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Here’s a little David Beckham wang to make your day a little brighter. And when I say “little” I mean “tractor exhaust pipe” to use Victoria Beckham’s words. David Beckham is still the certified bulge for Armani, and this is his latest ad. Personally, I prefer to see a white-cloth-clad wang, but that’s just me. Black underwear just slims the extraordinary size of David’s bulge, and the size is what they’re paying for, isn’t it? But perhaps Armani was just trying to get some more interest in the black briefs – after David shot ads in the white ones, there was a 50% rise in sales. David unveiled the new fall/winter campaign at Selfridge’s in London:
Soccer season may be over, but David Beckham is still driving the crowds wild!
The star turned up at Selfridge’s in London to unveil the fall/winter Emporio Armani underwear campaign to a screaming crowd, that even braved the London train strike to see Becks.
Armani says of Beckham, “David has a great sense of style and is an inspiring role model – this is what makes him the perfect partner for Emporio Armani underwear. I am very excited that David Beckham’s new campaign image was unveiled exclusively in his home country and where better than at such an iconic retail destination as Selfridges.”
[From People]
I’m kind of “meh” about David Beckham as a person and as a potential heartthrob. I get that people find him gorgeous, but he’s not my style. But I always enjoy his underwear ads. Do you think Armani would ever consider making Gerard Butler the brand’s go-to crotch? That would be heavenly.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Advertising, David Beckham
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slurp!
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That aint no sock! Mmmmmmm now thats how to fill a man’s Armani.
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I agree! I think he is attractive, but then you hear him speak and you just can’t get that voice out of your head.
Poor guy sounds like a 12 year old girl. I guess it’s one of those things that no one is perfect. Well, maybe Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
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Personally, he’s not marriage material for me. BUT, he’s def f*ck buddy material!
The things I would do to him…..(wiping my saliva off the keyboard)
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yah Cara, if you like wild serial killer cocaine eyes and a harelip.
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wtf is up with his hair?
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Nony: I was wondering the same thing. Is that line down the middle a part?
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I’m all about huge cranks but it NEVER looks like that in his soccer shorts. And believe me, I’VE examined closely.
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Nice wang… but he looks possessed in that picture. Add that to his ridiculous sounding voice (and words, let’s be honest) when he opens his mouth and the inescapable knowledge that this man is willingly married to Posh Spice in her current incarnation (whatever happened to the prettiest Spice Girl, I want to know!) and boy, you’ve got a hell of an unattractive dude right there. Except for the bulge, I don’t get what everyone sees in him.
Now Gerard Butler… he could pose in Armani any day as far as I’m concerned. Now that’s a real man! And that Scottish accent of his? To die for!!
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yuck!
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Hitler called, he wants his hair back.
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Codzilla: Its not a part, its just that his hair has so much grease in it that it reflects that way LOL. Hes got newscaster/helmet hair!
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I do not get the obsession with this guy. He’s good-looking, I guess, but he does absolutely nothing for me.
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Haha, if you girls Google 1990s Manchester United.. back when he was an ungroomed…something or other.
I do adore his tatts though.
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@lilly you are spot on with that! I’ve still got the hiccups from laughing so hard at your comment!
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That’s such a fake penis. David Beckham is not attractive.
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I volunteer to check and see if David’s Beckam’s package is real or not!
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Uh-oh. Crotch-watch is in full effect.
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Black bulge- You mean the thing on his head?
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LOL! @ Megan. I have never heard anyone use the term “fake penis” before. It made my day. xD
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Imagine how high-maintenance this guy is. That would make him almost as much of a diva as his wife. Yeah, he’s beautiful to look at, but I can’t honestly get excited about him. The dumb/vain thing is probably the culprit for that. Gerard would be good underwear material, but sorry, he’d have to trim down (with one notable exception) and get back the muscles that everyone has remembered him for.
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Don’t be hating on the bulge. I think it’s 4 real, and it’s amazing!
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With a “package” that big,I’m surprised David Beckham doesn’t break Posh’s pelvic bone in pieces,as she’s a bone rack to begin with.lol
Seriously,how does he get off f*cking a skeleton?
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He’s one of those guys that should simply disrobe and not speak.
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THE HAIR HURTS MY EYES
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The bulge is going to be differnt with a nut cup on..duh,,,the short shot is au natural lol..There are enough women out there that have seen the real thing and I take their word that it is real..
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Very impressive x
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