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There are few single men out there more repulsive than Jon Gosselin. At least to me. Everything about him, from his personality to his behavior to his appearance, makes me want to crawl inside myself and weep for the state of humanity. Or at least for the state of dating. And though his soon-to-be ex-wife Kate may very well strike most men as the female equivalent in terms of undesirable, there’s a close number two out there, and she’s just as eager for attention: Octomom. Yes, Nadya Suleman is back in the news, but luckily not for popping out any more kids. Naw, she just had to let Radar know that she think Jon Gosselin is a total hottie. I’ll excuse you while you rush to the bathroom.
In an exclusive interview Nadya Suleman told RadarOnline.com that she thinks Jon Gosselin is quite the catch! “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Octo-Mom exclusively told RadarOnline.com. Going one step further, Nadya even said: “I think he’s hot!”
As for dating, Nadya doesn’t recommend it to Kate. “I don’t think any single mother of any amount of kids should start dating,” Nayda said. Maybe realizing that she didn’t want to be alone forever, she will relent on the no-dating rule “when the kids are older.”
Nadya hasn’t shied away from the public eye, but she did have words of support for Kate in her very messy and public divorce: “I feel for her. I wish everyone would leave her alone. I’m sure she trusts herself and trusts that she’s strong enough to handle it.”
As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported, Jon & Kate Plus 8 will end in November and Nadya, despite rumors of her own reality show, said she thinks that’s the best situation for the Gosselin brood. “I think it’s exploitative,” she opined. “I don’t care what the dollar amount would be, it’s not worth it, it’s not healthy for the kids, it’s not beneficial for them.”
[From Radar]
The best part is that if you watch the actual video on Radar’s site, Nadya claims not to know the Gosselins are getting divorced. “They’re divorced? Really?” In this incredulous-with-a-hint-of-possibility tone. She also says she “thinks he’s hot” – and the way she pronounces hot is sort of lecherous and creepy. Maybe that’s just because it’s Octomom saying it, but I didn’t need to hear it. Then Radar’s people ask Nadya what she thinks about Jon dating a 22-year-old. Hello, she already said she didn’t even know he was getting divorced, she’s probably not up on the details of his love life! But again, it’s followed with, “He’s dating!? Really?” from Nadya, barely suppressing her excitement. You can practically see the dollar signs in her eyes.
Then the Radar guy asks, “Why do you think women are so attracted to Jon?” Nadya snickers then responds, “I said he’s hot! What are you talking about? He looks cute in purple too…” I know Nadya’s a busy woman, what with the bazillion kids and all, but I think she might want to clear her schedule for an eye doctor’s appointment. I’d recommend a shrink (for a variety of reasons, Jon Gosselin just being one of them) but that’s a longer-term commitment than she’d be willing to make.
Strangely, I can’t think of any pair that would make a more perfect reality TV couple. They’re both fame and money hungry. She thinks he’s cute. He has sort of… strange taste. I don’t want to call his chicks unattractive, I’ll just say that – to me – they’re not conventionally attractive. And I’m sure Jon would do great with another 14 kids. Note the sarcasm. Anyway, I bet you anything we see them grabbing dinner together (“as friends!”) in the next six months.
Here’s Nadya at the park yesterday with some of her kids. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .
Written by JayBird
Posted in Jon Gosselin, Nadya Suleman
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OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN NOOOOOOOOO!
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YUCK!!!!!!!
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Jaybird is hilarious. The way this story is written cracks me up!
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Im so happy her 5 minutes of fame are up! We dont see her on here (or any other site) nearly as much as we did before. Hooray!
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She looks like a fat-lipped bug.
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Omg! This is the trashy tabloid hook up that I want to see!
Jon and Nadia with 22.
Epic.
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Reading all the comments on the tons of blogs and how many people said that after the Heene incident that Nadya was going to come up with something insane soon to get attention and they were right.
Of course she knows he’s divorced, of course she knows everything because she’s in the big competition cat fight with Kate. Remember? She’s just saying this to get to Kate. So obvious.
Someone at Dlisted photoshopped a Kate Gosselin possum haircut on Nadja for their avie and without her Angelina Jolie wannabe hair, I thought it was a guy. Andrew Cunanan to be exact.
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Jon’s fat and ugly, period! This isn’t even factoring how morally repugnant I find him to be. Kate is MUCH prettier, than Jon is handsome, no question.
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22 kids? Couldn’t they open their own school and get all kinds of federal subsidies? Federal free lunch and all? I heard that is right up Nadya’s alley. She could be Douchebag’s mentor! And then when she starts making big money maybe she can pay back the millions of dollars that we working people were forced to contribute (thru taxes)for the birth and care of her children that are supposed to be HER responsibility.
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I now see why she was so jealous of Kate and ripping up her pictures – not that Jon is anything to be jealous over – but to each his own.
Nadya should not talk about dating when she had six children and then went to get implanted and ended up with eight more – maybe if she was dating she would not have had the time to have so many kids (ironic) LOL.
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Don’t her kids just look miserable? It’s sad they will never get to experience a happy childhood.
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Grown woman + pigtails = NO
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This …….does……not……..compute!
That couple would be like a war crime! Vile, disgusting and historically inappropriate!
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John seems to like them very young and pretty skinny – poor Octomom.
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I bet we could people to chip in and buy thing a teeny tiny private island surrounded by shark infested waters. Build little huts and they can be the “village” it takes to raise kids. No cameras, no Blackberrys, no communication, and no more famehoaring and attention from the media. Of course I wouldn’t force the kids to go and I would allow them to leave the island, but not their parents.
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more proof she’s CRAZY!!!! life we needed it…..
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She has 14 kids, he has 8. 22 kids, huh?
Jon is not desirable at all, but believe me, there’s FAR far worse out there. I mean, come on. You’re gonna tell me he’s worse than that toothless guy who hangs out at the gas station in short shorts talking to bugs?
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit..
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bahahahahhahahahah
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Ya know, we have a national obesity problem and the nausea this coupling would engender might just slim us down some.
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I just saw Hailey in a tacky outfit on Radar. She looked like like a chubby Queens hooker, and Jon was pimpin’ her!
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of course she’s attracted to him, he has fame and she’s a famewhore
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If this duo hooked up, this would blow Jen Aniston and Brangelina out the media window!
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Octohussy and Fat Blowfish represent two of the worst aspects of our fame-addled culture. but of course neither are as bad as Balloon Dad. he should divorce his wife and marry Possum-Hair. full circle yes?
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Of course she thinks he’s “hot”, she loves/wants anything that makes her somebody else.
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Big deal if they do date and Nayda is not that unattractive. I am sure you are no beauty queen yourself.
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Whatever, she’s just trying to get in the news. And she succeeded.
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WTH, did she forget to get her triple X regular collagen injection for her upper lip?
I think she thinks hooking up with Jon will make her the Brangelina of the Z List world. That thought just scares me.
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Are you kidding? That’s a match made in heaven, a classic example of that Air Supply song – “Two less lonely crazies in the world”!They each have a pulse and a desire to use their kids for fame and money – Priceless! What’s she got -like 14 kids plus his 8? TLC could have a hayday with that! Bet when he finds out Octomom thinks he’s hot he takes his socks off to add up how much money he could make! This is great news!
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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I’m sick of people getting famous by popping out babies like a pez dispenser.
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She’s too old for him, he likes em dumb and young.
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The perfect couple, IMO.
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It looks like the implants in her upper lip have either shrunk or slipped. Either way it’s ugly
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