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Amy Winehouse is back, y’all! Back to being totally ridiculous, that is. Amy went out last night to be a presenter at the Q Awards in England. She was the talk of the awards show – for all of the wrong reasons. First up, she was showing off her “fantastic” breast implants in a too-small corset. At various points during the evening, Amy even had a wardrobe malfunction when one or both of those snow globes popped out to say “’Ello”. Next, she was late for her presenting duties, because, in her words, “What’s it to you, I was doing my hair. F–k off.” After that, she heckled Robert Plant while he was on stage. Ha! The only thing that would make this night a total success in Amy’s mind would have been if Blake Incarcerated was there to smoke a celebratory crack pipe with her. Oh, by the way – Amy’s 13-year-old goddaughter was Amy’s “date”. The Daily Mail has more:
She’s said to be offering help and guidance to 13-year-old Dionne Bromfield in her role as a godmother. So presumably this is Amy Winehouse’s way of showing the teenage singer how to get yourself noticed.
Winehouse wore the skimpiest of cocktail dresses to display her recent breast enlargement when she turned up with Dionne for the Q Awards yesterday.
By 8pm, having earlier made a change into a corset top, the singer’s asset had popped entirely out of the ensemble.
It was a predictable turn of events, with her clothes seemingly slipping further down her body as the night went on.
Thankfully, Dionne had gone home at the point of exposition leaving Amy to disgrace herself in front of her manager and waiting photographers.
Despite her father’s insistence that she has overcome her troubles, many were left wondering if he was being a tad optimistic.
Winehouse single-handedly brought the Q Awards to a halt in front of stunned guests as she failed to arrive on time for her presenting duties. The troubled star was due to hand over the prize for the most inspirational artist alongside reggae singer Don Letts. But Letts was forced back into his seat while embarrassed host Al Murray frantically tried to fill time and organisers searched for the singer.
After several minutes Letts was called back to the stage to present the award to band The Specials with no sign of Winehouse. Midway through The Specials’ acceptance speech, Winehouse finally arrived, picking her way through the audience and clambering on stage – only to be given a furious talking to by an angry Letts.
Clearly hoping to make a show stopping entrance in the skimpiest of cocktail dresses which showed off her £5,000 breast enlargement surgery, she succeeded for all the wrong reasons.
As the group left the stage she grabbed a microphone shouting down to a hushed crowd: ‘I know you’ve been to these awards a million times but give it up for The Specials,’ which brought muted applause from the crowd.
All this was witnessed by her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield whom she had starred with on Strictly Come Dancing recently.
Explaining her tardy arrival to the Daily Mail after the event she looked visibly unsteady as she slurred: ‘What’s it to you, I was doing my hair. F*** off.’
Things deteriorated further when Robert Plant arrived on stage to collect the Outstanding Contribution to Music Award in front of a room that included singer Lily Allen and bands Kasabian and the Stereophonics.
As he came to the end of his emotional thank you speech Winehouse heckled from the back of the room across a hushed floor. It stopped the veteran star in his tracks before he regained his composure and continued.
Her late showing at the Grosvenor House Hotel in central London was even more surprising given that organisers had booked her a suite upstairs in the building in a desperate bid to ensure that she would turn up on time.
Staying in a £1,000 a night fourth floor suite she had only yards to travel yet still managed to disrupt the event which had gone smoothly until her arrival. Her car-crash showing comes just a week after her father Mitch claimed his daughter was recovering from her high profile battle with drink and drugs.
[From The Daily Mail]
Oh, Amy. It’s been a while since we’ve had a “Amy Winehouse showed up to an awards show drunk and made a spectacular ass out of herself” story. It’s seriously been more than a year. Enjoy it. I am. I stopped feeling any sympathy or pity for Amy long ago – I’ve come to the conclusion that she’s one of those users and abusers who will survive anything. Much like a cockroach.
All of these photos are censored. The Sun has the ones that are NSFW. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Kaiser
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Every picture I have seen, her pepperoni’s are visible. Could no one have possibly told her that they were peeking out? Or is she that proud of her new boobs she wanted full exposure?
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A nose job also? Her face looks different.
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Good lord…she looks like a whacked-out Punky Brewster nursing two bald-headed midgets…
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So curious about that goddaughter. I remember reading about Amy ‘promoting’ her right before the trainwreck… whose kid is she? Who thinks it’s a great idea to let their 13 year old hand out with Auntie Amy all night long?!
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Oh dear – those don’t look good at all IMO. Like she has two grapefruits stuck under her skin.
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Yes, you are probably right, Kaiser – she’s the new Keith Richards. Except something tells me she’s not going to survive as long as he has. Viva Keith!
It occurs to me as I’m looking at these trainwreck pictures, that Amy and Lilo would make a perfect couple. I know they used to hang out. They should hook up! Lilo could forget about Sam, and Amy would have someone to look cracked-out with!
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Who in the hell would make Amy Winehouse their kids godmother? Well, probably Lindsay, but she’s not old enough to have a 13 yr old.
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what is it with atrocious boob jobs in the UK? I see she went in and asked for the “posh spice.”
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I’ve heard that after a boob job, sensitivity may be lost in the nips. Maybe the case with the Wino? Doubt it though, probably wasted.
I honestly get sick when I see pictures of her posing, like the ones in “The Daily Mail.” Her skin is so haggard and wrinkled and her legs all sinewy…I think her father is in some serious denial.
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Too bad we can’t the the nipple. Is there a scare ?
Every time I see a disproportionned breast like this, it reminds me of when I was breastfeeding. And I really don’t wan’t to inspire the mommy mode, contrary to the wife/GF mode. In fact my husband never enjoyed my big, full of milk breast !
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Now if she only did something about that hair!!– Ewww
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Gargamel with t*ts.
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Maybe she should shave her head and then she’ll be able to worry about more important things, like getting sober and not being naked in public.
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@ Firestarter: yep, nope, BINGO.
Nobody heckles Planty.
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Not liking the bowling balls, but at least she looks healthier…in the face.
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Sadly, it will take much more than a boob job to fix Amy.
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@filthy cute – so, so true – LMAO
She’s still a train wreck, only thing is now we get to see her fake boobs and boob stretch marks.
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Maybe shes showing the nipples to distract from her nose job — It’s so obvious she bought herself a new nose. It looks good, great even. But totally different from what she used to have…
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Does anyone know what she said to Robert Plant? Might as well have insulted the God of Rock IMO….
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Why do they censor her nipples but not her tattoo’s nipples? Irony.
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I don’t really see a difference in her nose. It’s still ugly.
Kerri, I just noticed the stretch marks! Why would you do something to your body that helps stretch marks happen? I lost some chunk recently and wish I could put it back on and give the stretch marks back.
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Wo-hoa-hoe! I hadn’t noticed the stretch marks either! Holy Toledo! And her implants aren’t even very big at all. The elasticity in her skin is shot all to hell from drugs and malnutrition. That is really rather horrifying.
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she’s practically in the same footwear everytime!!!
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there is come healthy color back on her cheeks but we can see that there is no brain left in that head… question is.. hows the voice
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Amy chanted, “Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg!” whilst heckling Robert Plant. You know what, she’s going to end up like Ozzy Osbourne or Syd Barrett. Sad. She’s a mental patient trying to attract attention to herself. Too many of her fans are denying her decline.
Crash hit the nail on the head, also look at her skinny hairy arms, also a sign of malnutrition. Hormones out of whack.
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Girl has a nice voice, but face it, she’s a junkie. Not to mention it looks like her face has been hit with a truck a few times…
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Thanks for writing this article, My Aunt is suffering from this terrible disease and it is nice to fin some good information about this. Thank you
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Ohhh..gosh!!!what can people do for cheap publicity.
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