Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Mar 7
'06
You too can smell like a skank

picture of the desperate houswives in character with the caption Desperately Stinky
More proof that “Desperate Housewives” has jumped the shark comes in the news of a new fragrance:

The scent, which is being designed to conjure up the smells of the ladies of Wisteria Lane, will debut in select department stores later this year.

ABC Entertainment spokesman Bruce Gersh says, “The ‘Desperate Housewives’ scent is guaranteed to be a hit with women everywhere, connecting them in a very personal way to this popular series.”

Wow, a perfume that smells like an obsessive compulsive, slutty, overworked stay-at-home mom. What a brilliant idea.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Desperate Housewives

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