My ears feel like someone just ripped them off my head, submerged them in boiling water, transferred them to a vat of acid, pulled them out with tongs than had been resting on hot coals, then soldered them back onto my still bleeding head wounds. I’ve been forced to listen to Heidi Montag’s latest single, and although I didn’t think it was possible, it’s actually more horrendous than any of her previous music. As Michael K at Dlisted put it, “This might be the first time that every effect on a Playskool Magic Keyboard has been used on a ‘song.’” Spot on.
We sense a new season of The Hills must be on the horizon as MTV star Heidi Montag exclusively released her new single “Look How I’m Doing” to On-Air with Ryan Seacrest Wednesday morning. Soon after, she released a second single “Your Love Found Me” to PerezHilton.com. Listen to both killer tracks below!
On August 16, 2007, Ryan premiered her first song, “Body Language”, featuring a rap segment by long-time boyfriend, Spencer Pratt. Four months later, another one of Montag’s songs entitled, “Touch Me” was leaked online.
After receiving minimal air-time, Montag’s first single, “Higher” received an online-only release on iTunes. Since then, she’s put out more singles such as “One more Drink,” “Fashion,” “No more,” and “Overdosin.”
[From RyanSeacrest.com]
Heidi’s song is called “Look How I’m Doing” – and from the sound of it, she isn’t doing so well. She’s clearly got half a pack of cotton balls stuck in her throat. I can’t tell you much about the lyrics because, like her hair, Heidi’s voice is too over processed. It’s practically just a computer, there is so little that hasn’t been digitized. Yet somehow it’s also very muffled, as though some idiot teenager were messing with the treble (cough barf Spencer Pratt barf cough). And I don’t think that’s just because the song was recorded off the radio. It’s because Heidi has no skill at music whatsoever and clearly can’t hire people who know how it should sound. Probably because Spencer won’t let her.
Here are Heidi and Spencer at Perez Hilton’s 31st Birthday bash at The Viper Room in West Hollywood on Sunday. Images thanks to WENN .
I fail to see how this is news 🙂 OF COURSE Heidi’s new single sounds worse than a cat being neutered without anaesthetic. No offense to those poor cats.
This woman makes me think of something Chandler said to Joey once: “How do you not fall down more?” *shakes head*
When her single tanks, she can always go on Fox and say it’s because she’s a republican.
Heidi Montag’s face = eye poison.
@ Trillion – Roflcopter. 🙂
Aaaaand I’m totally NOT going to press play on the youtube.
I feel so much pity towards this girl.
And as for her “husband”, you should know you’ve got it bad when his last name is Pratt.
Clearly, this girl isn’t well-versed in British insults.
Well that’s a big non-surprise 🙄
TEAM HEIDI!
Its no worse than some of the other crap that is on the airwaves. But it amazes me that these people can make money for doing a lot of nothing.
oh GOD that sounds HORRIBLE!!!
Sorry Wow, I’m afraid you’re wrong – it sounds like the spawn of the worst teenage pop demo and a Ayia Napa bargainshithole club DJ with the DTs and a penchant for bargain basement Europop,
Not good.
“How do you not fall down more?”
Anna…you get my vote for best quote of the day! LMFAO!!!
she has the voice of an angel…from hell.
oh lord, i just read that she had a single called “fashion”?? what.the.hell.
reminds me of a recent episode of Flight of the Conchords…”you think you know fashion…well fashions a stranger. posing with my leg. posing with sitting down…” except they are actually hillarious & great musicians…
Aleach: Let’s just hope she’s not covering David Bowie. If so we will have to come after her with pitchforks and torches.
@trillion-hahaha, “thats pretty freaky, bowie” ah, i got all warm & tingly when i talk about those 2 goofballs.
Sounds like all the other crap on the radio.
I’ve always loved her music. Good beats and fun to dance to!
Oh god, what was that? Who told her she could sing?