Brad Pitt: we won’t get married until George Clooney & his partner can

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made the cover of People Magazine this week, with a story called “Brad Opens Up To People: Angie, the Kids & Our Future”. The cover photo is a picture from the Los Angeles premiere of Inglourious Basterds - Angie looks nice, but Brad looks like he’s two seconds away from drunkenly muttering lyrics to a Kenny Rogers song. Mostly this is because Brad foolishly wore his sunglasses the entire time on the red carpet, which is a bad idea. I don’t care how bright it is. Let us see your eyes!

People hasn’t released the full text of the cover story online, but some people have advanced copies, so there are some quotes here and there. My favorite part so far is when Brad is reiterating his pledge to hold off on marrying Angelina until gay couples are granted equal marriage rights. Or, in Brad’s words: “Angie and I will not be getting married until George Clooney and his partner can legally do so.” That’s a good one, actually. Because there are a lot of people who think George is gay. And there are a lot of people who think George and Brad have the real romance for each other (me). E! has more from the interview, including more about Clooney and Matt Damon, as well as Brad’s revelations about “getting dirty” with Angelina:

Brad Pitt has already given us sage advice on how to properly communicate at the urinal as well as sharing details about where he and Angelina Jolie like to bump uglies. So what could possibly be left to reveal when it comes to the Inglourious Basterds star?

Well, according to People, plenty…

For instance, did you know that if you went into the Jolie-Pitt garage, you would find a Snow White sticker on a Disney Princess bicycle?

What’s more, the father of six tells the mag that sometimes, “Mommy and Daddy need to hire a babysitter, go away and get dirty.”

Brad adds that he would much rather have George Clooney watch his children over Matt Damon, because “He doesn’t stand a chance with my kids.”

Unless, of course, Clooney breaks out the art supplies. “Our favorite activity to do with the kids is anything creative,” says Brad. “As of late, we’ve been investigating the world of painting. Meaning we spread out a giant canvas and put out some buckets of paint and go all Jackson Pollock on it.”

Oh, and when it comes to sleeping at night, the whole brood often ends up together. “This is why I had to make a 9-ft.-wide bed,” jokes papa Pitt.

[From E! Online]

This isn’t the first time Brad has brought up his kids in relation to George Clooney. He rather infamously told Extra that George “hates children” either in general, or specifically Brad’s children. I for one would love to see George play babysitter for a night – he might surprise us. Or Empress Zahara might poison him with arsenic, after which Maddox will carve him up with a hunting knife, either/or. It’s probably a lot safer to just get Matt Damon to babysit. I’m sure Matt and Zahara would get alone famously.

Header image thanks to CoverAwards. Brad is also shown at the premiere of The Time Traveler’s Wife on 8/12/09. Credit:

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  1. Neelyo says:

    Zahara would wipe the floor with Matt Damon.

  2. rop says:

    kenny rogers, colonel sanders both apply to that goofy white suit. And ditch the sunglasses nothing says “I’m too cool” like always wearing your sunglasses. And there is a sense of wonder why some people can’t take him seriously.

  3. Ursula says:

    Was Brad always this dumb? I never followed him closely in the past but he seemed OK, the last few years,he seems really dumb and uncomfortable in his own skin. Poor sod. His jokes are stiff too and he is drinking too much for his own good. Does he have any more friends? Matt Damon and Clooney do not seem close to him any more.

    P.S Bradley looks really bad in those pictures.

  4. Lys says:

    He will never marry that bitch because she does not want and she has his balls.

  5. Firestarter says:

    Gee, again with the sexual innuendo “Mommy and daddy getting dirty” STFU! So what, you guys have sex, like Will and Jada, and Tom and Katie, we get it- You have sex! Give the pimp a cookie.

    Didn’t white suits go out with Saturday Night Fever?

    Yeah, yeah, I know, I am an amateur and have no idea what REAL fashion is!

  6. lway says:

    @ Firestarter – you are on a roll!!

    Good one!! Thanks for the laugh! I have to agree with you. They carry on like sex is something nobody but celebs get to do.

  7. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Bad, firestarter, bad! You’re NOT Vanity Fair, ya know! :)

    I agree, that white suit is terrible. Just as bad as the black one he had on at that premiere. I said it then and I’ll say it now, if he must wear a suit, he should wear gray…it’s what looks best on him.

    also agree on the sex talk. enough, already.

  8. Firestarter says:

    Good News Praise St.Angie!: I was contacted by Vanity Fair after my previous comment about Pitts suit and hired on to do the next Best Dressed issue! Tee Hee!

    : )

  9. Diane says:

    His remarks provided humor = ) Nothing like a man who believes he’s progressive with 30/40 year old ideas and platforms.

    Provides, once again, a giant :::yawn:::

  10. Kelly says:

    It’s pretty embarrassing when you’re publicly making juvenile homophobic jokes well into your 40s.

    Yeah, we get it, Brad: you and Clooney are so close that you can make your private banter public and not worry about offending each other. But when it becomes public and offends regular people, grow up. What’s next? Clooney saying Pitt “throws like a girl”?

  11. rop says:

    oh, to be in the good ol’ boys club…..

  12. Lys says:

    They have no friends because they are UNCOOL!

  13. Rosalee says:

    Babysitter?! When do the Jolie/Pitts need a babysitter..when their crew of nannies have coffee breaks?

  14. Pam says:

    Crew of nannies? Stop reading the tabloids I’ve seen them out in Nola and I’ve only seen 2 nannies. OT I hate that facial hair.

  15. irl500girl says:

    yes, Brad has always been dumb. part of why he always takes on his women’s personalities and interests, he’s too dumb to get his own.

  16. fizXgirl314 says:

    only 2 nannies?!?!?!?!? how DO they do it *eyeroll*

  17. Sharky says:

    I thought I read somewhere that each kid had his or her own nanny? But before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, I’m not claiming this as fact. I do think, however, that the notion of “hiring a sitter” is totally laughable when it comes to these two.

  18. tasteT says:

    Hmph, Brad is gonna get it slipping and telling George’s business…

    I wonder if George’s partner is as attractive as he is…some cute italian

    His occasional girlfriends are just his muses. notice that he has not had a “relationship” with anyone that is NOT struggling, no one established.

    He is still an attractive man to me though.

    umm Brad and Angie, NO comment, something is amiss there, something is being covered up..oh, well smh

    Angie’s drug use and her openness to let Brad have affairs with men…its something..

  19. Debbie says:

    Talk about Brad’s black suits…white suits…BLA BLA BLA!! He could show up in a burlap sack and look like a million bucks. DITTO for Angie!! Sometimes you either ‘got it’ or you don’t. Brad & Angie are the hottest things in Hollyweird!!!

  20. Lys says:

    What a major he would be! He has all: he is a cheater, a lier, drunk, fan of marijuana…and already has a mistress! Hole package! Oh, I forgot: he loooooves France.

  21. rop says:

    “Talk about Brad’s black suits…white suits…BLA BLA BLA!! He could show up in a burlap sack and look like a million bucks.”

    As if the white suit doesn’t suggest fried chicken, a burlap sack he could not pull off (nor could anyone). He is a very ordinary person with a great PR person, like most celebrities.

    “Sometimes you either ‘got it’ or you don’t.”

    I’m thinking more like “You either buy into it or you don’t.”

  22. kris says:

    brangelina… when can i see the twins again? i miss them!!

  23. Magsy says:

    Hey at least Brad’s wearing less dorky hats.