“Tori Spelling in a bikini” morning links

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Tori Spelling looks like a little kid in her bathing suit [Bastardly]
Noah Wyle may join TNT’s alien-invasion series [Television.AOL.com]
Evan Rachel Wood talks Woody Allen and ‘Blood’-sucking. [Moviefone]
Mia Farrow’s Brother Found Dead in Vermont [Radar Online]
– 20 Pugs in Funny Hats [Cityrag]
– Adorable Max Joins Mom Jennifer Lopez On Set [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Mariah Carey Attacks Eminem in New Track [Hollywood Rag]
Katy Perry is suing Australian designer Katie Perry for exclusive rights to the name [Agent Bedhead]
– Which Fading Power Couple are Nothing More Than Beards for Each Other? [Defamer]
Taylor Swift Is Still the Best at Everything [Evil Beet]
Melrose Place moves into The CW on September 8th [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Zicam FDA Recall for loss of smell [Bitten and Bound]
– The Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale… Already? [Best Week Ever]

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  1. bob lawblaw says:

    I simply cannot believe that 90210 and melrose place have returned.

    Kids these days make shit so easy for the corporations, they don’t even need new ideas. It’s like an entire generation of posers. lame.

  2. Shelly Shellz says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Dani says:

    Why does she do this to herself? It makes her head look even bigger.

  4. SixxKitty says:

    That has got to be the worst pic of Tori’s boobs Ive ever seen, you would think her mother could have made sure she had that oops fixed years ago, goes to show how callous Candy is…

  5. Spooge says:

    oh barf!!!

  6. lala says:

    i think tori looks great. and the new 90210 is awsome. not as good as the origanal 90210 but still good

  7. HS says:

    she needs to eat something.

  8. Ana says:

    Okay that can’t be the worse pic of Tori’s boobs you’ve ever seen

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/page/2/

  9. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    I was actually thinking that for once those ‘boobs’ of hers didn’t make me be a little bit sick in my mouth.

    She really is the most unfortunate looking woman.

  10. Jess says:

    She need to eat at Burger King or MacDonalds daily.

  11. Please! says:

    Why do I get the funny feeling that she probably looks 10x better in that photo (tits & all), than any of you critical commenters above ever would?
    She is on a beach with her family enjoying the day…someone takes a photo…Celebitchy buys it & posts it (to make money off it)…and you people spend your afternoon dissecting her. Pathetic.

  12. DaLena says:

    Tori looks fine. How do you look in a biking? Okay, I thought so…now shut up.

  13. paranel says:

    I think Tori needs to gain just a little . Maybe 5 lbs. . By the way I am thin and toned and a size 2. But Tori has gone beyond thin a little.

  14. the original kate says:

    no matter what her body looks like her head is still a concrete block.

  15. Orangejulius says:

    Please – I don’t get it. What are you doing here then?

  16. Please! says:

    Orangejulius: Oh, I’m sorry, am I not invited to the party because I don’t feel the need to write disparaging comments about those in the pictures? Just because I don’t think it’s respectful to write ” was actually thinking that for once those ‘boobs’ of hers didn’t make me be a little bit sick in my mouth” on a public website for all to see (including fam/friends of hers), doesn’t mean I don’t like to read the articles. This is simply the opinion, though, of an apple juice fan….to each their own.

  17. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    Please you sound like you know her personally or something, LOL!

    She’s a very unfortunate looking woman, in the face. Very very unfortunate looking, like she got the worst genes from both parents.

    That being said, she’s a PUBLIC FIGURE. That’s how she makes her money. With that comes opening yourself up to things. It’s part of the package. So if she’s such a fragile precious little snowflake that she can’t handle a bit of snark on an internet celeb site, she needs to turn off her computer.

    And go eat a hamburger. But even gaining weight won’t help that face.

  18. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    Oh, WAH, Please! Go cry somewhere else because Tori might be upset about what someone she has never met and never will, said about her boobs. Sheesh, grow the hell up – do you think SHE cares about what I said as much as YOU do?

    And yes, we are just commenting because we are fat old cows with no lives and we are just jealous…yawn…

  19. HashBrowns says:

    Look, a person could be big as a house and ugly as sin and still say that this chick is too skinny with gross looking implants because guess what? She’s too skinny with gross-looking implants.

    It doesn’t make her less of a person, it’s just an observation about the way she chooses to present herself as a public figure. Personally, I would never want to present myself that way.

  20. fizXgirl314 says:

    did she inherit that atrocious nose from her mother or just from her mother’s plastic surgeon?

  21. BlueSkies says:

    Why do I get the funny feeling that she probably looks 10x better in that photo (tits & all), than any of you critical commenters above ever would?

    Please, oh come on. Almost everyone looks better than Tori. She does not deserve to be on that side of a camera.

  22. gg says:

    She’s so plastico and sprayed, and her hair is so dead and wiry looking (I hope at least that’s part extensions I’m seeing).

    I’d love to see her let her hair go natural, knock off the hollywood look, the oversized glasses and bags, have a PB&J or two, and be a great Mom. She doesn’t seem content somehow to me. Maybe she has a happy home life though.

    Also, stay outta the sun and have that mole looked at in your left armpit.

    Fight skin cancer, Don’t bake yourself.

  23. Helen says:

    Put some clothes on Tori, you`re making me sick. Ughhhhhh….I hate those retarded glasses.

  24. Magsy says:

    Look–It’s Anorexic Swiss Miss!

  25. Magsy says:

    Please–to each his own but maybe you should google “celebrity gossip” websites or stick to reading People magazine if all this bothers you.

  26. shalie says:

    This bikini is at World Swimwear, and i bought it! haha, makes my natural boobs look GREAT.