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Eva Longoria hasn’t been getting a lot of attention lately. Have you missed her? Yeah, I thought so. I have to give her some credit – she was getting totally overexposed, to the point where people were getting utterly bored with her, and she thoughtfully took a step back. She didn’t show up to every event, she didn’t put on another ball gown just for the opening of an envelope. I can’t even remember the last event I saw her and her overdressing habit. Maybe I just blocked her out of my mind.
Anyway, it seems Eva had an public relations itch she needed to scratch, and now we’re being informed about some details of Eva’s sex life that I wish I could now erase from my mind. Eva participated in a “Best Ever Sex” survey specifically for “A-list celebs” according to The Sun. In the survey, Eva claims she likes to be tied up during sex. Now, it’s not that a little light bondage is gross to me (it isn’t), but I’m just a little creeped out because it’s Eva “Too Much Information” Longoria. And who really thinks Tony Parker is tying her up? Tony always looks like “What smells? What’s going on?” is his permanent internal monologue. I totally don’t buy it:
Raunchy Eva Longoria has revealed she likes being tied up with silk scarves during lovemaking.
The Desperate Housewives star, who plays love-cheat Gabrielle Solis in the hit US show, made the confession in a “Best Ever Sex” survey of A-list celebs.
Eva, 34, said: “I’m not averse to being tied up with silk scarves, I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”
Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst, 25, told the Cosmopolitan survey she romped in a store changing room with actor Jake Gyllenhaal.
[From The Sun]
Chuckle. Kristen Dunst admitted she and Jake “romped in a store changing room”? Let me translate: Kristen wanted to “romp” while Jake said “No!” and tried on ladies underpants. No! I’m joking, I’ve never believed that Jake is a gay/cross dresser/whatever else they say. But though I believe he’s straight, I don’t believe he and Kristen ever “romped” in a changing room. Jake just seems like too much of a straight arrow. I wonder if he and Reese Witherspoon ever “romped” in some place public? Doubtful, right? Reese and jake probably only do missionary. And I’m not joking about that!
Eva and Tony are shown out on 6/20/09. Eva is also shown on 6/30/09. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Eva Longoria, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kirsten Dunst, Sex, Tony Parker
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Barf. The word submissive doesnt sit well with me at all.
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she talks waaaaayyyy too much about her sex life. TMI indeed.
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Don’t care what people get up to – would just prefer if they didn’t feel the need to broadcast it.
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Jen: My thoughts, exactly. What people do in their own bedrooms doesn’t concern me in the slightest, but I think it’s trashy when they feel it necessary to broadcast their habits to the world in a blatant attempt to get noticed.
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Ewww, Keep it to yourself lady.
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Fantasy dreams of rape while married.. hummm?
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Tony always looks like “What smells? What’s going on?” is his permanent internal monologue.
It’s funny because it’s true! Eva grosses me out, and knowing her sexytimes kink doesn’t help at all.
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Kirsen also said Jake liked to do it outdoors with guys for the thrill of getting caught
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is she still yapping about her sex life? STFU, already.
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Read this before, recycled news in awesome.
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My guess is that her sex life secretly sucks.
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Silk scarves? What a novice!!! There is a big difference between being submissive and being dominated and also just being one of those idiots who thinks bondage is silk scarves and fur lined plastic handcuffs. Trying too hard to sound cutting edge if you ask me. She couldnt handle a real ass kicking in the bedroom Im sure and I doubt he could give her one either.
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Exactly my thoughts voodoobetty! When she mentions the use of a ‘safe word’, then I’ll care.
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Give me a break!
Jake Gyllenhaal is gay, his unconvincing fauxmance with Reese Witherspoon is proof enough.
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TMI – nobody cares …
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here here Wench!
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I used to love Eva but she sure overdoes things, why is she like that???
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she really needs to grow up in her attitudes towards things…
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that guy has hair up to his eyeballs!
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romped is kind of a funny word hehe
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