As everyone in the free world knows, Britney is the princess of white trash. As Celebitchy’s recent BritneyWT update shows, it’s an ongoing drama.

As White Trash Mom knows, drama is a key element in White Trash living. Britney is the Princess of WT and gets the major share of the media coverage for her WT ways. But let’s not leave out other WT celebrities! There are celebrities that are extremely white trash that don’t get the trailer park recognition they deserve.

If Brit is the Homecoming Queen of the Trailer Park, here are my nominations for her “Royal Trailer Park Court”, the Celebrity WT Runner-Ups:

Richie Sambora-Okay, he’s not a girl so he technically can’t be a Trailer Park princess. But Richie deserves credit for his trashy lifestyle! Afterall, he’s gone through a D-I-V-O-R-C-E, he dated his ex-wife’s BFF AND now he’s in rehab. He even begged to get his ex-wife back, in true WT fashion.

Denise Richards-Trashy celeb that does not get the true WT recognition she deserves! After she had to involve the police and get restraining orders on Charlie Sheen during the D-I-V-O-R-C-E drama, she runs off with her BFF’s ex, she leaves the babies while she runs around with Richie all over the place! This model mother is now doing a gig at the Playboy Mansion.

Lisa Marie Presley-Besides being daughter of the King of Rock and Roll and White Jumpsuits, she’s on husband number 4! Husband #2 was Michael Jackson (Ew!) and #3 was Nick Cage. Fourth time is the charm (unless she’s been D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D again). A gal who has walked down the aisle that many times should have her WT activities in the spotlight more often!

There are many other stars that are not getting the WT spotlight they deserve. More nominations to come.