“Donald Trump finally admits the obvious, he is The Batman” links

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Donald Trump to little boy: “I am Batman.” Destroyer of worlds! [Uproxx]
Morgan Freeman’s step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines was murdered this weekend. This whole situation is so awful and sad. [Dlisted]
Taylor Swift friend-collected Joan Baez and Julia Roberts. [LaineyGossip]
Melanie Griffith or Jocelyn Wildenstein? [Celebslam]
Kendall Jenner’s ensemble is kind of weird. [Moe Jackson]
Would you name your child after a Game of Thrones character? [Buzzfeed]
Too many stripes, Jamie Chung. [Go Fug Yourself]
How many kids does Kim Zolciak have now? [Reality Tea]
Jim Toth looks so pleased to be with his family. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jason Derulo sounds like such a drama queen. [The Blemish]
I’ve developed a full-fledged obsession with John Oliver. [Pajiba]
Henry Cavill & Armie Hammer read the phone book. [A Socialite Life]

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  1. dr mantis toboggan says:

    There seems to be an error in this post. It looks like you said Taylor swift and Joan Baez in the same sentence

    • Katenotkatie says:

      Lololol I was at that show (years-long Swifty, I KNOW I KNOW) and it was incredibly random! Definitely a mismatched pair, plus…Julia Roberts? Swifty is starting to reeeeach with these surprise guests. Regardless, it was a super fun show.

  2. SypherMomma says:

    Way to scar that kid for life! Trump = The Hairpiece, hell bent on destroying Gotham city/the world and anyone with great hair or ovaries.

  3. Mia4S says:

    If he’s Batman, it’s time to root for the Joker.

    Love that phone book video. Man From Uncle was great and soooo refreshing. Shame there likely won’t be a sequel but Armie Hammer needs to do more movies where he tenderly picks up women and carries them to bed. *Fans self*

  4. Armenthrowup says:

    Taylor Swift collects Julia Roberts?!?!? Thus confirming her mean girl ways. That’s the sound of bottoms being scraped right there.

  5. mememe says:

    Taylor is exhausting.

  6. meow says:

    I thought Donald wanted to be Prez. Now he wants to be Batman? Go away, Don. And take yer hair with you.

  7. JudyK says:

    Trump a/k/a Orange Man.

    Either dump the fake orange tan or get that damned orange hair dyed. By the way, the orange hair looks like it hasn’t been washed in a week.

  8. lile says:

    You left out a couple of key words….he is the bat$hit crazy man.

  9. Kitten says:

    Dude–I heard two women discussing Trump in the elevator this morning and one of them was like “I’ll tell ya, I’m not ruling him out.”
    🙁

    Looks like it’s time to fulfill that long-standing dream of living in France…

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Right behind you. I’m telling you, it utterly baffles me, but I know people (not well, but still) who say he “tells it like it is.” Vive la France! That’s probably spelled wrong, but you know what I mean.

    • Katy says:

      Kitten – I’ve noticed it seems to be mostly women (older) that are singing his praises. I’m currently pushing entry into that group (older women) so no shade to them or any other woman, but I can’t for the life of me understand why they think this nut job would make a good president!! I want to move to Costa Rico – it’s always been a dream of mine. This might be a good time to do that! 🙂

      • Kitten says:

        Yep, they looked like they were late-forties/early-fifties.

        Never been to Costa Rica but my bro and his GF went earlier this year and loved it. The pics looked amazing. They actually just flew back yesterday from a stay in central America.

        But yeah, we should all have a back-up plan for where we want to live if Trump should get elected!

      • Livealot says:

        @kitten and all those wanting to move if trump is elected: be careful, he might consider it treason and ban you from returning.

      • Alice says:

        I’m in that group(older women) and haven’t lost any of my 60s ideals. There are still some of us around. I sometimes feel that those of us at the far end of Boomerville are more liberal than those
        twenty years younger for whatever reason.

  10. JH says:

    Damn. Going too hard on poor Melanie Griffith. That’s just mean.

    • Ankhel says:

      I know! And she actually has good skin for a middle aged woman. Most women ten years younger looks worse than her without makeup. She has a cut on her nose in the photo, so what?

    • Alice says:

      I didn’t get that post. I know she’s has work done, but she looks fine in that picture. What’s the problem?

  11. sx55 says:

    Henry Cavill = Prime Grade A Rough Trade

    Soooooo hot. Soooooo dull.

  12. Norman Bates' Mother says:

    I wouldn’t mind naming a child after a tv show character, if the name was normal, but why is Khaleesi so popular? It’s not even a name but a title in the series. If they love the character so much, why not Dany (or better – formal Danielle, shortened as Dany)? Even full Daenerys sounds better. It’s like a fan of Downton Abbey named their child Countess or Lady instead of Cora, Violet or Mary. Brienne sounds like a traditional name, so of course it’s the least popular. I just hate this trend of trying to find the weirdest, most original name for a child – it seems like making sure your child will be bullied. When my sister was little, there was a super popular Brazilian telenovela Escrava Isaura (Slave Isaura) and people were naming their daughters Isaura, which sounded completely ridiculous with Polish last names. When someone introduces themselves as Isaura most people just laugh and all Isauras were bullied as children. I see the same pattern for Khaleesis. In the ideal world – people wouldn’t laugh or bully, but our world is not ideal.

    • sassy says:

      C’mon not one HODOR on the list……….HODOR HODOR HODOR……its an awesome name….i’m tots naming my next pet that

    • GlimmerBunny says:

      I really wanna name my daughter Cersei, but I’m scared she wouldn’t like being named after an incestuous evil queen 😛

    • megs283 says:

      I’m due in January, and I can’t even read the “what should I name my baby” posts on babycenter any more. I just want to scream “THAT’S NOT A NAME!!” Honestly, Danaeyrus would be a vast improvement…

  13. I Choose Me says:

    More like the Joker. New origin story: He got dropped into a vat of cheeto dust.

  14. InvaderTak says:

    Rutherford is at it still, but got shut down hard and fast. Judge threw out a new lawsuit. Page 6 has details.

    • TotallyBiased says:

      InvaderTak–You can’t tease me like that without a link!
      Besides, I thought she was waiting for the Sept 3rd court date?

  15. Kiddo says:

    He’s Carrot Man.

  16. meow says:

    Did everyone read Page Six’s description of Don today? I laughed so hard I was choking.