Joke is on You,” seems to be a dig by Britney against her constant detractors while the fourth and fifth just don’t suit her at all. She’ll need to go through a lot of self growth before she gains any integrity or dignity, although of course she could be entirely dignified in her own mind.

Why doesn’t she build a website that focuses on her past accomplishments instead of pointing out the other celebrity bottom-feeders? I know she hasn’t done anything for a couple of years but someone should remind the public that she once had a career besides traipsing around town showing off her T&A. She used to do that on stage for us.

Thanks to Buzzfoto for the header image.