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Tuesday night, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz stopped by (via video hookup) Jay Leno’s suckfest new show. Cruise and Diaz are about to start working on Witchita, their first film together since 2001’s Vanilla Sky. Is it weird that I generally like Cameron and Tom together? They seem to have a genuine friendship, and they really do seem to enjoy each other’s company. Anyway, because Cameron has the sense of humor of a 13-year-old boy, the conversation swung to strips clubs and sex - thankfully not farts, body odor and poop, Cameron’s other favorite subjects. Now, all of this TMI isn’t really Cameron’s fault, but I have to blame someone:
Jay Leno introduced a new segment on his talk show Tuesday night called “Ten @ Ten,” in which the host “makes house calls” to celebrities and asks them 10 random questions.
Speaking via satellite from the Worcester, Mass. set of their new movie “Wichita” was Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.
The actors, who previously co-starred in “Vanilla Sky,” were game to answer anything from their guilty pleasures, fast food preferences and strip club visits.
When asked who spends more time in the make-up chair, Diaz sarcastically joked, “Please, do I look like I wear rouge?”
“Clearly me, Jay,” joked Cruise.
Cruise, 47, also denied ever going to a strip club, resulting in the audience booing the actor.
“I never have been. Sorry to disappoint you,” he answered. “I swear, if I went I would say, ‘Jay, yeah of course, I went.”
The actor also showed off his musical chops by singing a line from Stevie Wonder’s hit song, “Isn’t She Lovely,” a tune he sings when putting his 3-year-old daughter, Suri, to bed.
Diaz, 37, admitted her guilty TV pleasure is watching all the “Real Housewives” shows, whereas Cruise sticks to ESPN.
Leno finished the segment by asking the most uncomfortable question for Cruise: “What are you better at? Flying or sex?”
“I try to excel in all areas and I’ve never been asked for a refund,” he answered. “[Sex with me] is like flying.”
TMI, Tom. TMI.
[From the New York Daily News]
Yeah, I totally believe Tom has never been in a strip club (“What’s that smell? Is that a tuna melt?”). What I don’t buy is that Tom has never been involved in any kind of sex-refund situation. But that’s the kicker, isn’t it? Tom says he has never been asked for a refund. No mention of whether he has asked for a refund. I’m not saying Tom Cruise has hired a string of male prostitutes to service his “Little Xenu”, I’m just saying that if he did, and he wasn’t happy with the service, he would ask for a refund. And by the way, when I first read the transcript, I read “Flying or sex” as “flying oral sex” - which totally sucked.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Cameron Diaz, Gross, Jay Leno, Sex, Tom Cruise
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30 Responses to “Tom Cruise: Sex with me is like flying, but with no refunds”
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She is so cute. She seems like such a genuinely nice person.
He still makes me nervous to watch him when he’s not acting.
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I really liked Vanilla Sky. Don’t really know anything about Wichita. That chromed out P-51 mustang war bird that Tiny Tom owns is oh so sweet.
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Ewww-I’d rather not think about him having sex at all.
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I’ve only seen two instances of Jay’s new show so far (Kanye & now this), but each time made me uncomforable. It’s like Jay’s trying too hard to be edgy right out of the gate and it just comes across as awkward for everyone, especially the interviewee.
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What Zoe said. She is likeable. He is kind of scary. There’s just something I can’t quite pinpoint…like him as an actor? OK. Trust him? Not.
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That’s interesting that he uses the word refund when talking about sex - it’s such a strange comment - unless, he himself has paid for sex!! So I think he’s probably hired prostitutes in the past - takes away from his squeaky clean image…I also don’t believe he’s never been to a strip club - maybe not since the 80s but he’s definitely been.
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Two of the most INSUFFERABLE people on earth. Just listening to either one of them makes my gag reflexes kick in. Excuse me now I have to run to the bathroom.
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Cruise reminds of the little boys on the playground who always wanted to play with the big kids and never fit in, (and still doesn’t = )
(So I’ll find a belief system in which I’ll appear really smart, and become a Theta VIII = )
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Yeah, I believe Cruise watches ESPN. Just not for the sports.
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He probably meant that you’d wish you could just fly away after sex with him. Get gone. Just kidding.
Cam rocks!
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lol lucy… (thumbs up)
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No one would ask him for a refund because they’d be scared shitless.
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There’s something not right with Tom Cruise. Creepy. Just the merest whiff of the idea of him having sex is icky-icky-poo-poo.
Cameron’s cute, but why she is associating herself with this creepy sociopath is beyond me. -
weird, i didnt think there was much candid or real about either of them. he comes off as trying too hard and she comes off like a bimbo.
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maybe what tom meant was having sex with him is like flying because it involves pilot uniforms, bad food, uncomfortable chairs and a rocky landing? i dunno…he confuses me.
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lol @ Zoe - so true!
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If your schedule allows you to postpone having sex with Tom, will you get vouchers to have sex with two real men to use at some point in the future (continental US only, blackout dates apply)?
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ummmm….ew.
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Cameron totally helped TC manage the question. He was so thrown off guard; I loved it!
Tom couldn’t handle a strong woman closer to his own age like Cameron; he had to get a little girl and turn her into a fem-bot. Something about him is ICKY -
More like, sex with Tom Cruise is like flying in a airplane and first class is full of oiled naked men with Katie Holmes sobbing in business class.
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k, I watched this interview the other night and both my hubby and I looked at each other and said “they’re doing it”. Now I have always believed him to be gay but there was something there between both of them. Watch the clip and see what you think? Seriously, they’re doing it.
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He’s right about sex with him is like flying, because you need a barf bag.
Cruise is gay!!!
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Barf…I really was hoping this was about something else (*questions why I clicked on the link*)
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I’m sure he needs Viagra by the handfuls or makes Katie dress like a guy.
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are you serious? that was so lame. asking tom about sex is like asking the queen of england about sex. it just isn’t done!!!
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Every rags on Tom Cruise, but I like the guy. I think scientology is wack, but besides that.
It kinda shit how people hate him just because it’s cool. -
Tom stays on ESPN? Who knew, I had him noted more for a BRAVO type of person…
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Ewww, just ewww.
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Flying….did he mean in a space ship or flying saucer.
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I like it when actors and actresses are candid like this. Makes me relate to them more as a “real” person than a star.
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