Calvin Harris has ‘changed because of Taylor Swift – he’s much nicer, more calm’

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So far, so good. I’m not tired of seeing photos of Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift (CAYLOR SWARRIS!!) together. It feels exciting and new and dramatic. Of course, I felt the same way about Swifty and Harry Styles, and that only ended up lasting a few months. Calvin and Tay stepped out in NYC yesterday. They held hands for the paps. They went out to lunch. Taylor wore this absolutely absurd outfit. I don’t get why crop tops are back on-trend these days? This outfit looks exactly like what my college roommate wore in the 1990s.

But yes, Calvin and Swifty are in the full flush of love. Do they lay in bed starring at each other while Olivia and Meredith sleep in between them? Do Olivia and Meredith get shoved out of the bedroom while Calvin and Tay enjoy some Scottish sex? Does Tay sing love songs to Calvin and the kitties? So many questions. But here’s one constant of all of Taylor’s relationships: Team Swifty issues really obvious quotes about her romances and breakups to certain media outlets. This is what Us Weekly’s Tay-heavy sources say about Caylor Swarris:

“They’re really into each other. Normally when Calvin parties, there are girls everywhere, but he’s completely toned down and is just about Taylor. He’s changed because of her — he’s much nicer, a lot more calm. He’s happy to stay home with her and not be on the scene. They spend a lot of nights watching Netflix and catching up on shows they never get to see. He had no idea that she would change him so much.”

[From Us Weekly]

And here’s what E! News’ source had to say about them:

“Taylor and Calvin are having such an amazing time getting to know each other these past few months and spending quality time together where ever they travel to. It’s really easy for them to connect on many levels even though they both have busy schedules. They have some differences but also similar in many ways. They are trying to be as private as they can but they are also not afraid or hiding their affection towards each other when they are together in public. They both love New York City and this trip together is really easy and comfortable for them. They both love to eat out and also stay in and just chill. Friends and family love seeing Taylor so happy and into Calvin. Calvin loves how connected Taylor is to her friends, family and fans.”

[From E! News]

If you got a whiff of a Lisa Frank diary, glitter, sparkleponies and cuddlefesting, that’s because Team Swifty is “leaking” and all of this is the Swifty-approved message about her relationship. Is this what Caylor Swarris is really like in real life? Who knows? But this is HER pattern. She builds these guys up, publicly and privately, and then when it all falls apart (re: he dumps her over the phone), voila! She’s got another breakup album.

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  1. tx_ava says:

    honestly if I was in that good of shape I’d probably wear crop tops everyday too

  2. mia girl says:

    Wow, the only “they are this, but also that” missing from that E! article is “They are totally a real couple, but they are also kinda fake”

    • LB says:

      Lol. Totally agree. As I was reading it, I was thinking what is the point this article is trying to make? “They go out but also stay in.” They read books but also watch tv. They like cold ice cream but also hot soup.

      I really can’t wait for this relationship to implode because Calvin doesn’t hold his tongue like the others did.

  3. Stacy says:

    I like her purse

  4. Kdlaf says:

    I personally love crop tops all day everyday! Also Hopefully when this ends itll end quitely – she seems like shes matured over the last couple of years but time will tell! Also is it just me or does Calvin seem to have a really forgettable look/face?

  5. Pri says:

    Such a nice change from her miniskirt crop top routine!

    Also, why is her PR leaking all of these details? Doesn’t this go against the strong single Taylor she promoted weeks ago?

  6. Claire says:

    Personally, I think she’s trying to take this one seriously to break her “pattern.” They will either get married or engaged.

  7. Amy says:

    So…much…vanilla.

    Extra bland flavor with some styrofoam on the side.

  8. Allie says:

    Her short hair either looks really good or really awful. There’s no in between. Her hair looks so flat here, it ruins the otherwise nice outfit she has on. I love the part in the quote where it says they want to keep things private. Nothing about this relationship has been private.

  9. Spaniard89 says:

    They have so much chemistry that looking at them together feels like watching a love scene from Twilight

  10. InvaderTak says:

    I’d rather have the body guard in the background of the second pic.

  11. INeedANap says:

    Can someone call her out on her lies? She’s always whining about being hounded by the paps, but she seeks out the public romances. All of this was curated and coordinated.

    Swifty, you’re a liar.

    • BritaBae says:

      Nobody will even call her out on her sh*t. She’s vindictive and will just try to ruin anyone who glances at her the wrong way. I would be scared too.

    • Mila says:

      She really seems untouchable.I mean now she plays a “feminist” angle as in “if you call me out you are actually hating women”. she only started to embrace feminist ideas when she saw that she could use it to shield herself from attacks.

      Ben and Jen Garner are called out for their staged family photos (and thats good) but Taylor is so much worse.

  12. CFY says:

    So it’s gonna be forever, or it’s gonna go down in fla-a-a-ames (wonder which it’ll be).

  13. Talie says:

    Every relationship she has, her PR goes way overboard in the press. It’s so old school. Remember how it scared Jake G. right off?

  14. Moxie Remon says:

    It’s so funny, cause i never once liked her, everything is really funny here. He left his girlfriend for her, i don’t know if i believe in him.

  15. Bridget says:

    They are really selling this hard.

  16. Dr.Funkenstein says:

    I’m sure being around all the cats in the crazy cat lady’s house is helping his nerves. But it might be the unicorn stories at bedtime, or the pillow fights followed by cocoa and talking about boys.

  17. Hannah says:

    Not buying it. Maybe it’s the constant pap walks when they are together, endless stream of sources about how perfect they are together.It’s seems so thirsty. Feels so manufactured.