What power does Nicole Richie have over men? Not only does she get them to cream their pants almost immediately, but they brag about it afterwards. First Busta Rhymes is proud that he gave it to her “real quick” and now director Kevin Smith says that his friend Jason Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame lasted less than a minute with Richie in a bathroom:

Oh no they didn’t has the unrated version from a student who says he was at Smith’s speech and heard the sordid sex in the bathroom tale.

If Richie is going to sleep around, at least she’s realistic and doesn’t expect her throwaways to have staying power. You’ve got to hand it to her, she’s not some weepy chick who think it means something. Our respect for Ms. Richie is growing. Girl power. [via]