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It’s the dog days of summer, and we all know what that means: bikini time. I have it on good authority (my own) that celebrities do nothing besides parade around in progressively skimpier attire all summer long. The goal, by the end, is to be wearing nothing more than a little bit of skin by September. You really should be showing most of your bones by that point. And I think that’s about all that’s left, in terms of the surprise factor. I’ve seen so much of so many stars’ bodies that I can barely summon the strength to raise an eyebrow. Okay that’s a lie, I scan the photos obsessively, hoping for an errant cellulite shot. And then I pretend I can’t raise an eyebrow.
A lot of people have puzzled over Kanye West’s relationship with cue ball Amber Rose. She’s also been called M&M head and a few other things I can’t repeat. I’ve been as confused as the next person – most of his women have been so feminine! But on the other hand, it’s nice to see he doesn’t just go for one single type. All that said, yesterday Amber bared her barely-there bikini body, and I think I have a better idea about why Kanye’s into her. I have never been able to look south of her head, but girl does have a bangin bod. And a pretty open philosophy when it comes to love, too.
Complex: There’s constant chatter on the blogs about your sexual preference. Are you bisexual?
Amber Rose: Yeah, they label me a bisexual freak stripper that f*cks Kanye on a daily basis. [Laughs.] You know: “Amber Rose, the fucking bisexual, dyke, freak, whatever the f*ck.” To answer that: I’m extremely open with my sexuality. I can be in love with a woman, I can be in love with a man. I’m not into bestiality [laughs] but as far as humans go, I definitely find beauty in everybody, whether they’re heavy-set, super-skinny, if they’re white, black, Indian, Asian, Spanish. I can see beauty in anybody. I’m not into threesomes or orgies and shit like that. If I see a women and I think she’s beautiful and I like her, and she likes me back we can definitely try to be in a relationship together.
[From Complex]
So, good to know we can rule out Amber Rose and animals. I’ve got to say, I might accuse her of a lot of things, but that would not be one of them. In fact she probably could have left that one alone. Even though she sort of phrased it in a crass way, I appreciate Amber’s message about seeing beauty in everybody. I sure as hell can’t, but I respect that she can or at least tries. She also gave an interesting quote about her career.
Superstar rapper Kanye West paraded his bikini-clad girlfriend, Amber Rose, in Miami Beach Tuesday, and boy, did paps get some good shots!
While West, 32, stayed covered up in an all-white get-up, Rose, 26, wore a teenie-weenie orange bikini, complete with a dental floss back showing off a sculpted, flawless rear end.
Rose, a stripper-turned-Ford model, recently told with Complex magazine of her beau, “Obviously, Kanye is a super-duper megastar, so he definitely gave me the fast track to the top, and I love him and appreciate him so much for that.”
[From Radar]
I don’t want to accidentally sound like I’m turning into an Amber Rose fan here, but I like that she admitted Kanye’s help and was appreciative about it. It’s so annoying when someone no one’s ever heard of starts dating a celebrity, and then they start talking about how hard they’ve been working on their career all these years (ahem, George Clooney’s ex, Sarah Larson). Not that any part of me thinks Kanye would let someone take credit for anything he had a part of, girlfriend or not. But while Amber does have an amazing body, I doubt any modeling agency would ever have paid her attention if her name weren’t attached to West’s. Now she’s got a modeling contract with the prestigious Ford Agency, along with everyone ogling her bikini. What more could she ask for?
Solid gold set up for the commenters.
Here are Amber Rose and Kanye in Miami beach yesterday. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Amber Rose, Bikini, Kanye West, Photos
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31 Responses to “Kanye West’s girlfriend goes topless in Miami Beach”
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Why is she covering herself? What’s the point of being topless if noone sees? That’s why celebs go topless, isn’t it? For attention?
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They were in SPAIN!!!
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ww: both Radar (see quote above) and our photo agency Bauer Griffin (see link above) say these pictures were taken in Miami Beach, Florida yesterday.
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How did she not get arrested or ticketed if she was in FL? There’s a damn child behind her! But it is pretty funny that he’s not paying her the slightest bit of attention - at the age where he’s too young and yet too old to appreciate boobs, if you know what I mean.
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AlaskaJoey,
There is no regulation against topless sunbathing in Dade County (Miami.)
BTW, she’s smoking hot.
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Celebitchy doesn’t usually fact check too often
Bossip.com » Archive Freak: Amber Rose In An Orange G-String Kini …Amber Rose does not mind showing her body off and never was that more evident than in these pictures taken. …. apparently theyre in barcelona, not miami. …
bossip.com/…/freak-amber-rose-in-an-orange-g-string-kini-displaying-cake-at-the-beach-with-kanye-west/ - 6 hours ago - Similar -
So she’s topless. Big deal. Nudity is not what it used to be. It’s not the 1950’s anymore. I can turn on the t.v. and oh, there they are on one of those shows about plastic surgery, etc., yes in the middle of the day…who cares….the shock value is long gone.
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I hardly think long hair is the only thing that makes a woman look feminine…She looks like more of a woman than Lindsay Lohan with her nasty weave and cracked out body.
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ww our fact checking is just fine, as is our photo attribution.
The link you posted leads to text on Bossip’s site which states: “our favorite FFS’er was spotted in Miami with Kanye West with her cakes bouncing everywhere! Amber Rose does not mind showing her body off and never was that more evident than in these pictures taken.”
The key word there being Miami.
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Hahaha. I don’t know why, but JayBird your commenting just made my day.
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Yeah, but what do ya GRAB onto when she’s uh, y’know…doin’ that thing? Her ears?
Kanye, like Jay-Z, is also quite ugly. And overrated. And a stupid doo-doo head.
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Roma when I read my comments here I sound really prissy in my own head. Maybe you can hear it too?
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good god her body is stunning.
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She has such a great body.
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Amber Rose is a bad female ppl talk about Rihanna and Beyonce and they are beautiful women in their own rights but this chick has that edge and a female who can rock the bald look with her kind of confidence…I’m not mad.. she is bringing something different to the game and she’s doing a great job…keep’em looking Amber.
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i think shes gorgeous. artsy, girly, and refreshingly different.
and orange is a good color for her. kanye always looks happy when you see photos of them together.
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i think she’s hot as hell
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check out the pics of her on WWTDD.com , her body isnt really all that. Her ass and thighs are pretty hefty. I thought she was really hot until I saw the photos on that site of this same shoot.
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She’s a waste of space. If all you’re bringing to this world is your appearance, then you’re a waste.
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whatever! this bitch is way sessy!
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Too good for Kanye.
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she is cute but should grow some hair, seriously. this would make here way better looking.
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Yeah, she looks unusual, and she is great looking on her own terms. I’m much rather see her frolicking on the beach than Heidi Montag, for example.
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So who is she other than bald?
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I’ll definately turn bisexual just for her. Mjam !!
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Although I couldn’t compete with all the plastic gals in Miami, I loved the feeling of letting it hang out …. it was such a free feeling! Just can’t do that here on the west coast of FL where I live…too bad for my husband

I have to agree though, Amber has a great body. -
She’s got an amazing rear end. And the bald thing does really work for her.
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Nudity isn`t that big of a deal in. Actually in Canada, it`s legal to go topless. But, no one does because they are too conservative.It`s sad that we are ashamed of our bodies.
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her body is crazy!! wow
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Who does she think she’s fooling with that imaginary bikini?
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