Katie Price is out to prove she’s not the classy woman you think she is. That’s right, don’t you go starting accusing her of being classy or anything of that nature. Katie’s skanky through and through, so you just set yourself straight. She’s made it a priority to get as much attention for her divorce as possible. She’s practically on the PR circuit promoting it. If she could have walked a red carpet and scheduled a press junket before the premiere, she would have.

Now this is not to say that her soon-to-bed ex-husband Peter Andre has been keeping his lips sealed, because he hasn’t. In the last few days he’s been photographed taking their kids to the berry patch and things of that nature, whereas Katie’s been photographed (in an obvious staged PR stunt) cavorting topless in a hotel pool. And Peter’s not above complaining to the press about their private matters – though his big complaints just get Jordan even more attention, like about how she’s letting their kids see her in bed with new boyfriend Alex Reid.

Singer Pete, 36, branded his ex “disgusting” as he told how Junior asked him why Mummy was in bed with another man. He said: “It was a knife in the heart. Not just that, it was a knife, a twist and a lift.”

Cage fighter ALEX REID, 34, has moved in with Jordan – real name Katie Price – at the Surrey home she used to share with estranged hubby Pete. And Junior saw his mum in bed with her new boyfriend last week while Jordan, 31, was looking after her three children.

Pete – who split from Jordan 14 weeks ago – revealed his anguish as he slammed his soon-to-be ex-wife in an amazing interview with The Sun.

He said: “I heard Junior had been asking why Mummy was in bed with another man. I didn’t believe it. I just thought it was kids saying things… But Junior has said it to me since. It’s something a four-year-old should not be saying.

“I can’t even bring myself to say the other name, but Junior just said, ‘Why is he in bed with Mummy? What is he doing in Mummy’s bed?’… “That’s the most disgraceful thing I have ever heard. Ever.”

[From the Sun]

I’m not going to say it’s the most disgraceful thing ever – I mean this is Jordan we’re talking about, I’m sure she’ll come up with something worse if we give her enough time. That said, it’s tacky as hell and unnecessarily confusing, upsetting, and possibly scarring to their son, depending on the way it was handled. And it was just so unnecessary. How hard is it to close and/or lock a door? Hide the boyfriend under the bed? Whatever… lots of parents do it. Lots of teenagers do it. It’s not that challenging, even for a nitwit like Jordan.

She’s made it really clear she’s not interested in being an actual parent to her children. Peter’s sort of doing the reverse and exploiting being an awesome parent, but really, there are worse things to overdo. It’s good their kids at least have one overprotective parent… since their lives seem pretty NSFW as it is. Just like these desperate topless pictures of Jordan!

Here’s Peter Andre taking sons Junior and Harvey to Starbucks in Brighton on August 8th and Katie Price shopping with her daughter Princess Tiaamii and Harvey on the 7th. Images thanks to WENN.com .