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For those of you who think there’s something creepy about Madonna’s relationship with Jesus Luz, I’ll have you know you’re totally wrong. Their name thing is just a total coincidence. The age difference means nothing. Same for the wide gap between her income and his. And there is certainly nothing – nothing – creepy about her buying him his first apartment. Nothing. Why in the world would anyone think he’s just her boy toy?
MADONNA is buying toyboy lover JESUS LUZ a £1.7million gaff in New York. The Queen Of Pop has decided it’s a bit too early for the model to move in with her and the kids. In other words, there was no room at the inn for Jesus. But Madge wants her new fella to live within walking distance of her £25million townhouse in the Upper East Side and is willing to pay for the, ahem, pleasure. The singer has given her estate agents the nod to sort him a flat. It will be in his name even though she is coughing up the huge wedge to buy it.
A source said: “Em is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved… She’s told them to spend no more than £1.7million and the pad has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought… She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on.”
Jesus must feel like he can walk on water. He has landed on his feet big time, even if it means making the beast with two backs with a woman old enough to be his mum.
[From The Sun]
“Making the beast with two backs.” I love that. I had to check Wikipedia to make sure, and it definitely means sex. But somehow it also sounds to me like The Sun is calling Madonna a beast. I get an image of a two-humped camel with Madge’s face. And they sure make it sound like it’s an obligation instead of a joy, which imagine beast sex probably would be. Anyway… sorry, I’m sort of stuck on that phrase now…
Madge has now taken over every area of Jesus’ life. Though it sounds like she’s making a genuine effort to help him out as well – if the apartment is in just his name, it’s not like she’s making a real estate investment. He’ll get to keep it when they break up. But that’s also why their relationship seems sort of parent/child. She helps him in ways that are genuinely kind, like working on his career in modeling and learning how to deejay – but it’s strange to have his girlfriend finance that sort of thing. And his home. And yes I normally think the same thing about an older man and a younger woman, though that’s obviously much more common. Whenever there are shades of a parent relationship there, it creeps me out a bit. Oh well, at least Jesus will have a nice play to call home when one of these two comes to their senses.
Here are Madonna and Jesus in New York City on September 15th. Images thanks to INF Photo.
Written by JayBird
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24 Responses to “Madonna buying NYC apartment for Jesus Luz”
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He knows all he has to do is wait it out and be patient until she moves onto the next jailbait. And when she dumps him, he’ll have name recognition, probably a modeling contract/acting career if he doesn’t already, and tons of Madonna-bought luxuries.
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Hey, if I was a divorced, aged pop star with more money than a mafia boss, I’d totally take on a boy toy. He sits around and looks pretty, and she doesn’t mind paying for it. It seems to work for them, so why the heck not? Never been a huge Madge fan, but that woman probably deserves to have her fun before her last gasp as a…*ahem*…erm, young, attractive star.
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I actually feel ashamed of saying that… Jesus is pretty cute. The reason being is that I am older than Jesus, but Waaaay younger than Madonna, at least by two decades and a half.
But still it just feels weird, let alone banging the kid!
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Ahhhh….nothing like the smell of reverse sexism. Everyone turns a blind eye to the many older, wealthy men that do the exact same thing on a daily basis and it also seems quite okay that these men often have mistresses. Gee, there are even people here that think it’s okay for 40-something perverts to have sex with 13-year-old girls. Apologists all round and what’s good for the good ol’ boys obviously isn’t good for the ladies. I guess that thing between their legs makes it all alright. But god forbid that women of wealth and power such as Madonna or Cher should have their boytoy…WOW! Get over it Jaybird. Hope I’m still rockin’ the cradle when I am that age. The younger ones have more stamina in bed anyway…Besides, who wants some wilting sweating limp-dick?
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I really don’t get the “two backs” part. Can anyone elaborate?
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Wow, he looks like he could be her son in these pics. He can’t even grow in a full beard yet!
He’s definitely hot, but this relationship is pretty creepy. It’s gross when old men date college girls too (looking at you Mr. Letterman and you Mr. Joel!).
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when two peeps are doin’ it missionary style, ya got “two back”–get it??
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Does this really come as any shock to anyone? Seriously, the woman is a cougar and has been for the longest time - she’s just now blatantly showing us her true colors!
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Wow, that is so nice of Madonna! I wish my mom would buy me a swanky apartment! Oh wait….
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the “beast with two backs” comes from Shakespeare’s Othello.
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Anyone even notice the other guy in the last picture looks like he could be Jesus’ brother or even twin?
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Jesus has a very weak, feminine chin. She can’t do better?
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Queenie. I’ve never seen anyone condone pedophilia on this site. Quit talking out of your (probably over sized) ass.
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Don’t like her, at all, but more power too her. I think he’s hot.
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I hope when i get to “M” age, i could be able to bang somthing like that. It’s like a youth serum…lol
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Everything she does is completely calculated to attract attention. I don’t think she’s ever had a spontaneous moment in her life. She is the yawning black hole of self-obsession and the only reason she’s with him, besides some youthful shagging, is to enhance her image.
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Jaded:
“Everything she does is completely calculated to attract attention. I don’t think she’s ever had a spontaneous moment in her life”Dude, truer words about Madonna haven’t been spoken!
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awww…KEVIN, you wish….I am sure you have a thing for oversized ass.
and if you are half way literate, you would see I never said anything specific to the people on this site…
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madonnas a sicko pervert, this guy only looks about 15, i know hes 22 or something, but when i see him i just think of a little boy, a child, hes only like ten years older than her daughter
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Lol. She’s got the money. He’s got the time. If it makes them happy, then who really cares? I think she’s kind to ensure he’s looked after. And I highly doubt that she chose him to get more attention. She only has to walk out her front door to get that. Jeez, why do people begrudge other peoples’ happiness? There’s no affair, no dirty secrets - just two people who care about each other.
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“Making the beast with two backs.” I love that. I had to check Wikipedia to make sure, and it definitely means sex.
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Doesn’t anyone read Shakespeare anymore? Boo hoo.
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Doesn’t anyone notice women’s roles are changing in society? Really if they are both happy it is no one’s business.
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“Making the beast with two backs” is a common slang term for sex. At least here in Australia, anyway.
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