Britney Spears’ Aunt Flo comes to town, ruins clothes during photo shoot

Oh, Britney. What are we going to do with her? She’s gotten her act together, sort of, y’all. But occasionally she has a bad day – we all do. Fortunately for us, our bad days aren’t splashed across Page Six. They’re reporting that Britney was “a mess” at a recent photo shoot for Elle magazine. It’s not like the old, crazy Britney came back and let her dogs poop on the couture, this time it was just that Britney had a visitor. Her Aunt Flo came to town, and perhaps ruined some of the nice clothes Britney was wearing for the photo shoot. Poor Britney. Poor Elle interns who are going to have to clean those garments before they return them to the designers. On the plus side, at least Britney’s not pregnant:

BRITNEY Spears has cleaned up her act — but she’s still kind of a mess.

The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster.

“They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”

A rep for Spears didn’t return e-mails. But at least she didn’t let her dog poop on the clothes like she did at an OK! magazine shoot last year.

[From Page Six]

Not to get too gross, but try pantyliners, y’all. There’s no rule that says you have to go commando in couture. Get your granny-panties on! But I do feel for Britney – when Aunt Flo comes to town, I just want to be in sweatpants, guzzling a Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cup ice cream. Not posing for any pictures. I hope Britney was extra nice to those interns, because they’re taking one for the team! Team Flo.

Photos from of Britney at Atlantis in the Bahamas with family and staff.


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  1. HEB says:

    That could happen to anyone, I feel bad that everyone has to know about it!

  2. ash says:

    I’m pretty sure the designers won’t want those clothes back. HAH.

  3. Lem says:

    what a nightmare. Please please for the love of all that is trailer do not let them release the photos of that poor girl with blood stains. It’s in poor taste somebody opened their mouth ~ but you know TMZ or Radar (the new TMZ) is digging for those photos or clothes.

    Yep, that’s when it’d suck to be a celeb!!

  4. just a poster says:

    Okay really, who hasn’t had something like this happen before. I think most women have had a “OH NO” moment. At least ours were never splashed across the gossip sites.

  5. Hieronymus Grexx says:

    At last, she can steal designer clothes with impunity this time.

  6. Your Friend says:

    how long til they show up on ebay?

  7. Jessy says:

    Yikes. How do you forget something like that? Everybody has an “issue” every now and then, but this sounds like it was multiple dresses. How do you not notice eventually?

  8. Ro says:

    I made a commment on another post saying that I usually or don’t ever feel bad for celebrities. As a woman, I will now recant that previous post.
    She is not the only woman who has had that time of the month come a little early and not be prepared. I do feel bad for her that everyone knows about it.

  9. Cadiebelle says:

    I feel sorry for Britney – it must be hard having your whole life being made public. Everyone deserves SOME privacy.

  10. Exiled says:

    This is news??? Can we POSSIBLY find any more ways to humiliate the girl who is trying to get her shit together??

  11. Codzilla says:

    If she’s on the pill, she would know when to start prepping for Flo’s arrival. If she’s not, then God help us all.

  12. Carrie says:

    Poor Britney!! I remember when I was younger shopping with friends and having my monthly visitor arrive unexpectly. It happens.

  13. Cinderella says:

    For some reason, Britney doesn’t seem the type to be embarrassed by that. She was probably like, “Someone come clean this mess up!”

  14. viper says:

    See this is why people keep records and calenders. I can safely say I’ve never had such an embarresing thing happen to me. Reason why because I usually wear underwear, keep a record, and always wear a paper thin pad anyway. So when I do for some reason forget I’m prepared. And when itsabout to come and Im out andknow it I have one tucked into my underwear for using.

  15. cara says:

    at least the bitch isn’t preggers again. (as was reported)

  16. Annie says:

    They even have applications for your iphones for this stuff! lol.

  17. Tee says:

    I can see trying on one outfit and not knowing. When you ruin everything, that’s just inexcusable. They should have made her buy all those things. Did she not have on panties or not go to the bathroom before the shoot? Just nasty!!!

  18. orion70 says:

    viper, calendars are no good to people who aren’t regular. great for you if you’re like clockwork, but come on.

    this is likely an overblown “oops” moment rather than something that would require the set being hosed down afterwards. She’s probably one of those gals whose aunt flo starts rather, shall we say, non-lightly.

  19. LovingLife says:

    Wars, recession and global warming – yet Britt’s time of the month makes the news! Give the world a Pamprin!

  20. Beautiful Mama says:

    What has happened to ethics and courtesy. That’s an embarrassing situation for any woman…I feel for that poor girl having such a private incident broadcast to the masses. No wonder she melted down!

  21. Leah says:

    I don’t see how she couldn’t have known.. or have noticed that “stuff” was happening.

    But that is SO embarrassing… and even WORSE that it’s national “news,” too. Poor girl…

  22. Elle says:

    Thanks! Like we all needed to know about that! Haha, I love Britney. She’s great.

  23. PJ says:

    Yes, LovingLife, isn’t it amazing that Britt’s time of the month makes the news! But so does a lot of other celebrity trivia, like the Web sites that publish photos of celebs getting coffee at Starbucks. Stop the presses!

  24. tasteT says:

    I would feel sorry for her normally, but at what point do you know something is wrong and ask your assistant for some underwear and a pad or tampon (which should be on hand anyway)

    pay for the garment and continue the photo shoot, she probably did not have on underwear..

    Geesh, did her mom teach her anything?
    she probably just kept on putting on the clothes..trifling..

    would a normal lady continue to soil garments?? or just a trailer park star???

  25. aleach says:

    first off, i call b.s. on this. a woman’s period is not like a fountain, gushing all over everything in sight. maybe she bled on ONE dress, and then realized, but cmon.
    second, this is just sad any way you look at it. WOMEN BLEED. WE ALL GET OUR PERIODS. get over it. its natural, shouldnt be made out to be “ew. yucky!!” grow up.
    this poor girl cant get any privacy. shame on whoever rattled this story off to page six.
    this whole story really disgusts me.

  26. Taradash says:

    History will show “she’s” not the only model who had a “visitor” just the only one “They” wanted to talk about

  27. yadira says:

    I had problems like this when I was fresh on the whole idea. I was young but with years of wisdom and learning, I learned to be prepared and prevent moments like this.

    She probably just didnt care. She never cares. She is Britney Spears ya’ll! Enjoy your cheetos and chocolate

  28. Bubulle says:

    Please I’m sure it was just an accident. This kind of thing happen to a lot of women. Get over it.

  29. paranel says:

    Where can I bid on those clothes? They should fetch a lot more than they face value. By the way, this story was never confirmed and it’s just junk gossip. Just like Britney was pregnant last week. Remember ?

  30. ash says:

    I still want my celebs to have some mystery about them. That is just none of anybodies business. Poor woman. If it is made up, wtf? people?

  31. Enn says:

    Um, my period came on two days early this last time and I was completely unprepared. I was sitting at my desk, felt that tell-tale “Uh oh” and booked for the ladies’ as fast as possible, but I’d already gotten a heavy gush in my haste to make it to the loo (thank God for black undies and the luck of wearing black pants) and with no pads on hand (our restroom machine is always empty) I was forced to use a ream of industrial TP wound round the crotch of my underwear for the rest of the day. Point is, it happens. It comes on heavy for some of us, even on the Pill. Mother Nature likes to throw curveballs.

    Sorry if this is TMI, but leave the girl alone, FFS.

  32. b says:

    HOly crap, is this really gossip worthy??????

  33. Annabelle says:

    Hmm not sure that I believe this.

    If you get it & its heavy enough to ruin several dresses, YOU WOULD FEEL IT OOZING OUT OF YOU, dripping down your leg LOL.

    Who-ever leaked (teheh) this should be fired, that’s just nasty and unprofessional.

  34. bizz says:

    poor brit. we’ve seen her naked p***y, stained sanitary towel, tampon string and now there are clothes possibly in the public domain somewhere with her ‘mark’ on.

    methinks she may be a tad careless in general.

    @enn… next time, try folding the tp into a pad instead of wrapping it round your panties. less messy to remove…

  35. Arthur Bhutic says:

    She should’ve worn high waist pantallets. That’s what I would do, if I was her.