Last week, we pondered the idea that Kendall Jenner had some subtle tweaking to her face. I was so focused on what was different with her face, I didn’t even bother thinking about why she might have gotten something done. You know why? Because the Victoria’s Secret Show is coming. They’re doing it in Paris this year, and I guess it will be filmed this week, then it airs as a special on CBS on December 5th (next Monday). All the VS models have assembled in Paris ahead of the show, and VS is probably thrilled beyond belief at the amount of free publicity they’re getting this year. I almost didn’t write about this stuff because I didn’t really see a story beyond “here are some photos of VS models in Paris.” But that’s why VS hired Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid, you guys. Because people love to talk about Kendall and Gigi (or talk sh-t about them).

So, let’s talk (sh-t) about them. Not only did Kendall and Gigi step out for the big 52-model strong photocall, they also went shopping at Gucci earlier on Monday. Considering the placement of the Gucci labels in all of the photos, I’m assuming that Gucci paid Kendall and Gigi to shop there. What else? A source tells E! News that Kendall “is so excited to be in the VS show this year” and that she and Gigi are planning on lots of fun activities while in Paris. Some of Kendall’s family will come out for the show, but not Kim or Kanye, obviously.

Kendall has also been on a blogging binge already this week, posting several different pieces to her subscription app. She wrote a piece about how her dad was really strict about food while she was growing up, and that he would not let them have dessert unless they finished their meal (which is NOT strict). But of course in the next breath, Kendall admits: “Luckily, my parents wouldn’t get upset over little things and they didn’t have that many rules. I had some friends with really strict parents — and those kids all turned out the most wild! I think my parents definitely raised me and Ky the right way, and I feel so blessed for that.” You don’t say! Why, I never would have realized that Kendall and Kylie were taught to fend for themselves at a very early age. What’s that? They would have been better off being raised by wolves??? GASP.

Last thing: Karlie Kloss isn’t doing this year’s VS show. Neither is Behati Prinsloo, but Behati isn’t doing it because she just birthed a baby. Kloss isn’t going because she has some sort of vague scheduling conflict. Cara Delevingne isn’t doing it either.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.