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Jodie Marsh has got to be the biggest sk*ank in all of Europe. I’ve only been there a handful of times, and before you get all bitchy with me – no, I haven’t seen all the sk*nks in Europe. But I feel like I’ve seen a representative sample, and no way does the sk*ankiest on her worst day compare to Jodie Marsh on her best. And it’s not just the sl*tty body (I hope you’re enjoying your *s today) or the ridiculous citrus fruit boob job. The worst thing about Jodie is her face, or as I put it last year, “she’s got a face that looks about as attractive as a half-eaten quiche.” Since then “quiche face” has become my favorite insult for someone, but with Jodie it’s not so much an insult as it is a freakishly accurate description.
Now if I were ever to describe Katie “Jordan” Price to someone who’d never heard of her, I wouldn’t exactly be talking about her charm and grace. But Jordan is at least twenty percent classier than Jodie Marsh. And that’s saying something. The two have had a long-running battle over who can get the most attention for the least attractive behavior. Right now Jodie’s in the lead, for slamming Jordan’s horsie trotting skills. Snap! Right where it hurts. She also said Jordan’s bad in bed and she’s thick. Um… not thick in bedroom terms, just meaning her body.
Jodie Marsh has been pretty quiet in recent months, but now she’s back with a bang. Or a rant, to be more precise. Jodie has re-ignited her long-running feud with Kate Price with a no-holds-barred, expletive-laden attack on her rival in a magazine interview which is sure to provoke a response.
“What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that’s all she does,” fumed Jodie in an interview in lad-mag Zoo. “She doesn’t jump. She doesn’t do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts.”
Then she tells us how a real glamour model rides a horse. “I started horse riding again recently and I haven’t ridden since I was 14. So I’ve got on it after 17 years, and it’s a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps,” she boasts.
Then Jodie really gets her claws out, with a supremely bitchy dig at Katie’s bedroom prowess. “She’s [Katie's] not good in bed – she doesn’t know what she’s doing,” Jodie rails. “She’s as cold as ice, she’s got hardly any friends and she’s thick as s***! … I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place,” adds Jodie, applying the coup de grace.
[From Metro]
Slamming a glamour model’s horse dancing is akin to slapping her right in the face in Britain. I know absolutely nothing about horse riding, but from my limited understand Jodie sounds about right in terms of the dressage. I’m sure there’s some athletic subtly to it that I’m missing, but it made me giggle anyways. But calling her thick, the nerve! Look, when you slap some size Q implants on a woman, I don’t care what size her frame, she’s going to look thick.
I seriously don’t think Jodie actually cares about Katie Price. She’ll say or do anything for attention, and she knows that she’s the low rent Jordan, so talking smack about her will get Jodie some press. In the past she’s walked around wearing a sign begging for men’s sperm right after she announced she was a lesbian (hence why she needed to solicit sperm). Before she decided to be a lesbian, Jodie had an MTV reality show where men competed to marry her and she competed to wear a belt as a bra. I guess that’s not really a competition, since she was the only one doing it. And that was actually the second time Jodie pranced around wearing a thin strip of leather intended to hold up a three pound pair of jeans, not a 22 pound pair of boobs. Maybe next time she needs attention Jodie could just borrow some sock garters and strap those around her nipples instead. It’ll still get her the press, but decrease the odds she’ll get bitch slapped.
But I’m still going to call her a quiche face either way.
Here’s Jodie celebrating her 30th birthday last December. These aren’t the most recent pictures of her, but they’re definitely the trashiest. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.
Written by JayBird
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The irony is that I can’t tell them apart.
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Jody Marsh is the epitome of trash, and when you make Jordan look like a class act, you know you have to be low.
I wish to God she would cover the hell up. She is NASTY!
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I love your rant, Jaybird. And you’re oh, so right! LOL
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had to scroll back up to look at her face. Can’t say as I’ve ever noticed it before.
She’s a bit think herself eh? Could use a larger size panty.
lol her hip says p*rn? better than wh*re I suppose
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Talk about the fall of the British Empire! This is Exhibit A.
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i think “thick” in BE means “stupid” not thick as in body size.
but yeah this girl is a walking std. lovely.
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Do nothings. Thanks for that. Both atrocious without makeup and that Jordon’s original nose was bigger than Amy Winehouse’s but more hookish. Google it.
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Dressage, when done properly, is incredibly difficult and far more challenging than just “trotting around.”
And Jodie is even more nauseating than Katie Price, which I didn’t think was possible. So congrats to her, I guess.
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“Thick” in the UK means “stupid”. It’s not a comment on her body. Jodie’s calling Jordan dumb.
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Oh my God. The fact that both of these skanks have the money to ride, when I do not, just infuriates me. Life is SO UNFAIR sometimes! And yeah, I have done dressage many times, I find it insufferably boring, but when you get to the higher competition levels, it is hard, hard work. However, I doubt that Jordan does that level of dressage, she probably does just pose and pout.
But either way, I feel bad for both of these tricks. They are exploiting themselves, and don’t even seem to care. I wonder what happened to them in life to turn out this way? I feel bad for them, but they also disgust me on so many levels. I thought Jordan was bad, but this Jodie chick…HOLY HELL. She has to be mentally ill to walk around with a sign soliciting sperm…WHAT THE F*CK??? Just looking at her makes me ill. Same with Jordan. But it’s even more terrifying to me to know that there are kids out there that look up to Jordan (idk about Jodie). Sometimes I wonder if the terrorists aren’t on to something…
Oh and please don’t insult oranges like that! I live in Florida and I see oranges all the time, I don’t think I can handle thinking about Jodie’s nasty tits whenever I see an orange tree! *cries*
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Yep, “Thick as sh*t” = stupid. Nothing to do with the body – in the UK you’ll very rarely hear anyone use “thick” to describe someone’s physique.
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EWWWWWW…… comes to mind when i look at this picture.
Really don’t know who either of these people are – but they sure seem nasty.
I thought i was the only one who noticed that PORN tattoo on her stomach LOL – how classy is that.
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Wasn’t Jodie doing body building recently? Where did all those muscles go?
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In defence of Katie Price… i dont do this often so pay attention… but she USED To be a glamour model she was quite pretty before she damaged herself with implants and surgery and fake tanning. I dont know who Jodie Marsh is but she needs to cover up a wee bit before she insults someone else.
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i feel bad for the horses they ride
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If dressage is done well, it does look like all you are doing is sitting there. In reality, it is like a dance between horse and rider – it is a really beautiful and difficult sport that requires years of training on both the rider and the horse’s part. Jumping is quite a bit more straightforward, albeit racier looking and certainly more dangerous.
When she says thick as shit she means Jordan is stupid, not fat.
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these boots are kinda hot!
rest of the outfit….wait what outfit?
these two should have a jello or mud wrestling cage match, would bring them both much craved attention and some entertainment for the rest of us.
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ugh, look at her fat sides hanging out. yuck!
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ick – she is beyond fugly.
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Ouch. Why is she famous?
And someone please tell me, since when do nipple pasties count as clothes? ‘Cause lately, we’ve been seeing a lot of these and it seems all these starlets are thinking they’re no different from pants and t-shirts.
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Geez…throw Pamela Anderson in with them and you have the perfect recipe for trollop soup. No other ingredients necessary!
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I say disgusting. How does she even think that is hot. Sometimes people are just so clueless
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her boobs are dime a dozen but WTF is wrong with her nose?
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Just so you know: “thick” in British terms means “stupid.” So what she’s saying is that Jordan’s a stupid Bitch!
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jodie and jordan are stupid skanks!
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Thick doesn’t mean fat it means stupid. Stupid.
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I love Jodie, she is the most beautiful woman on this world. I also think that it is absolutely true, what she says about Katie Price. All you assholes have no taste, if you don’t think jodie is hot.
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Jordan was crying about being raped. WELL HELLO, YOU DO DRESS LIKE A SKANK. What do these women expect, when they act like street-corner c*ck-suckers. Duh.
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@ Jodiemarshlov, Is your brain in the right place? These are cheap tramps. I guess you like that type. You’re probably some type of grade A pervert. That we do know.
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