Kaiser let me steal Kellan Lutz today, so let’s talk about how Kellan Lutz is promoting the new Kellan Lutz game show, Bullseye. Have you seen the promos? They’re pretty Lutzy. This show is also very dangerous. Kellan Lutz cracked his head open and had to get staples. Kellan Lutz may have lifted a fake redwood tree in Breaking Dawn 2, but his Lutzy blood is still very human.
Kellan Lutz sat down with Ryan Seacrest and tried to pull a Chris Evans. You know, playing like he’s romantic, not simply his usual Kellan Lutz, intellectual self. Here’s what happened when Kellan Lutz appealed to his female audience:
Kellan Lutz wants to get married: “[I’m] looking for that wifey, Ryan. Man, I want to find my potential wife that I can make those memories with and be engaged with for a couple of years and start that life.” I’m 30! I know it’s young in Hollywood standard, but my mom was like, ‘I need some grandkids!’ I’m in no rush, Ry, but I want to meet that non-crazy girl that are kind of plentiful here in L.A.”
Kellan Lutz has standards: “I’m running in some very good circles actually. I’m a man of faith so I’ve been trying to put a lot of my time in those circles versus the Hollywood crowd. My values are at the top of my list so might as well find someone who shares in those. I’ve been really searching. It’s so hard to find a woman who is career driven with an ambitious attitude, someone who is proactive.”
[From RyanSeacrest.com]
Poor Kellan Lutz. He and Sharni Vinson broke up in late 2013, and he’s stayed mostly single. There were rumors that he hooked up with Miley Cyrus, but I think they were just friends. Kellan Lutz needs a new girlfriend! He wants a career-minded lady with good values and the desire to make grandbabies for Kellan Lutz’s mom. Kellan Lutz is totally saying this stuff to promote his game show. I see right through you, Kellan Lutz.
P.S. Kellan Lutz on Red Nose Day is more terrifying than any movie clown in history.
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Airhead.
Kaiser Lutz has a nice ring to it.
It does! There’s a crate of ceramic cockatoos in my possession that would make excellent table centerpieces at the Kaiser-Lutz reception.
@Punky,
I can’t believe you just said that. You will be sorry when Benedict Cumberbatch turns up at your door with a box of Fifth Estate merchandise to exchange for your birds.
@t.Fanty,
Low blow – I’ll just toss a handful of otter treats through the crack in the door and snatch the box of coffee mugs and mouse pads from his distracted flippers.
Where IS the otter pup?
Is it weird that I find him oddly charming? Maybe I’m losing it. Idk I’d rather read about a daft but sweet guy then about whiners and egomaniacs
I’m weird right along with you. At least he seems like a real human being!
How do you know he’s not an a-hole? Do you know him?
Every picture I see if him screams TRYHARD! And calling Ryan Seacrest Ry? Is that even allowed?
My thoughts exactly. And now we know who will never ever be granted a Ryan Seacrest interview again. That was almost as bad as the time Ann Curry touched Brad Pitt’s arm during an interview.
Ambitious, career-driven woman in Hollywood speak usually means talentless fame-h0 with a dubious model/actress “resume”.
Or he just wants to find a really, really good beard.
Hahahha! I find him..entertaining. There will be Lutzisms. He’s just too much. “Ry”?! I bet ry was loving this. I buy that he’s a dolt, just not sure if he’s the lovable kind that he’s trying to portray, or if he’s just dumb.
I like him, he’s harmless. He gets major props from me as he is friends with Eddie, the founder of Blackjaguarwhitetiger foundation. They are my fave page on Instagram. Kellan recently visited the foundation in Mexico City, so he is hanging around good folks.
He says some silly stuff, but he’s harmless and fun. I’ll take Kellan Lutz and his Lutziness over the Duggars any day!
Kellan, i am career-minded and we met once (that eoman standing in feint of you at comic con eho was the knly one who didn’t ask tk take a photo with you. Yeah, that’s me).
As I said to my friends: he is handsome, but dumb. Bless his heart! In all seriousness, he is silly but fun.
Miley, get him!
My penguin is not ahowing :(. Silly iphone, i guess it’s because my name is all in capital letters.
So he wants a permanent beard?
Sounds like it!
“It’s so hard to find a woman who is career driven with an ambitious attitude, someone who is proactive.” He’s probably just expressing himself poorly, but that p-ssed me off for some reasons. F-ck you, Lutz. so what are all the women you do find?
What needs to happen: a weekly documentary on Kellan Lutz called The Lutz Life. Kellan Lutz is the camera operator; Kellan Lutz is the narrator; Kellan Lutz does the voice over, taking us through Kellan Lutz’ day. Taking us through Kellan Lutz’ complicated thought process, step by step. Kellan Lutz interviews Kellan Lutz towards the end of the show, answering what it’s like to see Kellan Lutz’ life on the screen if you are Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz then takes calls, answering The Lutz Life viewer questions about Kellan Lutz. Then Kellan Lutz tells us all how he thinks Kellan Lutz did that week, and psyches up Kellan Lutz for next week’s epic episode of The Lutz Life.
I would totally watch that. No joke.
I am super surprised that he was not in consideration for The Bachelor.
Now that’s a bachelor show I would watch-LOL! Can’t help it- he cracks me up. And totally agree he’s been an oasis in the Duggar desert of gross these past few days.
I would watch The Bachelor too!!!
Here’s a tip Kel. If you want a wife, don’t call her wifey.
You can tell his values are important to him because he is looking for someone who “might as well” share them.