It’s been rumored for a long time that a Rihanna sex tape was going to hit the internet. Though it seems like, these days, you can start that rumor to get some good buzz and then just produce a fuzzy green facsimile a few weeks later. In May cell photo photos of a nude (supposedly) Rihanna made their way around the internet, along with photos of Chris Brown with (presumably) her underwear on his head. Chris of course denied that he had anything to do with the leak – because he’s Chris Brown, when has he ever done something wrong?
Obviously we can’t point the finger at Brown for this upcoming debacle – but supposedly, the Rihanna sex tape is about to make its way onto the internet, and there’s a short little trailer floating around YouTube.
Call it wishful thinking, but rumors that Rihanna made a sex tape have been circulating for months. And this morning, some people are claiming this one is actually legit. We aren’t sure because the dirty vid is only 13 seconds long and the lighting is kind of wack. Maybe the orgasming girl is just a Rihanna look-a-like, like the chick Chris Brown brought to the NBA finals on Sunday? The mysterious site that released the video claims the rest of it will be out soon. The snippet after the jump isn’t too graphic, so watch and chime in on whether you think it’s real or really fake.
[From the Frisky (nsfw)]
I guess since the video’s not even technically out there, we can’t blame Brown. And it doesn’t look entirely like Rihanna. It absolutely could be, but it could also be the girl the Frisky mentioned that Brown’s been hanging out with, who just happens to look like Rihanna’s doppelganger. Or it could be any number of celeb lookalikes. The resemblance isn’t so uncanny that it’s indisputable, like Paris Hilton in her infamous green sex tape. Maybe it’ll become obvious with more footage ,but as it stands right now I’m not convinced one way or the other.
There was a rumor a while ago that Rihanna had some embarrassing nude photos of Chris Brown that she was planning on leaking as revenge. I’m still anxious for those to come out – I could use a good laugh today.
You can watch the trailer here - but it’s obviously very NSFW.
Here’s Rihanna in New York on June 10th. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.
Written by JayBird
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