Stylish Celebrity Escapism
Contributing Writers
Mar 27
'06
Oceans 13 to be released July, 2007


Even though it hasn’t started shooting yet, Warner Brothers announced today that Oceans 13 is slated for release in July of next year. We thought that the only good things about Oceans 12 were the hot guys and the good music, which makes it hard to turn off the sound while you’re watching. The plot was strung together loosely and we don’t remember much about it except for some heists and the fact that the dialogue seemed too casual.

George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon will star again, with Ellen Barkin - yes Ellen Barkin - announced as Damon’s love interest. That has to be a mistake. The woman is almost 52 years old! It must be a pity role after her recent unexpected divorce from mogul Ron Perelman.

E! Online’s incomprehensible Ted Casablanca seems to suggest that Pitt and Clooney can’t agree on when to start filming the latest excuse to get their hot asses together on screen. Pitt wants to start soon so that he will be available for the birth of his child, while Clooney needs a break so that he can continue sexing up Krista Allen until he’s ready to dump her next month. Matt Damon is presumed to be diplomatic as usual, despite the upcoming birth of his first child.

Here is Pitt flying in Avignon, France on Friday. He’s certainly taking plenty of flying lessons and may get Jolie’s approval soon.

Pictures [via]

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Movies, Photos

On-Page Comments are closed.

Add a comment in pop-up window
(for posts before 4/21/08)
On April 21, 2008, comments were moved from the pop-up Haloscan format onto the page. Older posts still use the Haloscan comments for discussions, and you are welcome to comment there. All new posts use on-page commenting.

Recent Comments:
  • Monique: I don’t see her comments as “crazy-old-lady” at all. If nothing else, she sounds saner...
  • SeVen: ” I shall smite thee with thy penis in his holy name until thee repent from thy evil ways oh unholy...
  • daisy424: Kaiser, you’re right, forgot about the Haunted Houses. Love Charlie B too :wink: ER; Corn mazes,...
  • SeVen: the NE got the first one right … whos to say this one isnt? Although from the first article they seemed...
  • geronimo: Marcia Cross looks gorgeous here, love all those Autumn shades…
  • reasonstobecheerfulpart2: Thanks guys - really interesting. Sounds like a lot of fun. We have just finished our...
  • geronimo: @Because I say so - I’ve always liked Sam, very grounded, very much her own person. Have little...
  • xiaoecho: Because I say So……They are ‘cute’ because they are so obviously in love, you have...
 
 

Celebitchy is a celebrity gossip site written by several independent authors. The opinions of the authors are their own and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Celebitchy, LLC. All information on this site is for entertainment purposes only. Articles are based on rumor, conjecture, and published information in other sources. Celebitchy, LLC makes no claims that content is valid, accurate, or true. Celebitchy, LLC and the authors contributing to it will not be held liable for damages resulting from errors, omissions or falsehoods published on this site. It is not the site or the contributing authors' intention to defame or malign any particular group, religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual. Celebitchy, LLC is not responsible for content on linked or quoted sources. All comments made by visitors to the blog are the responsibility of their respective authors and are only sporadically monitored. Celebitchy, LLC will not be held liable for comments in any way.