You know what freaks me out a little bit about Khloe Kardashian these days? It’s so obvious that she got butt implants – behold, the Pinocchio Butt! – but she mostly gets pap’d these days going in and out of the gym. Why change your body so dramatically with butt implants only to basically LIVE at the gym, like she’s trying to lose weight? You know what would make you look thinner, Khloe? Taking out those massive implants.
But the butt implants are just one of several tweaks Khloe has made over the past few years. She’s also gotten her lips augmented, and I kind of think she also got a somewhat modest boob job. “Modest” meaning she’s didn’t get freakshow breast implants to match her freakshow booty. And what is it all for? I have a theory that she’s trying to “match” her sisters to a certain extent. She’s trying to blend with them in some ways. Why is that? Because as the years go by, it becomes more and more obvious to many people that Khloe probably isn’t a real “Kardashian.” Meaning, she is not Robert Kardashian’s genetic daughter.
Gawker’s Blackbag has been doing “Illuminati Month” for March and it’s been amazing. They’ve been focusing on political, technological, wingnut and celebrity conspiracy theories. On Wednesday, they did a piece of Khloe’s paternity and whether OJ Simpson is her real father – go here to read. The evidence is there, for sure, and I think one could even make the argument that Kris Jenner was sleeping with several dudes at the time of Khloe’s conception, and that OJ might have even been one of them. But I tend to think Khloe probably isn’t OJ’s daughter. I’ve always believed that Alex Roldan, Kris’s hairdresser, is Khloe’s biological father.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram.
I thought the issue of paternity was settled years ago??? Did someone miss the memo? Chris admitted in her book she was cheating on Robert when Khloe was conceived.
Then around the time the book came out, photos of the hairdresser came out and Khloe looked EXACTLY like him. She even tweeted a pic of her and him and captioned it along the lines of “hanging with dad” or some such. The tweet was later deleted. Why is the question of her paternity still a thing? ?
And why do I know so much about it lmao.
Only the completely uninformed, sheltered, and ignorant could look at Khloe and think she is in any way mixed, in that way. No. She is not OJ Simpson’s daughter. Now, the Andre the Giant + Shrek + Hellboy – looking hairdresser? Yes to that.
I laughed so hard at the Andre the Giant/Shrek/Hell Boy looking hair dresser! Indeed you’d have to be foolish to think that Robert Kardashian or OJ Simpson was Khloe’s father.
Not everyone who is biracial (black and white) looks biracial though. There’s plenty of people who look full black or full white.
I never believed that she was OJ’s daughter but saying that she doesn’t look “mixed” as evidence doesn’t hold up
OMG you made my day lol
She look’s just like the hairdresser.Why anyone would think she belongs to O.J. is beyond me.
This. She is in no way shape or form a Kardashian much less a Simpson. I can’t believe they try to pass her off as Robert Kardashian’s daughter.
Wow I clicked on the article with khloe’s father (2012) and she looks so different! And do does Kylie…
These lipliners do wonders!!!
Seriously! I am going to have to pick me up some lip liner.
You Anna, Are 100% correct. IF anyone look up Donna Summers oldest daughter and Eartha Kitts daughter, they would see they both look Full white.. ….Blonde hair, fair complexions. Now their kids may have black babies cause DNA is crazy. Like the white couple in South Africa that gave birth to a black daughter. They both had black lineage. It happens…..and I agree….OJ isn’t her father…She resembles that hairdresser too much.
Yeah, I agree, the race factor isn’t the deciding issue here. Genetics are a funny thing, but the resemblance to Kris’s hairdresser is too strong to be mere coincidence. This reminds me of how Liv Tyler apparently didn’t always know who her real father was. It was like no one had *ever* looked at Liv Tyler, because daddy’s name was written all over her face.
OT, Pimp mama kris was banging her hairdresser and THAT is the haircut she received?
She has always had that horrible haircut.
I know….I would just think she would get a better haircut if she is sleeping with him (and has been for quite some time)…maybe that makes it worse?
I remember that. It was denied. Khloe was making fun of it when she tweeted that. There’s no way that’s not her dad, she is the spitting image of him. But it was quickly denied and then dropped from the media which I’m sure they paid a lot for.
On the Daily Mail last year they had pictures of a very young Khloe visiting his family.The mother spilled the beans.I guess Kris use to take her to visit them when she was young.It was very honorable of Robert to accept her as his child.And it was horrible of Kris to have a affair and have another man’s child while she was married.
The question of her sperm donor may be uncertain, but there is no doubt that her real father was Robert Kardashian. He knew he was most likely not the sperm donor, since her mother had less restraint than a cat in heat, but he claimed her as his daughter and never waivered from that. He loved her very much and she loved him, and her separation from him because of the divorce was quite traumatic. She was in therapy at the age of five because of it. If he had stayed healthy and was still alive, her life could have been so different. Wish people would stop speculating because it’s such a “who cares?” thing. Her dad was clearly Robert Kardashian.
Exactly. Regardless of who genetically fathered Khloe, Robert Kardashian was her Dad from day 1.
So I’m confused about the Kardashians…not about the paternity issue because I don’t care…but about the girls themselves. I guess because of her height I assumed Khloe was eldest but I guess KIM is?? Plus the other girls–the model and the one dating the rapper-are these the kids of the mom and Bruce Jenner or do they have a large combined family because they were both married previously?? He has 3 sons or something, right??
I never paid much attention to the Kardashians aside from knowing their father was OJ’s lawyer and only knew of Kim from all her butt pictures over the years but now that they are everywhere I feel I should know. lol
If anyone knows off hand and can set me straight hahaha please do. I don’t really want to Google everything I’m just kind of looking for basic info so I know who the heck everyone is.
on a completely different note: I always wonder if they are shocked when the babies come out with their original features
My sister and I both have Dads chicken legs unfortunately
Ashlee Simpson’s son comes to mind. Kim was beautiful to begin with, so her original features would be a blessing.
Lmao@elizabeth.
It reminds me of a fake story that was circulating a few years ago. A man in China had allegedly divorced his wife and sued her and won…becsuse their baby was extremely ugly. At first he doubted his paternity, but it turned out she had gotten a massive amount of plastic surgery and he didn’t know this up front. The story turned out to be not true but it was funny for a while.
Anyway on clicking the one link, I stand corrected. Khloe didn’t tweet the pic of her and her dad Alex, Kylie did and later deleted jt.
Why live at the gym, when you don’t see the results? I mean – her body pretty much looks the same. It’s those implants, no matter how hard she works on her abs or legs, they will always draw all the attention and make her look bigger than she is.
My theory is that Khloe walks into the gym, gets papped, drinks her bottle of water, turns around, and walks out of the gym, gets papped….NO WORKOUT INVOLVED!! Of course, I do that myself, sometimes! lol (without the getting papped part, of course)!
I find it very strange that there are so many photos of her “pre-workout” and “post-workout”, yet NO ONE has managed to get a single picture of her INSIDE the gym, actually WORKING OUT
That was my line of thinking. She goes in, drinks her water and is on her phone only to leave with in an hour. The gym probably pays her.
There’s actually a ton of videos and pictures of her working out in the gym with Gunnar her trainer.
A recent blind that I can’t remember was confirmed to be or just guessed to be Khloe said she spends 15 minutes working out and the rest of the time on her phone drinking coffee and her weight loss happened and is being maintained by using coke.
Its so she can claim the workouts are the reason her butt looks so big! “Oh see guys I have this booty from working out” – which she does claim. And her fans eat it right up.
And it’s not implants it’s fat injections with lipo and I totally believe she wears padded spanx/undies too
padded spanx, undies, gym’s complimentary towels, gym’s team pennant, etc etc.
someone should tell this woman the truth. She looks like a walking cartoon, and not in a good way.
When I go to the gym, people change into their workout clothes there. They usually don’t walk in wearing tighter than skin stuff like her for the paparazzi. With her getting a these implants, it must not be comfortable to exercise, so she goes to the gym as an act
I’ll go to the gym already in my gym clothes. Not everyone goes straight from work. But I do agree that her gym clothes are too tight but I’ve seen other women wear the same thing.
I change into my gym clothes at work because I believe my office has to be cleaner than the locker room… hopefully. Right??
I change into my gym clothes at work, too
She’s wearing a pair of running tights. They’re supposed to be tight. Not everyone goes to the gym in an old pair of basketball shorts.
There’s a trainer, yes a TRAINER, at my gym with butt implants.
She also has breast implants, extentions, fake eye lashes, wears a full face of makeup to the gym.
Besides that she is a natural beauty. lol
I would never train or take a class with someone so completely fake. The same way I would never train with the guys that obviously took steroids.
Your butt can look like mine if you work hard! You can get big like me if you work hard! Train with me and give me your $$ for these unattainable results!
Exactly. All the prosthetics and enhancements essentially preclude the benefits (aside from cardio) that she could undertake in the gym.
Jokingly, I wonder if she is like a turtle that can’t get up once it lands on its back.
The hypocrisy in all of this is that these sisters are the first to tell everyone to embrace their natural beauty—curvy as it may be, but they don’t even take their own advice. Instead, they are pumped full of fillers and implants that run converse to whatever nature gave them.
Are we looking at the same person? If you compare her now from a year or two ago, she looks incredible. So much healthier and fitter. And she’s said several times she’s realized it’s about the lifestyle change, not the race to lose weight. So I think her fitness obsession is the real deal. Now the butt implants … I dunno. Can you get a butt like that from squats? I’m greek and I have a pretty enormous ass. I’d like to think if I was more fit it would stick straight out, but who knows!
Lol Elisabeth!
Probably
She’s so pretty
Safe to say she will never drown, the pinocchio butt should make for a great floatation device.
But she’d probably flip over face down, unable to right herself.
Call me crazy, but now that the implants have settled, I think they look fine. The problem with Kim’s is that she’s such a tiny little thing, so they’ve made her wildly out of proportion. Khloe’s actually look ok to me now, not exactly in proportion but close enough to look natural.
never mind 🙂
you’re crazy!
You’re crazy. Kardashians are krazy too
Mmmmm no those things still look crazy unproportioned compared to the rest of her body and I’ve been waiting for them to look ‘good’ so to speak.
I agree that they look less awful on her than on Kim. But that’s not saying much.
I wouldn’t go so far as to say “natural” but I too was thinking that they’ve settled a bit and do look a trifle less insane. Just a trifle though.
Wow the lips are really obvious here!
But I’m gonna say something unpopular. I do think the work that Kim, Kylie and Khloe have had done is actually pretty good. If you see them before, all these upgrades do make them look better. Kendall is the only natural one, I think. And certainly she has to be for a high fashion career, but the others haven’t made bad calls.
I disagree. All three remind me of Megan Fox in the sense that there was this ‘golden’ moment where all the plastic surgery, injections, or fillers had really come together to make them look like their best selves…and then they kept going past that point and ruined it.
Kim until recently was still pretty in a plastic kind of way but for me lately she’s just become another L.A. plastic surgery reject. She looks like she should fill out her Real Housewives application now. Kylie looks like she’s a 40 yr old cougar and Khloe…poor Khloe is struggle defined. She’s trying to force her body to look a certain way and all it’s doing is making it seem like she’s a transgender individual transitioning.
I get exactly what you mean – when these young women first start getting ps/’bo/fillers it kind of takes them from looking cute, fresh faced and normal to more mature, refined and “done” but still quite pretty. Almost what aging 10 years might have done anyway. But then they always want MOARRR and end up heading into Joan Rivers Jr territiory. They did have a golden moment when the work made them look more “glam”. I think Kendall is there now.
really?
Kendall and Kpourtney are the better looking-natural ones. the other ones are freaky looking. Kim cannot move her face, she cannot cry because of all the botox and god knows what else has she done to her face, and Kloe and Kylie look trashy as can be with all the lip and but injections, body contouring and boob implants.
kim was way prettier before and her butt was nicer too. bu she did it for the attention and it has paid well.
I agree with Talie. I mean I don’t encourage looking cut up but as long as they don’t start looking like Kris I think they all look fantastic. I’m not sure if kourtney’s actually done much though. ALSO, I think there’s a lot going on in the way of fillers but I honestly think Kim’s face has just thinned out a lot. it happens to most everyone.
Are you serious about Kim’s face?? If so , I really think you should have your eyes checked
The butt implants are the biggest accomplishment of her life, she should be proud
Her ass and lips have quadrupled in size but her nose is getting smaller and smaller.
I remember years ago on her show, they had the stunt of her taking a DNA test to make sure that her mom was really her mom, as if THAT was the burning question. I feel like surely she has taken a DNA test and compared to a sibling to see if they match up. Because that wouldn’t be difficult. She probably knows the truth, whatever it is. Good for Robert though for accepting her as his child and loving her, even under suspicious circumstances.
I guess she went to the same surgeon for her butt as Kim K did.
Her profile looks so jacked up. Weird lips, nose that seems to be receding into her face, ginormous ass that makes her look 50 pounds heavier… No thanks. She’d look so much better with her original body and face.
She looks rediKulASS.
Khloe was so pretty in the photo with her “father.” It must be a kind of hell inside these women’s heads. I’ll take my lame life any day over theirs.
I totally agree. Sometimes being rich and famous can be nothing if you aren’t at peace with yourself. I think my life is much happier.
This Alex Roldan is clearly her dad !!!
She goes to the gym because that’s the ‘desired’ look – big boobs, bigger butt, tiny everything else. She only wants to lose weight in certain places, she doesn’t want to lose it all over. Hence the waist training and plastic surgery.
Yes the new standard is tiny body with huge breasts and butt. Cellulite free booty no less. On Instagram I see women torn apart if their bodies don’t have giant rear ends. People think K-trash rear ends are real and should be applied to all women.
It’s not butt implants, it’s a Brazilian butt lift fat transfer that’s why Kim, Khloe, Nicki Minaj, and Izzy Azeilia all appear to have the same oddly unnatural booty. Also didn’t Kim prove she didn’t have butt implants? Hello? It’s fat transfer. If you look at woman who lift and work hard for a big ass you see that the legs are strong and muscular too, in these womans cases they have untoned legs and then BAM big fake booty. IT’S SO OBVIOUS!
That hair color is super flattering on her, and her brows looks fantastic. That’s all I’ve got.
Kloe had a boob job a long time ago (before the butt job)
I don’t think those are implants. I think she had the same procedure Kim had done. They suck fat out of your stomach (and other parts) and inject your own fat into your butt. How do we know how “hard” khloe works out at the gym? These could just be pap strolls for all we know. This family cheats at life. They want us to believe they are hard workers, but the truth is they fake their way through everything.
Thanks to you and Landa upthread for calling them OUT on this! Love it.
Her butt is kind of pointy, like two footballs. Weird that this is the new standard of beauty; huge fake asses and breasts . Women walking around looking like fertility statues at best and sex dolls at worst. I see women on Instagram torn apart if their bodies don’t resemble the exaggerated proportions of a plastic Kardashian. So sad that people get told what is beautiful and believe it so much that they feel like they have the right to apply it to all women and to tear down women who don’t fit the standard. Instagram comments are making me lose faith in humanity basically.
grotesque…
The sad thing is that she had a great natural bum which was just right. I mean why, WHY, would you tamper with that?! http://i.imgur.com/rubgF5w.jpg
Why, why, why would anyone deliberately want such a massive ass? It’s beyond me. Some sad “black-men-like-big-ass body dysmorphia”, I guess.
Some women carry huge handbags because they think it makes the rest of them look smaller….maybe Khloe thinks having a big, flabby ass makes the rest of her large, broad frame look smaller? I dunno. Makes no logical sense.
That butt looks like a deformity.
Of course she’s proud of her big azz. The entire family is one big azz.
She ooesn’t look good and from what I hear she is not a very nice person. I think she parties lots with booze and coke and must smoke like crazy. Nope I don’t believe she actually does anything at the gym but hide out for awhile until it is time for her to walk back out again. Just like her sister Kim and soon Kylie. Kendall and Kourtney are the only ones who look really good and it is because they haven’t messed with their face or butt.
She got butt implants because black men love a big booty and she’s trying to compete. Khloe has just turned desperate, the butt implants, the huge blown-up lips, the selfies, the filler, full face makeup all the time.. It’s the same reason Kim got her butt implants or permanent fat injections, whatever she did. But their surgically enhanced booties aren’t natural and will just start sagging in two years because their own butts were never pert and tone to begin with. Look at Kim’s. Without photoshopping or heavy-duty spanks to shape hers up, it’s just a lumpy or dumpy mess, not like a “natural big booty” that fits the person who has it.
I’m sure Momager Kris will be next.
Sadly, it’s pretty normal to showcase your work at the gym AFTER the surgical procedures are done.
Also, why are people acting like genes arent funny style when it comes to mix breeds which the kardashians are. I have a mix nephew who looks a completely different race than his father and siblings. So narrow minded.
In what way are the Kardashians “mixed breeds”?
It makes sense because she is the one who is most different-personality wise-from her sisters, no?
For someone who spends so much time at the gym, she doesn’t look thinner or more toned.
I’m not a big fan of plastic or cosmetic surgery, but I certainly understand why some people get it. I can understand why some people get rhinoplasty or surgery to fix their stick-out ears. Obviously, dentistry is a whole other issues; people getting implants, regular dentures or even veneers to cover teeth hopelessly stained by tetracycline as a child – no shame in any of that. I can understand getting eye-lifts if one’s eyelids start sagging so much as to impede vision. Tummy tucks for post-pregnancy women (or women who lose a massive amount of weight) and are left with hanging skin that just won’t go away with exercise and diet. I can even understand a boob job…women who are flat-chested and feel self-conscious or even large-breasted women who suffer back pain. What I don’t understand is the gratuitous, vanity things..especially the kind of plastic surgery that is meant to attract men. How degrading! (They always say they do it to make themselves feel better, but that’s largely BS). A lovely women with B or C cups getting double D’s? Botox on a women under 40 to make her look like a shocked deer in the headlights? Chicken cutlet cheek implants? Chin implants? (I can understand chin surgery if one has a particularly odd chin that makes them self-conscious…like Rumer Willis). The worst though, without peer, is butt implants. Or even worse, dangerous injectables (Brazillian Butt Lifts, or whatever). There have been people jailed for injecting people’s butts with CEMENT! My gawd! When did large round rear-ends become so chic? If it’s natural, then it’s lovely because it “goes” with the rest of you. But when you give yourself a disproportionately huge rear-end…how does she sit down? How does she get clothes to fit properly?
Ladies if she worked out every day doing squats and all the things to supposedly make that butt bigger her legs would look like a sumo wrestler….big thick thighs bulging with hard muscles….and calves that look like Serena Williams….she has skinny little legs and so does Kim….and their arms show they do NO strength building either otherwise they would have more definition of muscles and they don’t They do NOT work out all that hard thats a guarantee….they just got the fat sucked out of the front and injected into the backend….and her poor lips looks like she slammed her face against a glass window and you are looking at her from the other side….instead of puffing those lips out it spread them wider instead…almost turned them inside out by the looks of it….that brow lift pulled her symmetry of her eyes out of whack and she now looks wacky eyes like Kim when you get a full frontal photo….She honestly now looks like a RuePaul character……
I think she also got her upper lip shortened, the distance between the nose and the lip. Apparently it’s done to make you look younger and have that sort of Betty and Veronica flip in your upper lip, which she has. She never had that before.