Paris Hilton is denying the entirety of the story that was going around this weekend – that she and boyfriend Doug “Budget Ryan Reynolds” Reinhardt were having sex in the bathroom of a private yacht, and Elton John’s husband had them thrown off as a result Paris calls this “a lie” and says she’s sick of the “false rumors” spread by people with “no credibility.” In essence, Paris is saying “I did not have sexual relations with that boat.” No, I jest. She’s really saying “I did not have sex on that boat… but I might have gone down on somebody, I forget. Oh, sparkles!”

Paris Hilton is slamming a new report that she and beau Doug Reinhardt were tossed off David Furnish’s yacht for hooking up in the bathroom.

British papers claimed the heiress was asked to leave after she and Reinhardt were caught in a “compromising position” over the weekend following the Cannes Film Festival.

But on her My Space page Monday, Hilton blogged that the report “is such a lie that it’s a joke!”

“I would never do that,” says the heiress. “It’s so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can’t believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I’m so sick of all these false rumors. It’s not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility.”

During their Cannes trip, Hilton and Reinhardt definitely packed on the PDA, however. At a bash last week, she was photographed giving him a sexy lap dance.

[From US Weekly]

Oh, who to believe? Paris Hilton has a long history of being delusional, and for being so stupid she thinks we won’t point out when she’s lying. On the other hand, the yacht-sex story might have been too good to be true. Which part rang false? That Paris was having sex on a boat? No. That she was at a private party on a yacht with important people? Stranger things have happened. That she got kicked off when she was “caught” with Doug in the bathroom? That’s the part that seemed weird to me, actually. Is there anyone left in the world who doesn’t get how gross Paris is? Is there anybody who invites her to a party and thinks “Of course she won’t have sex in a bathroom… she’s not that type of girl”? Kicking Paris off a yacht for having bathroom sex is like getting mad a dog for licking his balls. The grossness comes with the territory.

Here are Paris and Doug arriving at the Baroque club in London last night. She really is working the same look over and over again lately. Images thanks to WENN.com .

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