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Megan Fox has been named the newest crotch of Armani underwear, replacing Victoria Beckham. This follows last week’s news that David Beckham’s big, black, bulging crotch was going to be replaced by Cristiano Ronaldo. So, Beckhams out, and Megan and Cristiano are in. Except that they aren’t going to be starring in bizarre, sketchy ads together, like Posh and Becks did. No, Megan’s crotch will be appearing in January, solo.
First Becks and now Posh! Less than a week after announcing that soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo would replace David Beckham as the face of Emporio Armani Men’s Underwear, the Italian design house has just announced Victoria Beckham’s hot replacement for the women’s campaign: Megan Fox!
Starting in January, the actress will show off her enviable curves in a worldwide print and billboard campaign for Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, WWD reports.
And while husband and wife team of David and Victoria did star in some ads together, Megan and Cristiano sadly won’t be teaming up in front of the lens.
[From People]
I know I talk a lot of smack about Megan Fox (mostly about how much I want to smack her) but I don’t think this is a horrible hire for Armani. While I think Megan has jacked her face through extensive plastic surgery, her body is pretty great, and she’ll probably be a good underwear model and increase Armani sales. Meanwhile, Cristiano isn’t really a household name in America - but I’m sure Armani wants him mostly for his international name recognition.
Interesting side note - a few months ago, the rumor was that Posh was going to be replaced by Angelina Jolie, who would “costar” in ads with David. David’s response to that was hilariously cryptic: “You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.” Because doing underwear ads = affair, right Goldenballs? Anyway, it’s interesting to me because Angelina was the rumored crotch first, but they ended up with Megan. Fascinating.
Images thanks to Rolling Stone.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Advertising, David Beckham, Fashion, Megan Fox, Victoria Beckham
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33 Responses to “Megan Fox replaces Victoria Beckham as the new crotch of Armani”
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She’s gotta find other career options now that Jennifer’s Body tanked.
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I wish actresses would just stick to acting. how much money do these people need for god sakes?
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She’s got nothing else going on at the moment, so she’s gonna continue being the ‘fame whore’ she is. Selling, OOPS, I mean, showing off her body! Isn’t that’s all she’s good for?
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Cristiano is overly tanned and gross, agreed, but the Perez Hilton crowd is def. familiar with him. Perez jocks Cristiano like whoa so there’s been a slew of shirtless pics of him over the past couple years!
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Megan Fox will drag down the quality of the brand. She isn’t classy enough for Armani. Baby Phat, maybe, but not Armani.
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Yeah cause I always lay on my counter when I’m cooking please what a tramp….Sorry these ads would not make me want to buy their underwear or anything else for that matter.
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She looks pretty hot, but so would I with my nose fixed and a hot Armani swimming suit thingy and my make-up done by a make-up artist and the lights exactly right so that they won’t see my flaws. Come on people! We are all beautiful!
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Who cooks bacon like that?
Her face is like right in front of the pan. Can anyone say “oil splatter burns”?
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I predict she is going to end up like Mischa Barton. Flavor of the moment, but will wind up with no career at all and will be utterly bewildered because of it.
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I’m going against the wave here and hate myself for saying that…..ugh….I like her. I can’t stand anything that comes out of her mouth…but she is absolutely gorgeous.
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i’m with you Eileen.
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She is beautiful, but how much of that beauty is real?
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Good. VBeckham doesn’t deserve to be a model for anything. Maybe in England but she’s not good enough for the rest of the world. Fox is a beauty. Love looking at her.
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She has an hot body and a great face….. in my opinion, shes a step or two above posh.
I dont think shes had a lot of work done, maybe just a nose and boob job(which, in my opinion, were not needed) so I think shes 90% real beauty.
She may talk a bunch of stupid sh*t, but who doesnt in their early twenties?
Hopefully she will grow out of this adolecent way of thinking….ASAP. -
I guess now that her acting career is over, it was this or a reality show.
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LOL I got my post removed yet again!
OKay Ill rephrase it:
MEGAn Foxarse is NOT a face I wanna see with an italian brand that is actually respected.
But then again at least magazines go into the trash anyway. So long as she doesnt pollute the silver screen again, I am content knowing that she’s in a trash can everywhere. It suits her perfectly.
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Get your hands off that Doctor Strange comic, you harlot! We all know you’ve never read a comic in your life.
Also, she gets cheaper and trashier in each new photo shoot.
Quick edit: in that second photo, is she “cooking” bacon? Hahahaha, they’re really trying to push the whole “Megan Fox is a girl guys can relate to” crap. Comics, bacon, and boobs.
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Gee, for people who don’t like Megan Fox, you pay a lot of attention to her. Hating much? And thinking her career is over ( not likely. She’s only 23 years old with only 3 movies under belt with more movies to come like Fathom,Jonah hex,The crossing, passion plays) , a slut, tramp, bitch fake, etc are not legitimate reasons to dislike her. Those are excuses.
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You know people are hating when they’re attacking somebody who’s not doing anything . This topic is only about Fox being the new underwear model for armani, which SHOULD’NT threathen anybody in any shape or form, yet you have idiots on this sight calling her an attention whore, tramp ( None of us know her well enough to claim such a thing ) trashy ( corny ass word ) etc. tsktsktskYou sad pathetic bunch.
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We have all common sense people, let’s use it. If you don’t like something, don’t dig in your pockets and pay attention to it. Some people don’t like baseball, so they’re not going to watch baseball. I don’t like American Idol, so i don’t watch American Idol. You don’t like Megan Fox, then don’t pay attention to Megan Fox. I’m sure nobody is threathening to put a bullet in your head if don’t watch her movies and interviews or look up headlines she may be in.
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Pardon all of the mistakes i made with my grammar in my other post. And I know i typed this already but to those who thinks her acting career is over ,the movies Fathom, The crossing and Passion plays are coming to theaters soon. So sit behind your keyboard & computer screen and exercise all the unecessary ranting your exercising right now. But at the end of the day, and your pathetic trivial complaints, you lose. Megan wins.
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I think it’s awesome. She’s my girlcrush and I’d love to see her in her underwear on a 20ft tall billboard.
I really don’t get all the hate directed at her. She’s a gorgeous young woman and I don’t begrudge her milking it for all it’s worth.
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Her face always looks weird, but yes, Megan is a beautiful girl. Posh was fierce, though, and it’s a totally different vibe when she models. I like Posh’s ads better.
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I don’t really dig her from what I’ve read, and I don’t think she has too much to offer as an actress, but I think Armani made a good choice.
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GL - You really had to post 4 times in a row? Do you not understand the point of paragraphs, or did you think we wouldn’t get your stupid point after just the first post? Either way, you come across as weird. What are you, Megan Fox’s girlfriend? It sounds like you kiss her picture every night before you fall asleep.
By the way, this is a gossip website. It’s not like I’m going to meganfox.com or something. I’m not searching out stories about this bitch just so I can complain about how vapid she is. This site has many gossip stories. I clicked on this one, just as I also clicked on all the others, and I looked at the pictures of Megan and found them riotously retarded. So I made a comment. End of story, really.
PS - in the future, if you’re so worried about the typos you make, take a moment before hitting “send” to read over what you wrote.
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I think she’s a great choice - for once, she won’t be talking!
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Megan Fox wins? I beg to differ, nobody of her caliber wins actually - they lose beyond losing. You see people have a careers, stable sustaining and always in demand. Like my feild in medicine, there will alway be a demand for nwurologists and cardiologists. Because medicine is a very reliable career- my mother is in her sixities and is still in demand and making a very good living. Fox has no career she lives a life in instablity and relies on jobs in order to get by but she has no profession- she chose to do that to herself when she thought dropping out of highschool was a good idea. Once she loses her appeal, her star dies and her looks fade thats it for her- which is why actors have side jobs or projects it’s never just a career. However people of the real world the ones with actual careers like us, will never depend on work or jobs and experience that inevilitable defeat Fox will experience, we retire when we choose to and feel we can- there is always a choice for us. Whereas Fox will never be able to say no to anything. She has to do everything she’s told Our live in that sense are better than hers and far more rewarding. WE win she loses.
I can only pity actors because when budgets get cut so do their pay checks, or even their roles- definately NOT the life of a winner. The same can be said for models - an ever bigger fall from grace.
STAY IN SCHOOL!
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Geez, Viper. you sound like a pharmacist I know who just got her doctorate from a mail order university in Idaho. Great that she’s educated but her husband makes hardly anything and they live in a dumpy house and she’s so bitter about not being pretty and attractive. Bitter about pretty women living in gorgeous homes while their husbands give them everything. I guess Liz Taylor should have stayed in school also.
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Armani should have hired Spencer and Heide; or at least I bet that’s what those two are thihnking — tee hee
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My choice in medcine is a feild that is always in use. Believe it or not most of the physicans of my class are all in it in a very business kind of way. They only have half the patients health in mind, the rest involves money. I on the other hand choose this area because neurology is anything but business it just so happens that it pays well. I also live in an area of the world where such doctors are desperately needed and there are merely a total of six in the whole country ( I am not kidding ) when my grandmother had her firststroke, it took 4 days before she was taken for a scan. My word meant nothing at the time because I was just a kid who happened to be obsessed with the brain, but I told them flat out it was a stroke just by looking at her eyes and face. My moms a doctor and when she finally got to us she said teh same thing. Once they got the scan it came out negitive and we were anything but satisifed so my mother and I went to a woman who had come from india who too was a neurologist and had her take a look at a new scan of my grandmother. Low and behold there was the vessle -for a patient with alzhimerz it’s a death sentence if not caught because it’s not as if the suffering can speak or even react in a cooperative way and show any sort of sign at all esspeically my grandmothers case where she was already staring and slumped to begin with. So the neurologist saw it and I was looking at it and my mother showed the so called speicalist and asked him ‘how could you NOT see that” so I promised myself this was my feild. I actually wanted to be a genius and used to dream about finding the cure for the diamentia but that was a loving grand-daughters dream who just wanted her grandmother back. It’s not a torture I would wish on anyone - it’s agony pure agony for me and my mother since we both had her in our lives since day one. My grandmother is still alive, bed ridden and very much a veg to anybody ignorant. But I can tell you guys this, she’s in there. She hears and understands whats going on even if its a mircosecond. But she smiled and she mummbles and still has an iron grip and very much recognizes me and pokes fun of my big butt - literally she pokes me! LOL I love her and do miss her everyday. The child in me still wants her back too. But the adult me knows that she can only degenerate further until God decides her suffering is over.
It’s good to rant sometimes.
And for the record I am not unpretty I’m actually a natural beauty. I don’t do anything except lay on some lipalm because I have a nasty habit of biting my lips when IM studying. Also Liz Taylor??? Are you kidding?! The woman lived a miserable life full of heartbreak and disappointments. They all lived miserable empty lives surrounded by the insignificant. Only Aundry Hephburn do I consider with high regard. She KNEW how it all worked and faded away the way she wanted, like herself - full of grace and surrounded by people she loved. Not to mention all her work at the UN.
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You sound bitter as hell GatsyGal. 1. You sound bitter as hell Gatbygal. You’re the kind of people i actually based my other post about. It seems that you actually MISSED my point. 2. Megan’s bf is brian A Greene. Didn’t you know? 3. Megan Fox pictures? I’m not that obsessed with her. 4. Bitch? You don’t know Megan that well. Interviews don’t count. Meet up with her, have a convo with her, then judge. Oh Viper, i am in school. Try again. Honestly, how hard is it to stay away from something you don’t like.
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And yes Megan wins. She’s doing movies and posing for magazine covers, obviously doing pretty good with herself and you’re behind a computer screen complaining about her. She’s obviously much better off than you are. Oh yeah, joking about the school part. I meant everything else. By the way Gatsbygal sorry i got your name wrong . TWICE! ( sarcasm ). But my typos was kind of on point at the last post don’t you think ? ( puts flamesuit on ).
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That soccer guy is gross! So is Megan Fox.
Haha! New crotch!
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