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Gerard Butler was photographed in Manhattan on Sunday, riding his bike. While I like his fancy yellow kicks, my eye is drawn to his… breasts. Oh, God. Does my boyfriend have man boobs (moobs)? I think he does. When he leans forward, his moobs perk up and fall forward. Which I can relate to, considering that when I lean forward, I’m almost blinded by DD-cups running over, so to speak. Perhaps this is something we can bond over when we’re married? I don’t know. Do I really want to marry a guy with moobs? Granted, these moobs aren’t quite Jack Nicholson’s saggy C-cups. Gerry looks like he’s a pert A-cup or B-cup. What the hell causes this? Besides eating too much. Is it some kind of bad pectoral workout? Gerry didn’t always have moobs like this. Is it lack of pectoral muscle definition?
Anyway, Gerard has two new films coming out this fall, and several trailers have been released. I think the trailer for Gamer has been out for a little while, but I just saw it on television for the first time over the weekend. Meanwhile, the Law-Abiding Citizen trailer was just released last week, and it is kicking my ass with awesomeness. I didn’t realize that Gerry played some sort of hardcore avenger in the film (in the trailer, you even get to see him turn himself in to the cops… naked… without the moobs!). I kind of like seeing Jamie Foxx play the buttoned-up district attorney while Gerard Butler plays the family-man-turned-sociopath-madman. Good stuff.
Gamer is described as “A high-concept action thriller set in the near future, a time when mind-control technology has taken society by storm. Humans control other humans in a mass-scale, multiplayer online game. Reclusive billionaire Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall) has created the controversial form of entertainment, “Slayers,” a hugely popular game that allows millions to act out their innermost fantasies and desires – online – in front of a global audience. Gaming has evolved into a terrifying new dimension… mind control… mind manipulation… people playing people!” The film stars Butler, Michael C. Hall, Ludacris and Kyra Sedgwick.
Gamer will be out on September 4th, while Law Abiding Citizen comes out October 16th. Between the two of them, I think I’d prefer to see Law Abiding Citizen, but I’m sure Gamer will be a big hit. It looks like a film geared towards teenage boys almost exclusively. In any case, I’m a very happy camper. I’ve lots of Gerard Butler interviews and red carpets to look forward to. Let’s say a little prayer that the moobs disappear.
Here are the trailers for “Gamer” and “Law Abiding Citizen,” along with Gerard and his mobs in Manhattan on Sunday. Photos thanks to Pacific Coast News.
Written by Kaiser
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lol
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Didn’t we read a while ago that he REALLY loved breasts? Hmm, guess he decided to grow his own.
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Gerard has been looking puffy and bigger for months now. I’m not sure why people are just noticing his downslide now.
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My brother has huge moobs – guess its from the massive amount of weed he smokes.
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Saw the trailer for “Gamer” last weekend and it looks terrible. Is Gerard going to make another decent movie one of these days? Seems like he’s just in it for the paycheck now.
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Law Abiding Citizen looks good. Gamer, not so much. He’s pulling a Christopher Walken and Samuel L – accepting every movie roll thrown at him.
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I think the moobs are a result of being SO pumped for “300″ (Oh, he was HOT!)….then letting it all go to mush.
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I’d say it’s the result of drinking copious amounts of hooch and eating all the wrong food.
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Go have a beer and wipe the sweat from your ass crack.
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Crash is right…it is the aftermath of being so pumped up and not maintaining some sort of regime after 300.
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Boobs, moobs, doobs, foobs who cares?
He’s great just the way he is.
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I still would jump him…moobs or not.
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I’m with Catherine…BRING HIM ON!!!
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GO GET ON YOUR BIKE & lean forward now! What happens? Don’t disrespect the lovey. DROOL! HOT HOT HOT
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Booze and cannabis, usually. Messes with the androgen receptors, and can also cause infertility. Which is good, really, because who wants a load of drunken stoners reproducing?
Kidding, for those of you drunken stoners reading who find that offensive. Look! A bong in the shape of a dragon! Heheh, you guys are so easily distracted.
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Steroids can cause a man to grow breast tissue. Obviously, he’s not on them now, but he looked pretty ‘roided out for a while.
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bring those moobs over here …………………love u jerry
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Kaiser, face it, your dreamboat has let himself go big time. You’re a forgiving girlfriend, but he needs some tough love right now, not ceaseless tolerance from a besotted soulmate. Next time, kick his ass about his doughy body. He’ll thank you for it later.
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