I realize that many loyal readers would like to see Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt totally banned – and it’s a good idea, except that Speidi’s sheer stupidity, vapidity, narcissism and wh-ring is actually slightly amusing at times. For me, they’re sort of like tequila. I could never drink tequila on a regular basis, but I have my moments when all I’d like is a half-dozen shots of Jose Cuervo, a lime, and a bucket for when I need to throw up. That’s exactly how I feel about Speidi – sometimes they’re so ridiculous, I laugh so hard I need a bucket handy in case I need to barf from their simple existence.

Jaybird put the link to part of this story yesterday, but I felt it warranted more coverage. Heidi and Spencer went on Alex Jones’s radio talk show earlier this week, and after a few days we’ve finally learned exactly went down. Apparently, Jezebel was the first site to do in-depth coverage of this event, and now some of the magazines are picking up on it. First, some background. I’ve never heard of Alex Jones, but according to Jezebel, he’s “a Texas-based nut-job with a penchant for conspiracy theories [and] references to “Big Brother”. In 2007 he made a film called Loose Change dealing with “the New World Order,” aka “totalitarian world government.”” Speidi made it clear from the get-go that there were going to be down with whatever conspiracy Jones threw at them, whether it be how birth control makes women suicidal, the myth of global warming, how The Hills was like “Big Brother” or how 9/11 was an “inside job”:

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Pratt shared some controversial views on a radio show earlier this week.

In a Monday appearance on Alex Jones’ radio show, Infowars, the couple revealed they feel 9/11 was an “inside job,” say the idea that global warming exists is “mind boggling” and lament the “end of humanity.”

The Pratts told Jones — who is known for his conspiracy theories of a “New World Order” (or, as he feels, code for “totalitarian world government”) — they found out about him after a music producer gave them a copy of Jones’ movie, The Obama Deception.

“I really do feel like we took the blue pill or whatever from The Matrix,” Spencer says.
Since then, says Heidi: “We’ve been nonstop researching the Internet…for information for at least a month all day every day.”

“How are we so famous when…there’s been nothing about the biggest bill since the Patriot Act being passed, [the Cap-and-Trade bill, which regulates carbon output, among other environmental issues] and nobody reading it,” Spencer questions. “It’s mind-boggling trying to say there’s global warming right now.”

Jones also brings up the idea of human microchip implantation to erase the need for credit cards or identification. Heidi is troubled by the idea.

“This is very serious. It says in the Bible this is the mark of the beast, and that is a sign of worshipping the Devil. So over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body,” she says. “My body belongs to Jesus Christ. I am a disciple of Jesus, and I will speak out to Christians….this chip is the end of humanity.”

Heidi also admits she’s now “very scared” of birth control.

“I feel like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body, and I was just getting sick,” she says. “I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it.”

Spencer backs up Jones’ belief that 9/11 was an “inside job.”

“From your research, it 100 percent is,” Spencer says, adding later: “I want to throw up.”

He also compares The Hills to the government. “The narrator [Lauren Conrad] didn’t get along with us. She skewed the information on the show, just like the American government can manipulate the media,” he says. “We used to have a phenomenal relationship with the media, they’ve kind of turned on us now because they’ve created us into such a monstrous thing…like they made us too big, like they Obama-sized us….”

Heidi says her new beliefs will be taken “very seriously” because, “I’ve always been a very serious Christian, and most Christians understand what’s going on. They understand they’re being persecuted. They understand this is the end of the world. They understand the New World Order, the One World Currency, is all in Revelations in the Bible, so they’re taking me very seriously and they know when I mean something, that it’s a message.”

Even Miley Cyrus is in on the “awakening,” Heidi and Spencer say, after they put it on Twitter. Heidi doesn’t expect everyone to agree with her new views.

“Conspiracy is a word they’ve created to make people sound crazy, but that’s not what God says,” she says. “You can persecute us, you can say whatever you want. ”

Spencer is so changed, he says, his “first rap album is going to be called Infowars.”

“My first single, I’m pretty sure is going to be called ‘Patriot Act,'” he adds.

Spencer tells Usmagazine.com of his appearance on the show: “We get very passionate and excited talking about the New World Order with Alex Jones. The Fourth of July has me extra excited with the energy of our founders!”

[From US Weekly]

Sigh. I could get all serious and try to truth squad these people, but after reading it, I just feel sad. Part of my sadness is that Spencer and Heidi exist – in this world, in this country, these sad people exist. And then part of my sadness comes from reading this whole thing, and coming to the realization that all Spencer and Heidi are trying to do is fit in. They think that this makes them “cool” – you can see how Spencer is just trying to agree with everything Alex says. This is when stupidity becomes dangerous.

Heidi and Spencer are shown on 6/13/09 at LAX. Credit: WENN.com