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As CB reported the other day, Russell Brand and Katy Perry are the new hot couple. If you think either of them is “hot”. I don’t really care for Katy Perry, but Russell’s okay in the “I wouldn’t have sex with that walking venereal disease, but I’d flirt with him in a bar” sort of way. These are some new pictures from the Paris John Galliano show – apparently, Russell and Katy decided to take their relationship to the next level – sitting together at a fashion show. And posing for pictures during and after. Russell looks like he’s on drugs, doesn’t he? Or is that just how his eyes always look? The Daily Mail and other British sources are claiming that Russell basically followed Katy to Paris, and that he’s been “playing the doting boyfriend”. Hmm… what’s he after?
Anyway, cute couple. And they’ve made a whole… what has it been? One week? Two, maybe? They’re in love and it will be forever and ever! This must be what is going through Katy’s mind, if this tragic piece of Page Six gossip is any indication. Apparently, Katy lives for the moment. She doesn’t give a thought to what will happen when her relationship with Russell ends. And it will end. Badly. But not before Katy gets a chance to give Russell a digital record of her boobs.
Russell Brand and Katy Perry are heating up. The womanizing actor, who first locked lips with the “I Kissed a Girl” singer at an MTV Video Music Awards after-party, recently texted her a love poem he wrote himself, according to a friend. “It was cute,” our source says. “And the best part is that Katy responded by sending him a topless photo of herself.” A rep for Perry didn’t get back to us.
[From Page Six]
Ladies, do not do this. Not even if you’re dating a guy who is nothing like Russell Brand. Not even if the guy you’re dating would never, ever, pinkie-swear NEVER show the photos to all of his guy friends, never send any kind of naked picture to your boyfriend. I know I sound like your granny, I know I sound like a prude, but do not do this. Never send pictures of your boobs to a man. Especially when it’s Russell Brand! What the hell was Katy thinking? Oh, right. She wasn’t. Is Russell the only guy around who can give these girls orgasms? Young Hollywood really needs to invest in some vibrators.
Here are Katy Perry and Russell Brand at Paris Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2010 Ready To Wear – John Galliano show yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.com .
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Boobs, Katy Perry, Nude, Russell Brand
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even though russell is a very smart and dare i say brilliant man . i still can’t fathom how his lothario ways didn’t stop katy perry from giving this relationship a shot .
she just may end up being another notch on his bedpost.
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Kaiser, you said it! It’s important to keep in mind with any man, but Russell Brand? He’s not exactly discreet. He and Jonathan Ross got into trouble a while back for making crank calls to an actor during a radio show. Russell had slept with the actor’s granddaughter and repeatedly referenced it on the man’s answering machine. If this story is true, then we can probably expect to see Katy’s topless pics in 3…2…
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All I an keep thinking s how little self respect she must have to ever have gotten within 50 yards of a man who behaves like this.
Alot of men do— but at least we all KNOW behaves this way and thus can spare ourselves the humiliation of being used…. yet she actually willingly goes after this guy?? Wow…
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Meh, for a minute this will keep her in the news. It wont last long, and I don’t think either party will mind when it ends. If he releases her booby photos, she sells 100,000 records. These things, which people seem to make such a big deal about, usually end in benefiting the person in the end, so obviously we aren’t all as repulsed by the idea as we like to pretend we are.
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Hey, might as well show them while they’re young and perky!
He looks like you could scrape the dirt off him with a snow scraper.
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Would not touch this guy with a ten foot pole…he’s gross looking (greasy)
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I have self-respect (I think? i used to…hmmm…) and I’d totally get in 50 yards of the brand. He’s totally my type. Disgusting hot, cocky, confident, swagger-y, you know?
But Damn Kaiser…why couldn’t you have written this post like mid-july and given me this advice then. I swear to god seeing it in print like that from an outside (and thus stable) perspective really does illustrate how dumb it is to send booby pics. But…what do you think if it was just from the neck down? No face? anyone?
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she’s just a little slut dying to get out of her Christian singer background . . .this will help
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Such a stupid thing to do.
Ladies, please don’t give anyone pictures of your nudeness – you never know where they’ll end up.
I find Brand to be exceptionally disgusting. That’s just my perspective.
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@mollination- same problem here. though I included face.
Russell is totally my type. I would happily loose all my self respect and dignity for him!
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Mollination & Mila – Just. Say. No. Although I think if your face isn’t in the pics, it’s not *as* bad, but you still have to think to yourself every day “Why did I do that?”
I have to admit, if I didn’t know so much about Brand’s sketchy conquests, he would be my type too.
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Mollination -Neck down would be better, wouldn’t highly recommend it. Unless you have you name or paw prints like Eve’s tatooed on – then I would avoid it. And maybe suggest laser removal.You want something that doesn’t last – like a photo that self destructs or an etch-a-sketch.
Back in over the top clothes. Not as tacky as usual but she looked so pretty yesterday in the simple, solid colored dresses. Barbie would love it – although against my better judgment I kind of like it but wouldn’t wear it.
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The cute couple has been together since last Friday when Katy picked up a pamplet that said, “Life with herpes isn’t all bad– You can now date Russell Brand without reservation! Ask your doctor if Russell is alright for you.”
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Why did I think he was gay???
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Sage, sage advice, Kaiser.
I wonder if he will stop dressing like a goth ringmaster now? I am really sick of the greasy nappy chesthair. However it seems he has stopped wet-towelling the back of his head, so there’s a small improvement.
I’ve always thought he was a scumbag. He dresses like he thinks he’s some hair rock god, but he’s not even a musician so there’s no excuse. Being sleazy is not attractive, original, or cute. Katy can’t help herself right now because the crotch speaks a powerful game, but she’ll wise up at some point. Depends upon how much self-esteem she has.
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now that is a nasty lookin couple…
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You want something that doesn’t last – like a photo that self destructs or an etch-a-sketch.
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@ Lindsay LOL, Dude that was brilliant.
For real ladies? That man is disgusting! He sure seems to bring the animal instinct in some of you.
And someone pointed out he is smart? He seems that he only has two neurons to rub together.
No, I declare that Lindsay is the brilliant one! I am still laughing… ha ha
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Mollination: I think no face shots are fine, as long as you don’t have anything identifiable on your boobs, like tattoos, piercings, scars etc, cause then you can deny deny deny!
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Let the famewhores famewhore, I say! I’m not exactly worried about it “ending badly”. They are happy as long as the cameras are flashing.
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I like Katy Perry and hope she dumps this stroke before getting something nasty.
She’s beautiful and talented and can do so much better.
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Well she kissed a girl and liked it so Russell Brand is obviously up her swinging little street. i think they look good together and good luck to them. It’ll be fun while it lasts and who knows, maybe they’re the next Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.
I think Russell’s a bit yucky too but on the other hand I would love to know what he’s really like in bed so I’d probably give it a go if I was tanked up on a few wines.
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What is it with women that send naked pictures of themselves to guys? I bet Russell didn’t send any of himself to Katy. He’s too smart (contrary to how he looks) for something daft like that.
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Ugh he is not attractive at all. What is she doing with him?
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I read somewhere else that Katy sent Russell a photo of her cleavage with the word “Poem” written on her skin. I think it may have been the Daily Mail.. which may be more reliable than Page Six. So, no topless photos. And I agree with everyone who thinks Russell is sexy.
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Why hasn’t anyone stopped to consider that maybe she knows of his manwhoring ways, doesn’t care, and gasp! –Maybe she’s the same and in it for fun as well. It doesn’t always have to be about love. Maybe she just wants to get laid. And have a good drug connection, because you KNOW he does. lol
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HAHA good on them. get in there russell. yass there both hot as so i hope they last. Go on my son.
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Why on God’s green earth would the comely Katy Perry send pics of those succulent breats to that hirsute guttersnipe Russell?! Instead of to me?
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If Katy is going to send Russell or any other guy for that matter pornographic photos then she is going to have to dill with the consequences of them maybe one day showing up in the public eye. I’m also a fan of Russell’s and find him quite sexy and wouldnt mind seeing him in action in the bedroom.
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I can’t wait until that picture is leaked! I’m dying to see those boobs!!!!
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oh oh oh oh he is hot(not as hot as noelio) katy perry is a lucky biatch.
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