Oh, Britney. What are we going to do with her? She’s gotten her act together, sort of, y’all. But occasionally she has a bad day – we all do. Fortunately for us, our bad days aren’t splashed across Page Six. They’re reporting that Britney was “a mess” at a recent photo shoot for Elle magazine. It’s not like the old, crazy Britney came back and let her dogs poop on the couture, this time it was just that Britney had a visitor. Her Aunt Flo came to town, and perhaps ruined some of the nice clothes Britney was wearing for the photo shoot. Poor Britney. Poor Elle interns who are going to have to clean those garments before they return them to the designers. On the plus side, at least Britney’s not pregnant:
BRITNEY Spears has cleaned up her act — but she’s still kind of a mess.
The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster.
“They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”
A rep for Spears didn’t return e-mails. But at least she didn’t let her dog poop on the clothes like she did at an OK! magazine shoot last year.
[From Page Six]
Not to get too gross, but try pantyliners, y’all. There’s no rule that says you have to go commando in couture. Get your granny-panties on! But I do feel for Britney – when Aunt Flo comes to town, I just want to be in sweatpants, guzzling a Ben & Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cup ice cream. Not posing for any pictures. I hope Britney was extra nice to those interns, because they’re taking one for the team! Team Flo.
Photos from BritneySpears.com of Britney at Atlantis in the Bahamas with family and staff.