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Call me crazy, but I’m starting to think John Mayer has been nailing Jessica Simpson ever since Tony Romo dumped her. The most important evidence has been staring us in the face this whole time - namely, that John Mayer hasn’t issued one word, one denial, one confirmation, one peep about Jessica since she and Tony split. This from a guy who can’t take a dump without tweeting the size and color, so you know Jessica didn’t just slip his mind. Jessica is totally having rebound sex with John, and John is feeling a mixture of shame, pleasure, pity and lust. Thus, he’s been keeping quiet.
Mayer was in the news this week for two reasons - first, the rumor exploded that he had been quietly hooking up with reality star Kristin Cavallari. John denied this within a day, dusting off his keyboard to “amuse” us with this: “How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavallari with my pen*s.” Stay classy. That report came out the same day as In Touch Weekly’s cover story “Jessica Simpson’s Desperate Hookup”… with John. Not one word about it from John. So let’s just take every word of the full cover story as gospel, shall we?
[Insecurity, desperation and loneliness] has led Jessica down a dangerous path… secretly hooking up with John Mayer. Ignoring her friends’ warnings that the notorious player will just use her and then break up with her again, Jessica has jumped headfirst into a relationship with the singer.
“Jessica is kidding herself that her and John stand a chance… he is a master manipulator. He swooped in as soon as she and Tony broke up, while she was vulnerable. John kept telling Jessica he couldn’t get her out of his head.”
“He previewed his new album for her. The focus of the record is relationships, and why they end so badly, so the subject matter hit home for Jessica, who so miserable about Tony. It wasn’t hard for John to close the deal after that. He was easily able to seduce her, and he sees nothing wrong with that.”
John also sees nothing wrong with dating other women while he’s sleeping with Jessica. Mayer partied at a pal’s house where several hot girls surrounded him. “he made out with two of them and was having a blast… but he was a jerk. He kept grabbing them saying, ‘You’re property of John Mayer’ like they were objects. It was really disgusting.”
Jessica knows that John can be cruel. Not long after he dumped her (the first time), he wrote a cryptic, hurtful message on his blog that was reportedly aimed at her. Jessica knows he could easily humiliate her again. “He seems to get off on leading her on and then refusing to take her calls.”
“Jessica has gotten involved with John way too soon after things ended with Tony. Tony was a guy she was ready to marry, and that’s not what she has going on with John right now. He’s all about their sexual chemistry and is not talking marriage.”
“Jessica is taking it slow… she won’t even go public with him for fear of being embarrassed again.”
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, September 21 2009]
Ugh. This report might have pushed John Mayer over the edge from “douche” to “sociopath”. Who grabs girls and tells them “You’re property of John Mayer”? What guy gets turned on by humiliating women? What guy is so content to play these little “I-want-you-no-I-don’t” games for years? What guy swoops in on a really vulnerable girl and seduces her right after she’s been dumped? But we’re supposed to think he’s cute, right? Gross, gross, gross.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Gross, Hookups, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Sex
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80 Responses to “John Mayer “closed the deal” on Jessica Simpson with little effort”
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If they’re sleeping together, I don’t think they’re in a relationship; they’re just f*** buddies. At least that’s what I want to hope, that Jessica has at least learned by NOW not to jump into a relationship. Especially with this creeper.
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I can’t help but wonder who John Mayer was in high school. Was he that “sensitive” boy who would sit outside during lunch and play his guitar in the hopes of getting some horny cheerleader to give him a handy-j in the back stairwell during 4th period? I’m thinking so.
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I no longer feel sorry for Jess, I pity her. She is worse than Aniston. She is on a whole other level of desperate. What did he parents teach her?
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I think jess just wants to be loved but going the wrong way about it. Poor girl.
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GatsbyGal and hatsumomo are right. They’re both very insecure, and fame has turned him into a Giant Tool and her into Desperation Incarnate.
And Jennifer Aniston has nothing in common with her except The Giant Tool. I wish people would quit making up storylines about her.
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Bravo! Sociopath and Gross, indeed.
He is truly pathetic. Maybe that’s a game you play in 7th grade but at his age this guy seems to have mental problems. Maybe that’s why he never seems to get beyond being his cheesy 2nd rate image. If he’s gonna be psycho, at least pick on a more challenging target. What a coward lowlife. (As for her creepy taste in men and questionable decisions, that’s another story.)
How anyone finds John Mayer remotely sexy, or attractive as a person, is unfathomable.
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Seriously, women need to stop using the word “douche.” It’s bad enough that men use it without women putting a seal of approval on it. That goes for “cougar” too.
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Men get hard if the wind blows and he could not bonk her if she did not make herself available to him.
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i have a friend who grew up in the same town with him…which isnt actually the town where john says he’s from…apparently b/c he was mercilessly teased in high school.
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Handy-j. I love it. I’m adding to my already favourite, mouth hug.
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the media loves to portray women as some sort of conquest or object of desperation. Why not say Jessica simpson closed the deal on John Mayer with little effort. Women want their easy lay too, the media needs to stop feeding the male ego.
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Think Twice - what exactly is wrong with women using the word “douche”? It’s a fantastic word–nay, a perfect word.
How else are we supposed to describe people like John Mayer, Spencer Pratt, and Dane Cook?
Douche.
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I think of Mayer and I throw up in my mouth a little every time…
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I agree the word douche is a subtle slam at women. It implies that there is nothing worse than a product that is used to clean vaginas. So, in slamming men, we are also degrading ourselves to some extent. What can more horrifying to a guy than to be called something feminine, because girls are weak, smelly, gross, unclean, etc. Sad women themselves can’t see that.
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He is so gross…what is wrong w/her!
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Douching is bad for you & causes yeast infections so I think it’s an apt description for John Mayer.
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Well, douches are pretty gross. And I say this as a woman. I mean, it squirts a solution into the vagina and then it all comes dribbling out with all sorts of vagina juices and whatnot. It’s like an enema, just for vaginas. Except “enema” doesn’t have the same harsh, offensive sound that “douche” has, which is why douche is the better word.
But seriously, you’re reading into this WAY too deeply, you weirdo. I mean, we call people dicks, right, to mean that someone is needlessly mean? Does this mean that penises are angry, aggressive things? To call someone a dick is offensive to men!
…do you see how stupid that all sounds? Cry me a river, build a bridge, get over it.
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I like to think she’s using him to get over Tony. Go girl!
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Aniston has nothing in common with her other than they dated the same guy? What? How about they both dated him TWICE after he dumped them the 1st time? That’s pretty bad judgment and smacks of desperation. And, they are both bubble-headed, fake tan, bleached blondes with limited talents. I see A LOT in common, personally.
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Okay, for those that don’t like “douche”, let’s use the word “enema”. It’s not gender specific..and what could be worse than being a product used to clean out someone’s dung holes?
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oops. someone just said that. enema still is a pretty good/gross word. I say we adopt it
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I’m with DD. Who is to say that it isn’t Jessica who is using Mayer. In fact, I believe it is Jessica who is using Mayer. He never got over her. It’s one of the reasons his relationship with Anniston didn’t go anywhere. If a little snookie, snookie with Mayer helps to heal her wounds, than she should go for it. Who cares who’s using who? As long as they’re both getting what they want out of it, so what?
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I DON’T LIKE HIM. I JUST DON’T LIKE HIM!
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maybe she’s just horny.
but he is a jerk seems like if this is true she could find a better f-buddy.
and i do know guys just like him who get off on fucking with women like that.
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I always thought “douche” was used because it was often something used to clean oneself after sex.
Calling a guy a douche isn’t putting down a woman: it’s telling a guy, “You aren’t worthy of having your sperm in me.” -
lol ew that was a really vivid description… I don’t think douche is notably something that is used after sex… it is just used to “clean” a vagina period… because, we all know they are dirty :/
and what about the dichotomy between the wrods bitch and stud… one is completely negative and one is completely positive… both referring to male and female animals…
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I think douche is a very apt word for Mayer.
Mostly because I’d never let a douche near my cooter.I have taken my fair share of Women’s Lib courses, though, so I do hear what you’re sayin’. I just don’t think the revolution is going to start on a gossip forum, savvy?
In the meantime, feel free to use the dirty word nearest and dearest to my heart - jizm. As in “John Mayer is a luke-warm glob of jizm.” or “Jizz! John Mayer is such a douche” . . . oh wait. . .
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I’m not exactly trying to change the world on this site… just bringing up a point… besides, gossip is one of the main ways we bring women down in ths society…sadly, women in other countries have it far worse than some nasty gossip….though, it’s not like i’m not contributing my fair share… however, i try not to call any women, desperate, lonely, fat if they seem to be going through a relatively common problem… like a breakup… but i do my share of bitchyness :/
I guess there’s always a reason to not give a shit…
“we’re having dinner, it’s my birthday, I have a test coming up, I’ve got a headache, it’s just a gossip site” :/
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Gatsby Gal,
You’re the “weirdo” with your rambling psycho post. The fact that you get so shrill and insulting over the mere suggestion that women treat each other with more regard is so fitting. Women are their own worst enemy, and you probably have a terribly lonely loser’s life because the comment hit such a disproportionate defensive nerve. Clearly this topic is over your head. Others might want to take a breath and consider a new thought and try growing as human beings. Unless of course you’re too busy squawking over Jessica Simpson’s thighs.
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It’s not a “revolution.” Such drama. And where does change being except where you live and connect everyday aka gossip sites.
Man you girls are dense. No wonder guys have such an easy time exploiting you.
It’s hilarious. You’re actually angry and threatened at the idea that women should be treated with respect.
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Defensive nerve? You’d like to think so. I love how I disagree with you, therefore I am “psycho”, “shrill” and must be a lonely loser. Who’s insulting who now exactly?
You are such cliche. “Clearly this topic is over your head” - are you serious with that? Jesus christ, come down off your high horse, it’s time for lunch.
And by the way, this argument isn’t even about women treating each other with more respect. Where the hell did that come from? I’m talking about the absurdity of the term “douche” being demeaning towards women, which it totally is not but you totally claimed it is.
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no it’s derogatory… you’re just fooling yourself if you think it isn’t. at least when I use it I cringe a little knowing I just set myself back a tad…
all these excuses people are coming up with are just lame to put it bluntly…
we don’t call people jockstraps or circumcisions or foreskins do we? but for some reason, various versions of the word “vagina” are about the nastiest thing you can call someone :/
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Maybe YOU don’t call people foreskins… try it some time, it’s fun. (ps: there are lots of offensive things to call a person that have to do with the male genitals too, not just the female ones)
And douche is only demeaning towards women if you allow it to be. It’s just a word that only has the meaning and intention that we give it as human beings. So chill.
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Gatsby
You didn’t “disagree.” You pitched a fit and got personally insulting straightaway, which is pretty ironic. Your rant about juices dribbling from vaginas was classic psycho. You opened the door to the personal.
Way bizarre that you escalate into hysteria from a simple general comment (not even directed at you) that women be more respectful. Why that touched such a wild nerve is between you and your therapist, but Yikes! How deliciously ironic.
No more time for such nonsense. Call anyone you want douchebags. Wish you well. Buh-bye.
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Jessica looks beautiful in these pics, good for her!
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wow gatsby girl YOU need to chill mental case
you’re going to war with everyone on this site because someone said douche is offensive
you can’t be for real … that would be 2 sad
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“gatsby gal” you’re a rambling douchebag who has enough sense to know she’s being an idiot but not enough sense to stop attacking everyone with idiotic arguments and drop it or admit mistake
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The “douche”.. I mean the “Dick” .. I mean.. John Mayer must have something we must not know about, even Katy Perry said that he was her celebrity crush. I myself do not know what this raccoon eyes has that they keep coming back for more. *scratches head*
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I agree–douche is a dig at girls. This curse word was 1st used by guys in the same way they call each other puss*es, b*tches, etc. There’s nothing worse than being feminine. I remember a guy in college saying, “At least I’m not a bleeder!” Male terms aren’t as bad. Ask any guy–would he rather be called pr*ck or a pussy? It’s obvious.
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Oh, and acc. to my media studies prof, douches were invented by corporations to support the fear that women’s bodies were unclean. Some of the earlier douche commercials exploited women’s fears that they weren’t “sociable” until they were clean. In other words, you won’t get a man with a smelly pussy. Sad. I vote we call guys enemas. Sh*t always works as a curse.
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I read this blog everyday, and this has got to be THE BEST comment thread i’ve seen in awhile. in fact, I think this could rival some of the strands over at Pajiba!
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I’d call John Mayer a self-selving, stinky, opportunistic predator….. but that would be mean to hyenas.
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Am I the only person who notices that she walks down the beach in the dress, a random dude in white pants appears while we look at half of Casey, and the next thing you know she is wearing random dudes white pants with her dress tucked in? HELLO! lol
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Jessica reminds me increasingly of Marilyn Monroe. Falling hard for all these jerks. I wonder if she is trying to transfer her Daddy’s Little Girl role onto other men and frankly I don’t think that these men want to play Daddy or treat her like a child and let her continue her childhood.
She’s not growing up mentally and I see a lot of misery ahead for her. She HAS to get it together or she will end up in a bad spot at some point. She is an adult, not a child or the top cheerleader and Hollywood is not high school. Spreading rumors can get her sued and these are not guys who are going to hold her hand and tell her how to behave like an adult.
I really think that Jessica refuses to understand these things and that’s how she’s probably going to end up sued if she does that tell all book. While I don’t think anyone will go bonkers over it, chances are if there’s stuff in there that damages Nicks’ reputation or the reputation of any of the guys in that book, there are going to be lawsuits.
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Can someone tell me how he seriously gets any women? Let alone hot ones? Come on, how does he get women? He’s utterly revolting in every way, shape, form and sense.
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Bad guy attraction. Women think they can redeem them.
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I agree — this is one of the best threads, ever.
Here’s a question to contemplate:
Do men use douches? -
By the way, Gatsby, what is so gross about the juices inside a woman’s vagina?
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Lets just call John Mayer a “creep” and call it a day.
Jessica falls for these types of “creeps” (Romo, Mayer) while rejecting nice guys (Lachey) because her father raised her in such a sexually charged household. Her father was and still is, highly sexually inappropiate with her. Because her father taught her not to set or respect boundaries, she is a target for these types of predatory men. Her father has no boundaries at all.
She falls for “creeps” because her own father is a “creep”. Our daddies are the first men we ever love and daddy sets the tone of all our future relationships. Jessica is doomed to repeat her past mistakes unless she gets professional help. I feel bad for this girl. It will take years of hard work in therapy to get her head on straight and for her to learn to respect herself and love herself.
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Do any of you know that the word “douche” is a French word that means “shower?” I’m sure any French person, which I’m not, reading this, and any other site, that constantly uses this word over and over again as a way to describe loser guys is getting a good laugh.
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I forgot to mention that I agree that the word douche is insulting to women. It is also completely overused. Every loser guy on this site is a douche, douchey, or douchetastic. Enough!
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To Alex: “I think about Mayer and I throw up in my mouth a little”
Simple remedy, just don’t think about him. -
I agree with cj
It is funny how both dated this douche bag TWICE after he dumped them the 1st time?
Both Jen and Jess have bad judgment and smacks of desperation.
I agree both are bubble-headed, fake tan, bleached blondes with limited talents.
I think both would take that douche bag back in a nano second making both very desperate.
I believe John and Jess started this relationship up while she was still with Tony. -
Wow. Some of you act like you’re the first females to ever take a Women’s Lib course.
Look - I’m not debating that there’s a “subtle” (like a hammer to the temple!) tendency towards misogyny in Western culture, nor am I attempting dispute the importance written/spoken language and its power to alienate or “other”.
I’m just looking for some context.
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Douches were first mass-marketed in the 1960’s and 70’s (providing some excellent fodder for YouTube). Popular throughout history amongst prostitutes, (and ironically, by proper Victorian ladies) for contraception and protection against STI’s (it’s now known it doesn’t protect against either) - the douche was now being marketed to the average women afraid of embarrassing odors down there.
In what I can only assume was a MAN’s idea (very few, if any, women in corporate advertising at that time) the douche was heavily advertised as the ultimate feminine hygiene product - designed to regulate your vagina after menstruation (?!) and keep it free from “embarrassing” (read:natural) odors.
The subtext, of course, being that a vagina is an inherently dirty, stinky place - and since nature is “inadequate” in maintaining such a dark and dank cavern, the responsibility falls on MAN.
This is an incredibly common theme throughout history - the idea that the vagina, with it’s internal structure, is a mysterious and formidable place, (especially in comparison to the penis). And as such, the vagina/vulva (and it’s owner) has been met with tepid apprehension, to downright demonization.
(Camille Paglia does an excellent job explaining gender issues in ancient Rome with her theory of the “Medusa Head” in her book, Sexual Persona.)And as any Soc101 student can tell you, when you can effectively demonize something, you can instill fear in the population. That fear can then be used to coerce and alienate the population into “us” v “them” factions. Thus perpetuating the idea of the passive, submissive female.
The douche, therefore, is MAN’s attempt to regulate and control something HE has feared since the beginning of recorded history - the mysterious inner workings of the female reproductive system. And what stemmed from a fear of the unknown, has now become a profitable means of subtle control over the “fairer sex”.
Except douching is actually way more harmful than helpful. A fact overlooked by modern women due to centuries of ingrained misogyny.
So in essence, a DOUCHE is a completely useless tool perpetuated by the mass media via fear and coercion, that invades and distorts the natural environment of the vagina, which causes physical and psychological harm to the female.
(I’m not saying that your average frat boy uses “douche bag” in the same context, but I do smirk at how ironically correct their use of the word actually is as applied to misogynist pigs.)
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My argument is that John Mayer is a self-serving tool who causes harm to the female psyche. Ergo, John Mayer = Douche.
Please don’t insult my intelligence because my perspective differs from yours.
(And wow. I just spent an hour debating the philosophy of the douche. Wow. . . I so need to go back to school.)
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wow, espn. as i was reading it, i was thinking “jeezus, this guy is now in sociopath territory”.
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Gatsby Gal said: “It’s just a word that only has the meaning and intention that we give it as human beings. So chill. ”
_______________Ha, ha.
Try THAT argument after someone uses the “n” word or calls someone “fag–t.”
Yes, words are the meaning we give them. That’s the self-definition of a word! GG, what then is YOUR definition of douchebag because the use of it seems awfully clear.
And why ARE you arguing so hard to use this stupid and stale slur?
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i love you jessica……GO GIRL!!!!
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Jaundicemac, you’ve made a compelling argument about the use of douche being an appropriate one for Mayer. However, what you fail to realize is that no one in popular culture uses that term in that way. They don’t know the history of douching and how corporations have co-opted the fear of vaginas to sell a product women don’t need and which may be harmful to them.
All popular culture knows is that douches are used to clean smelly vaginas. The added insinuation here is that women who need to douche are mostly likely TOO sexually active, or loose sluts. Of course, there’s nothing more horrible to a woman than to be deemed a slut, which the douche sellers have capitalized on brilliantly.
SO, in the pop culture/average male world, what can be worse than to liken a MAN to a product used to clean smelly, slutty vaginas. After all, men are supposed to be above women in every way. So, the ultimate insult for a MAN is to be equated LIKE a woman in ANY way, i.e. weak, smelly, menstruating, emotional, etc. THUS, douche becomes the ultimate insult. However, in THIS CONTEXT, it is also a slam to women as well, unfortunately. And, that’s why some of the women on this board here have been upset by this word.
In addition, you can go back and look at the history of the n-word and show that in a different context, it’s not bad at all. In fact, the word “niggardly” means miserly, as the word has Norwegian roots. Even Shakespeare used the word in this context. BUT, I dare you–heck, I double dare you to call a black person “niggardly.” Most likely, they won’t know what the word means (who does anymore?) and will assume the obvious, right? Thus, I feel it’s an inappropriate word because it recalls a whole history of racism that most of us would like to move beyond.
I feel the same way about the word “douche.” It recalls a whole history of how women have been mistreated by corporations and society. We were made to fear our own bodies as if they were smelly, unclean and repulsive. Thus, we need douches to be considered clean, socially acceptable, or to get a man at all. And, what was a woman without a man–a total failure in the eyes of society. Why can’t we just find the general concept of the word inappropriate, backwards, and find a better slur? It would make sense.
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JaundiceMachine….
Wow. I too use the term douche to describe an unsavory character. But your extensive explanation just validated it as an actual put down, not necessarily derogatory towards women.
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GG wrote: “But seriously, you’re reading into this WAY too deeply, you weirdo”
I guess someone’s intelligence offends you? The whole purpose of having a God-given brain (or your deity of choice) is to think. So sorry you can’t do likewise.
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just to get on topic…
I would also like to state that acting out sexually after a hard breakup is something a lot of women do as a form of healing. I know a lot of my girlfriends are into it and they know they are acting out, they aren’t being “fooled” into anything or need any deals to be closed on them… i suppose it sort of intense mental gargling… you don’t necessarily have to be desperate or pathetic… you just have to be human with a broken heart…
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you know this is great… few years back when I brought up stuff like this, I’d be labelled the hardcore feminist… now it’s great to see other girls getting it and making similiar arguments…. I guess the flow of information from mere gossip sites actually does work
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Great posts *sigh*
I’m totally with you fizXgirl314, sooo sick of women being labelled “feminist” (like that’s some dirty word or something :)) or “weirdo” as was mentioned above (eye-roll) just for bringing up or even wanting to talk about stuff like this. I have two little girls. This stuff is important to me. (If I had sons, it’d probably be even more important to me.)
Thanks to everyone for commenting. Jaundice, Elle, awesome…
And yeah, ANY time you speak up about this stuff and throw your questions into the mix, it’s good for everyone. I think this is a great venue for it actually.
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…And all this shit from a gossip article about who John Mayer’s putting his penis into.
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Right on, Zoe, fizXgirl314, Elle, etc
Gatsby G - funny you started all this “shit” (your word) by having a massive meltdown over a simple passing suggestion that douche is an offensive term. You seem to want to be obnoxious and dumb but when someone has a thought that differs or threatens you you rant and rave and put down everyone with the dumbest comments that make no sense
Take some responsibility for yourself, girl.
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He is a disgusting piece of slime. Turns my stomach.
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john already HAS denied being with jessica on his twitter, some weeks ago. jessica’s been in asia/europe and now south america, john has been in la and now nyc. i suggest you do some more research before making a posting.
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uh Kaiser, wake up… jm is a narcissistic, emotionally abusive ass!
are you really just figuring that out now?
please stop featuring him on this blog!
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Elle - I realize that my interpretation isn’t a common one - that’s why I took the time to explain my perspective.
To be fair, though, I think “douche” has become such a lazy slang that most people (average people on the street, not the thoughtful, intelligent crowd here) don’t really even think to equate “douche” with cleaning out lady parts.
I mean, for better or for worse, it’s been inundated into our cultural lexicon, and I think it’s taken on a new meaning unto itself. (”That douche stole my parking spot!”) I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying it’s only going to be as offensive as you allow it to be.
As for the “N” word - I’m not about to touch that. Whereas “douchebag” has been popularized by fratboys playing grabass, the “n” word carries with it a very long and complex history of hate. “Douche” might range from obnoxious to mildly offensive in our pop culture, but there’s no mistaking the heaviness of the “n” word. It’s gross, and I’m not about to defend such a hateful word.
I really appreciate having this discussion and hearing what other intelligent, opinionated women have to say. I very much consider myself a proud feminist (who was raised by a very proud feminist), so I felt the need to throw in my two cents.
I see your perspective, and I appreciate it - I don’t feel the need to change anyone’s opinion. I’ve taken so many human sexuality courses in college that, for me, “douche” is equated with a laughably useless “tool”, and I just thought it might be worthwhile to take that into consideration.
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He would not know the meaning of “keep quiet” if it hit him in the face.
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They’re both idiots.
First off he’s disgusting, but we already knew that, so no suprise there and she’s a pathetic retard (and I mean that in the sense that her mental level must not surpass that of a 4th grader).
I could care less about either and I stopped caring about Jessica when it was found out what a slag she was by cheating on Nick Lachey with Bam Margera (really?) and that lead singer.
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Thanks for responding JaundiceMachine.
I did appreciate your original post as it made me think about the word in an entirely new way. I agree, it’s nice to hear an intelligent perspective about these issues. Have a good day! -
John Mayer is a douche! Haha! Sorry, I couldn’t resist! Who knew this thread could erupt into such a bloody controversy? Now I hope “bloody” doesn’t offend anyone! : )
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Awww looks like the children actually learned something in summer school. HEY! This is not the meaning of the word douche in 21st century conversation messaging board. Go get friends and a life! Stop fighting over that stupid word! You people are worse than John Mayer and that stupid bimbo that keeps falling for it.
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Is it me, or is John Mayer a vulture or scavenger on mentally abusing and or picking up on emotionally insecure women…Simpson=>Aniston=>Simpson..and then Simpon=>Loser Tony=>Aniston =>Loser Mayer Simpson=>Mayer..this is a sick cycle of two women who have obviously don’t see what most mild tempered normal Hollywierd people see….”Don’t Date Him Gurl”…..RUN!!!
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What are you people are talking about? Gatsby Girl was just stating an opinion. Think Twice is the one who went off like a rambling kook. I can’t stand people like this - when you disagree with them it makes you a “psycho”.
Gatsby girl, get off this site and save yourself from this negative ridiculousness. I don’t even agree with you (I do think Douche is a harmful word toward women) but these people are treating you like shit for no reason.
Douches!
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He looks like a total putz.
Make that Putz.(capitol P)
Who the hell is he anyhow ?
Never heard of him.Jessi looks like she is putting on some poundage too.
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UGH! Who cares if she and he are scrogging or not? It’s their business and if she wants to be desperate, let her be desperate, it is in her make-up. If Mayer is a douche, well she obviously likes that type of man.
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