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Why is every member of the Simpson family trying to gross me out? It’s not enough that Ashlee and Jessica are constantly in the tabloids for various gross reasons, but we have to contend with the Simpson parents too. Joe “Pervert” Simpson memorably favors talking about Jessica’s anatomy in crude terms, like, calling her breasts “those suckers”. Now Tina Simpson, the matriarch of this little clan, is talking about Jessica’s breasts too.
Mama Simpson made a remark on Twitter, writing that she was driving home “in my GWagon with Jess…both are fast and top heavy.” Gross. Yes, we get it. Jessica has big boobs. And she’s a little trampy, like a fast car. Shut up, Mom!
Apparently Joe Simpson isn’t the only Simpson family member who likes to comment on Jessica’s assets.
Chatting with daughter Ashlee via Twitter, mom Tina recently wrote, “Driving home in my GWagon with Jess…both are fast and top heavy!”
Papa Joe raised eyebrows in 2004 when he told GQ that Jessica has “got double Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
One thing’s for sure: Jessica has learned to like “those suckers.”
Over Easter weekend, she posted the following message to fans: “Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly. Didn’t God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.”
[From US Magazine]
It’s one thing for your mother to mention something about your breast size over conversation at lunch. My mother has done this to me often, little remarks like “Maybe you need to go up one bra size” or “you get your boobs from your father’s side of the family”. But to actually twitter about your daughter’s breasts is just bad form. I’m so disappointed in Tina – I always thought she was the one Simpson woman with some intelligence.
Here are Jessica and Tina at Fashion Week, September 2007. Images thanks to WENN.com .
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Boobs, Jessica Simpson, Tina Simpson
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I think intelligence and Simpson can never run hand in hand.
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why are these people so obsessed with their child’s anatomy? gross.
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Ignorant family.
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how supportive.
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That whole family’s so disgusting.
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why do these parents talkk about their daughters’ bodies and sex lives so much? that is creepy.
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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Apropos of nothing to do with this story, where’s your coverage of Denzel Washington’s huge contribution to military medical care? Did I miss it?
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well this is their main claim to fame. you’d think they’d be over it by now.
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AnnaClaire, that story is untrue which is why we (and everyone else) aren’t writing about it.
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2009/04/08/20090408people040809.html
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Denzel did give 50,000 to the Boys and Girls club He does have a son serving in the miltary and I would not be surprised if he has indeed given money to veterans groups He just lowkey about it. unlike some celebrity who love to toot their own horns about charity
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What is with this obsession with Jessica Simpson’s boobs? I don’t get it. They’re big, so what?
And why the hell does that woman have a twitter?
On a side note, why is it that EVERY photo of Jessica has her mouth open? Why?!?!?!
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I have no idea why this turned into a Denzel post but:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/denzel.asp
Turns out, people just aren’t clever enough to differentiate two events.
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Also: Snopes notes that “neither of his sons is a Marine or is stationed in Iraq. At the time this piece first circulated, one son was far too young…other son a practice-squad running back for the St. Louis Rams”
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Another stomach-churningly nasty family.
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Jessica’s attempts at sounding deep are embarrassing.
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that snopes article was in 2005 ..2005 so since then one of his sons could be serving in Iraq I havent been able to find out more if this is true I do remember he was on OPRAH recently and said his son was in the military anyone???
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does her mother have the same inflated lips? god,when will this phase be over??? it is so disgusting! esp. how the lips become disfigured and inflated.
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Actually the Snopes article was updated last month – the content relating to 2005 is identified by the term “first circulated”
The only references to Denzel being on Oprah dates to 2006 and there is no reference to a son being in the military:
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/11/01/denzel_washington_gets_choked_up_on_opra
I couldn’t find any information on his last appearance in 2007:
As for Mama Simpson.. well, it’s not off the grass her kids licked it…
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It’s official. Tina Simpson is a “hater”. She called her own daughter fast…a tramp. Does Tina have a secret life writing scathing reviews of her fast daughter’s sad attempts at acting and singing? Is she the one who took the Chili Cookoff pictures that launched Fast Jessica’s weight-gate?
It’s one thing for moms and sisters to joke about boobs, but calling your daughter “fast” is weird.
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The woman is clearly a moron. Look at the women she raised, even worse the loser she married.
JS has also spoke about growing up as the daughter of a preacher, whose mother always made sure they looked good by dressing them in new clothes, not removing the tags & then returning them afterwards for different outfits. Yes, a real class act.
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No wonder Jessica looks for love with the wrong men, has no self-confidence, and chokes up in live performances. She was spawned by two very nasty people who should be proud but are, apparently, jealous of their kids’ careers instead.
I actually feel REAL sympathy for Jessica, now, having seen this.
Wow.
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my mother used to say, if you can’t say something nice about somebody, don’t say anything at all.
can’t say i’ve managed to live up to that, but damn — i hope my mother didn’t put me down behind my back when she was alive. that would hurt. don’t you think, Tina?
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My best friend’s mommy likes to think she’s hip and clever too – she periodically sends text messages to my friend “joking” about her intelligence and sexuality. I think she and Tina would get along great.
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My mother doesn’t even know what twitter is…thank goodness
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Family’s supposed to be the one thing you can count on, through thick and thin, poor and rich. It seems to me that Jessica’s parents are there when she’s thin, making lots of money, and married. Now that her career’s hanging in the balance and she and two-year-plus boyfriend Tony Romo aren’t exactly heading to the altar, her parents have abandoned her as a lost hope (aka “not a breadwinner”). I think Joe and Tina are now banking their luck on second daughter Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, her ridiculous pee-drinking husband, and baby Bronx Mowgli. Awful parents and, furthermore, despicable Christian examples, especially with Joe Simpson having been a pastor and therefore a religious leader in his Texan community.
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I don’t think it has to do with intelligence.
However, I think these people treat their daughter like a commodity, and her anatomy is part of what you examine.
If anything, these things make me feel more sympathy for Jessica, who seems more and more like an angel.
Seriously, she could have easily ended up with a nasty personality, but instead she is a nice person.
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Is it wrong that it kind of annoys me how everyone goes on about how big her boobs are? Compared to me and other people I know… Her boobs are not big. Maybe I’m just odd. It’s not one of those catty things women do, but rather I feel that people are too quick to label anyone with boobs over a C cup as being ‘big.’
I feel sorry for her. It has to be embarrassing for your parents to be pointing out how big your boobs are in the media. I know I would crawl under a rock and die.
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Tina ‘n Dina make one dynamic parenting duo. Jeez.
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My sisters would always point out that my boobs weren’t as big as theirs. But I’m skinnier than them so there!!
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yes i agree with you, mom’s and daughters who have great relationships talk about those things sometimes they tease you about it too!! but my mom would never say that out loud and embarass me like that in public, that is just not appropriate behavior, especially saying her daughter is fast?? WTFis up with that sounds like tina doesnt respect her daughter by letting the world know that her daughter is a slut she just confirmed what everyone already knew. mothers dont talk about their daughters that way and they certainly aren’t bragging about it..the father is crepy and a pervert…i’ve heard fathers say all the time my daughter is beautifull but fathers dont call their daughters sexy and they dont talk about their boobs fathers just dont go there, actually at least my father if anyone talked about me that way he would be upset. they are a creepy family…its just not right. they are so white trash and they are disgusting.
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jessica’s career has tanked. she failed in the movie business and in music for the last 10 years she has tried to define herself…she’s still the laughing joke of music. her latest effort with country music has failed, they obviously wanted “real artists” in this genre and jessica just isn’t good enough. all she has going for her are the fashion designers who design her clothing and shoeline and she is just selling her name on their ideas.
all that jessica has is her looks and if you ask me isnt much she’s just a plain jane with big boobs..her face is not pretty people but her body isnt bad so she sells her sex appeal…thats why they talk about her boobs because she is a sex object and thats all she is.
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