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All of this week’s tabloids are running stories about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s split. Everyone has agreed on the major details – Tony dumped Jessica, she’s devastated, and he’s partying like a bachelor. Star Magazine has an interesting detail that I hadn’t seen anywhere else though – apparently, the night after Tony dumped Jessica (her birthday), Tony was out partying with his buddies and he hooked up with a cougar. Since this allegedly occurred around 2 a.m., that means Tony was hooking up with some woman the day after Jessica’s birthday, but still. Dude:
After dumping Jessica the day before, Tony Romo was in a good mood.
“Tony was in a really great mood and toasting his new bachelorhood. And at one point, four hot women came over to his table and were pouring shots of vodka in his mouth,” an eyewitness tells Star. “He looked like he was on the prowl.”
Tony caught a cougar later that night, hooking up with 43-year-old actress Michelle Johnson at a gathering she threw in the penthouse of the Sunset Marquis Hotel. He arrived around 2 a.m., and “from the moment he got there, he was all her,” says a partygoer. “They were kissing and she sat in his lap.”
In the wee hours of July 10, he made out with actress Michelle Johnson (Melrose Place, Tales From the Crypt), ex-wife of former baseball star Matt Williams, at a party at LA’s Sunset Marquis hotel!
As for the reasons behind the Jessica Simpson split: “Tony had been telling pals for months that Jessica was always nagging him about getting married,” says an insider. “Also, she was upset that he didn’t have concrete plans for her birthday. She wanted to go on a tropical vacation, but Tony wasn’t into it.. Jess was acting like a child about it, and that was the last straw.”
Another source says: “Nick Lachey still carries a torch for Jessica. He’s been texting her a lot lately and said that they should get together…and she’s always had lingering feeling for him.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition, July 27 2009]
It always sucks when the guy who broke your hear totally moves on – but it sucks even more when he moves on like two seconds after he broke your heart. Tony Romo has been all over the place this week, partying, being a bachelor, hooking up with random girls and generally sending the signal to Jessica through the media: I’m totally over you. Today, Tony is even in Lake Tahoe, playing golf and poker at some kind of charity championship thing. So if you’re in the Lake Tahoe area, and you get a whiff of douche, head up. Tony Romo is around.
Header image credit: PRPhotos
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Birthdays, Jessica Simpson, Sluts, Tony Romo
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I never really got his attraction-factor. He looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy in the face to me, or just kinda dull/dumb.
Do not want. Move on Jess!
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He just wasn’t that into her. The cougar he picked up (or rather who picked him up) is hot, so what’s odd about two single attractive people hooking up?
I don’t believe Nick is texting Jess to get back together for a minute! More of Papa Joe’s stories to make him daughter seem less pathetic. Next!
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LOL, TOTALLY AGREE WITH TREY!!
never saw any attractive qualities at all. no sex appeal either.
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I agree completely – he’s just such a total dud. Nothing there, and absolutely zero sex appeal.
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That’s the girl from “Blame it on Rio”, with Michael Caine and Demi Moore! Worst actress EVER.
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Yup so he hangs around gets some notarity gets a beautiful boat screws around when Jess is not in town. Dallas, Wisconsin & LA. Yup this is a winner people. Happy superbowl. LOL
Who would of thunk this guy was all that? 67 million does taht for ya right? Someones going take this guy big time. he didn’t have to sorry about that with Jess she’s got his own money. WOW DOUCHE you say??? lol That putting it mildly.
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great catch Rawk…blame it on rio.
I totally remember that movie. Yikes.
Hate that term cougar…43 is not old.
She looks amazing.
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Sigh. I turned 41 today and it depresses me to no end to think of a 43 year old woman as a “cougar”. Yeesh.
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Now you see what a jerk he is. He’s a player on and off the field. Jessica was so in love she couldn’t see it. Tony was calling Carrie and Tony lied and said he wasn’t. Jessica believed all his lies. This guy is a total loser. Move on Jessica, there are great guys out there. Keep looking your’e only 29.
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happy bday Cougarpup!
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Okay, all of you who say “he’s just not that attractive”…do you hear yourselves? A ho will throw herself at anything with money. As for the “cougar” chick–gross! She is tore up looking! But she’s probably just right for a random drunk hook up.
Tony Romo is rich and famous–to a true ho, it doesn’t matter if his face is fug and that he basically sucks as a person.
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Tony Homo looks like a typical douche frat boy, and Dallas will NEVER win a Super Bowl with such a Hollywood playboy as their QB. That team is full of narcissistic spotlight seekers.
Have fun watching the Super Bowl from your couch next year, Romo.
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I despise the term “Cougar”. It’s insulting and demeaning. And before anybody flames me, if it’s such a complimentary term, why aren’t MEN of a “certain age” referred to as Cougars?
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So exactly when does this douchebag actually find time to prepare for football?
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lol – Green Is Good – men are called ‘Mougars’ (a male cougar) and we mock men of a ‘certain age’ who dress too young/cheesy and hit on the young girls all the time!
It’s not just about your age. It’s also about how you dress, act, how old the people you hook up with are, etc. – it’s a lifestyle really!
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Trey, I’m with you. I don’t see his appeal either. Maybe he has a good personality or something because it seems alot of these starlets are into him.
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Hofessional, I understand you are only uplifting the glorious profession of Gold-Digging, performed among women for generations untold. But really, not everybody is going to ride peen for money
Some of us either have money to begin with or don’t see it as a standard of mancatching. I’d rather take a ruler to his you-know-what then his bank account…
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good for tony. jeez, seriously, i thought he’d never break free from that big-tittied frog and her creepy dad.
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Alex: “Mougars”? Boy, I’m out of touch with youngins lingo, don’tcha know! Ha ha!
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Tony is a jerk. Big time. I’d bet money that he wouldn’t sustain anything with the 43 year old actress because she’s “too old.” His next girlfriend will be 23, just watch. He’s a huge guy physically, which is why he’s masquerading as a quarterback, because from what I hear, his talent on the football field is nil.
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#13 There is a term for men: “Manthers” (Derived from Male Panther)
Not that I like the word cougar, it is getting so played out already…
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Trey, you’re bringing me the lulz today!
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I obviously don’t know the guy but it seems like he always had an excuse for why the Cowboys haven’t made it past the 1st round. Now he doesn’t have Jessica or T.O. to blame. What a pansy…This season will be a true test as a QB for him and I doubt he has what it takes.
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listen, all i know is that “cougar” is a straight up dude!!!! guess romos lookin to tranny up a bit……
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wait, cougar is a term used only for women who like to date much younger men though right? you don’t just become a cougar cuz you’re a certain age? gawd this whole concept is so disgusting… *eyeroll*
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Oh yeah, Romo’s a total douche. He needs to sober up and get over himself. His cougar does look like a dude and this picture was taken 5 years ago.
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jessica was wasting her time with him. he’s ugly & it’s sick how he ended it. be a man & do it the right way. u don’t have to rub it in your face. jessica can do so much better!
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That woman has thicker eyebrows than he does. I think Jessica and Nick make a better looking couple, they should try again but this time they should have a private relationship.
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so..doughy
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So what if Romo has moved on quickly. It’s not like he and Simpson were married. Like Iggles said, he just wasn’t that into her. It could be he viewed their relationship as something casual and she tried to use the press to make it seem more serious than it was for self promotion or out of desperation.
I don’t think he’s a douche for knowing that he doesn’t want Simpson and being honest enough to tell her so and moving on himself.
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It takes him 20 months to figure out he’s not that into her & a boat later & god knows what else. yah he’s real cool dude.
Good luck this season?lol
The man’s a user so don’t let the friggin PR fool you.
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Dallasite here. Suggest you people actually know something about the guy you are trashing. Tony is known for being a good guy around the Big D. He stops and helps random people change tires on the side of the road. He paid for a homeless guy who was trying to get into some movie with change in line ahead of him…paid for the guy and then sat with him at the movie.
So what if he dumped Jessica? They weren’t married. So what if he made out with another woman? Geez, if Jessica was having a Barbie/Ken themed 29th birthday and expected him to participat as Ken….then of course he dumped her wide backside~!
Sheesh.
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t, you’re an idiot if you don’t think he could have let her know a little sooner that her love was unrequited…. men can get away with anything these days because of stupid women like you… and if you’re a guy… figures *eyeroll*
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This is the third time in 20 months he’s broken up with her. It’s pretty foolish to buy a guy who breaks up with you an average of every seven months such an extravagant gift unless you’re desperately trying to hang onto him by buying his affection.
Or maybe they were never a real couple and it was all for show to promote her album. The boat could be payment from Joe for Romo’s publicity help. Dating and marrying a man more successful and famous than herself was what got her into the spotlight in the first place. Joe may have thought it could work a second time.
If this is the case, can you blame the Romo for going out partying immediately? He just got off of work and it was a 20 month shift.
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Yeah, I don’t think Romo is good looking at all. He has a douche face, but whoever posted that he has $ — so his looks don’t matter to a lot of women.. you’re right. Even Z-list celebrities barely hanging onto fame can catch a decent looking chick. Oh well, I am surprised it lasted this long.
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how many times and in how many ways must Tony dump the big-tittied frog before she gets the message. HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!!!!! take a hint and stop being such a doormat. sheesh.
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his face looks so bloated *barf*
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Go for it Tony!!!!!!! Way to move on!
I got so much more respect for him now.
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He has beady little eyes…rat like. Oh, and that woman/man in the picture. Just cover the mouth and she is a HE!
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who is this guy again?
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Douche is such an over-used, unoriginal term. Can’t we come up with something else by now?
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Tony is acting like a guy who just got dumped, all vindictive. Not the other way around…OR Jess did something that really hurt him and he dumped her. He’s hurtin’.
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I’m not entirely sure who this dude is but the facts are that even with all her ‘issues’ he was hitting well outside of his league with JS.
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He is not attractive, I agree.
And she looks just like Justin Hawkins in lipstick to me …
http://images.contactmusic.com/dn/justin+hawkins_855_18725113_0_0_6000924_300.jpg
rotfl!
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I hate the term too, but cougar is not only a woman who happens to date a younger man, it’s someone who makes a point of trolling the bars etc ONLY looking for them, in a desperate attempt to remain youthful or what the fuck not.
That said, she does not have the forehead for those bangs.
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Dude is boring and ugly Jess can do better.
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Yuck, if you mix him with Judge Reinhold and take away the football prowess, he is so the jerk-off I dated briefly in college and I mean alarmingly so.
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wow…it must be sooo good to be a man sometimes…it seems theyre never heartbroken! if i was a man ill be such a man-whore…actually ill just be a man cuz there’s no such thing as a “man-whore” cuz people dont care what they do..
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Yeah, well some men like women in their 40s 50s, or older. Surprise surprise.
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Tony hooked up with Michelle Johnson? She is still beautiful. She starred in a movie with Demi Moore (before her implants) and Michael Caine called “Blame it on Rio”.
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it’s sickens me how superficial our culture is and how mean and judgmental people are.
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