Britney Spears cries after hearing she’s among Maxim’s unsexiest


Like Madonna, Britney Spears must not watch the news on television or go on the Internet, although it Britney’s case it’s probably not deliberate. She’s never home and spending a few moments paying attention to the news might cut into her busy shopping and driving schedule. Britney hadn’t heard yet that she was among the top five unsexiest women in Maxim’s latest misogynistic poll. She decided to head to a Maxim-sponsored party at the last minute, but when someone in her camp broke the news to her that she scored high on their unsexiest list she got all weepy and just resumed her random drive:

As Britney Spears drove aimlessly around the streets of Los Angeles Tuesday night following her shopping spree to find the perfect crystal chandelier, sources tell OK! that the thought occurred to her to make a surprise appearance at one of the evening’s big-ticket A-list events: The Maxim magazine-hosted launch party for the new Ubisoft video game Assassin’s Creed at Opera nightclub.

But the pop star never made the star-filled party, which included Heroes star Kristen Bell and The Hills’ Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. So what kept her from going in?

According to a pal of the pop star, despite the fact that she wasn’t on the invite list, “Brit started saying that Maxim had always been so good to her in the past and she didn’t want to miss anything fun.” Well, that’s when she was informed that not only had she not made the cut of the magazine’s most recent “Hot 100” list, the new issue of Maxim actually labeled, along with Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh and Sarah Jessica Parker, one the five most “unsexy” women on the planet.

As one can imagine, Brit didn’t take this news well. “She started to pout and her eyes were filling up with tears. She had no idea there was such a thing as an Unsexy list and it came as a pretty big shock.”

[From OK! Magazine]

We deliberately ignore Britney here usually, partly for your sanity and partly for ours. It’s just too much work to cover Britney, because I have this OCD need to cover all the current stories that are out on a celebrity and that’s maddeningly difficult with the weave-wearing wonder. This one was just too good to pass up, though. Widdle Britney had her feelings hurt, aww.

Meanwhile Britney has been hauled into court for missing 8 out of 14 scheduled drugs tests. Her lawyer offered the ridiculous explanation that she sleeps late because she’s a “pop star” (who doesn’t promote her album or tour) and elicited laughs in the court room when she told the judge “You are not a pop star with a number one album, so you don’t know.”

Part of the problem was that Britney changes her cell phone number all the time, so the judge said that she must provide a working number for the drug testing facility to contact her. She has never failed a drug test. The visitation arrangement with her two boys will remain the same.

While we were ignoring Britney she also left her children in the care of her court-appointed monitor while she went chandelier shopping, bought a $200k Mercedes, and ran over a second person’s foot with her car – the old one. Maybe she’s ditching it because it had too many bad memories for her, and too many dents from her various moving violations.

Here’s Britney buying that car on 11/7. She purchased a new 2008 Mercedes SL65 worth 200k. I would talk about her see-through shirt, but it’s Britney and she’s wearing a bra and the shirt almost covers her stomach so you have to give her credit.

She is also shown hiding her lips with her cellphone while out driving with her two boys. It looks like Jayden is sleeping as his head is slumped over. My son does that too, but we usually put a Bucky head pillow on him so it’s more comfortable when he’s sleeping. (Little old ladies would always scold me when he was sleeping in his stroller slumped over. Sometimes the stroller doesn’t go back and there’s nothing you can do.) The court appointed monitor is there too, but she’s trying to hide by ducking down.

Thanks to Splash News for these pictures.

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