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This is a little gross, but for some reason, it totally rings true to me. Us Weekly claims that Kate Hudson won’t shut up about how Alex Rodriguez is totally rocking her lady parts. Gah… really? If we’re going by how Kate is gushing to her friends (who then rushed out and told Us Weekly), it looks like A-Rod might have an inkling of how to please a woman. Either that, or Kate Hudson is utterly dickmatized (credit: Michael K at Dlisted, I think). I’m actually thinking it’s a little of Column A, a little of Column B. Alex doesn’t look like he would be great in bed (not like, say, Clive Owen), but he doesn’t look totally clueless either (like, say, Jon Gosselin). So Alex is mediocre to okay in bed… plus a heavy dash of Kate’s dickmatized modus operandi, where she’s basically a succubus who destroys men’s souls.
Apparently, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is a homerun in the bedroom.
That’s what girlfriend Kate Hudson has been telling close pals, according to the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).
“They love sex!” a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. “They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents.”
Still, Hudson, 30, is aware of Rodriguez’s playboy rep: During his five-year marriage to wife Cynthia, he stepped out with stripper Joslyn Noel Morse; another fling recalls portraits of the slugger as a centaur hanging over his bed.
She won’t have to worry about him straying, pals tells Us: “She’s with him every second,” says a source.
Another adds that Rodriguez, 34, has confided that Hudson means more to him than Madonna, whom he dated after his 2008 split with wife Cynthia, and that “Kate is changing him for the better.”
How so?
“He’s less of a jerk,” jokes the pal. “He’s also more free-spirited.”
For more on their steamy romance - including how Hudson says they’ll be together “forever,” their plans for a 2010 move-in and whether wedding bells are in their future - pick up the new Us Weekly today!
[From Us Weekly]
Ew, she tells her mom and stepdad? Gross. But I will totally buy that Kate is changing Alex for the better. Kate is getting to be totally beloved by Yankees fans as A-Rod transformers himself into a force to be reckoned with. So, I’ll give this to Kate - she may be inappropriate, she may tell everyone about her lady business, she may be clinging to A-Rod too much, but I’d be willing to bet that A-Rod is as vadgmatized as Kate is dickmatized.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson, Sex, Sports
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23 Responses to “Kate Hudson & A-Rod have sex constantly, then she tells her mom”
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I don’t think he would be that great in bed, considering all of the roids he has used over the years. From what I understand, it not only ’shrinks” things, but also takes away your sex drive. Many men who have used steroids have said that they have never been able to get back their sex drives to what they once were.
Anyway, YUCK at her discussing it with her PARENTS! Seriously, who does that? I don’t even like my mom thinking I have ever had sex, period! Yes, I am weird like that.
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Red Sox fan here. GROSS! Do you think that if, say, Jacoby Ellsbury fell for (lemme think) Vanessa Hudgins, the press would go ape shit over it? Nope. This is Yankee shizz and I HATE the Yankees. Enjoy your Kate’n'Alex fantasies now, because it’ll be ALL OVER if Owen Wilson goes off the deep end because of it. She’ll run off to him in a New York minute. Red Sox fans don’t have this drama.
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wow- she looks roidal herself in that last pic.
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dunno, in my experience, the people who talk about all the sex they’re having are usually having the least amount of sex (and I’m not so sure how great it really is)
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A friend of mine was in a nail salon in beverly hills a few years ago, when kate was still married to chris robinson. kate and goldie were there together getting pedicures, and my friend said their conversation was so graphic it was stomach turning. goldie was suggesting (can barely type this, shudder) ways that kurt russell likes to have his penis touched, and kate was sharing the same kind of thing. you know, i would be squicked if they were having this conversation in private, but in a nail salon? i have to say it’s provided many hours of mirth at parties, having my friend recreate the conversation. “baby, just give it a little pinch right behind his balls when he’s ready to come, he’ll go through the roof!”. I can’t decide if i wish i’d been there to hear it myself, or if i’m just as glad i wasn’t. in any case, i believe this story, it follows right along.
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Very uninteresting.
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My daughter can’t understand why I hate Kate Hudson and THIS is exactly why. EVERY guy she’s with, we have to hear how she’s coming every hour on the hour. Brainless twat! WE DON’T CARE!!!
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“She’s with him every second.”
This speaks volumes. If I was with my other half every second, I’d want to kill myself. Not to say anything about him, but sometimes, I have to be on my own.
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tmi x2 on their sessy times!!
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…kate hudson bragging about her sex life is clearly not being a loyal & trusting girlfriend to arod, he doesnt need that sort of publicity right now, theres a world series going on….jst to put hudson into perspective…maybe all the prostitutes & madams arods screwed over the years should way into a debate to compare notes who got the best shag.
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I wouldn’t talk about that stuff with my mom, don’t know if I would with my friends, that detailed. Euuw. In a salon, no less, in front of people. I wouldn’t even say “I’d hit it” in front of my mom. Too much an ickyfactor there. By the way, that Clive Owen, on the other hand, I’d hit it.
PS - That Michael K is hilarious. I love his blog.
PPS - I love Celebitchy too.
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“a succubus who destroys men’s souls. ” first:- LMAO.
second: damn you for forcing me to use a trite played out acronym
third: you should add “hermaphrodite shedevil” after “succubus” just because she is so flat chested and square.No matter, this won’t last, and if it does it will be because she tolerates A-rod taste for the blonde lady “dancers”, and that will be enough punishment for this talentless bore of an “actress” snooze.
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Who cares. I’ve talked about sex with my mom and it is not that big of deal. I mean hey if she is getting laid that often then good for her.
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Okay, born and bred and still living here in the Bronx. WAS a huge Yankee fan in late 80s-early 90s. In other words, I grew up with them and they never won sh*t. Yet, I loved them. Fast foward to present day. I LOATHE the Yankee organization (tradition and pride, my A S S) and approximately 95 per cent of Yankee fans, who are the most obnoxious and baseball-ignorant fans on earth. Life here in this borough and city has only gotten more unbearable with the new Yankee darling Kate Hudson, all over the place. It is totally naeuseating. I LOVE that all the other Yankee wives/girlfriends can’t stand her- its probably because she is an attention seeking bimbo. The whole Kate/Arod love story is such a crock, just like the whole Yankee organization. Arod is a cheater. Kate should try raising her son instead of dating around like 16 year old. But let’s pretend its all romantic! Let’s also pretend we are a classy ballclub as Jay Z raps on our field about DRUGS and HOOKERS. AT A WORLD SERIES GAME. And we knock our historic old stadium down because we can’t fit enough rich people in it. I PRAY the Yanks do not win the Series because the sight of Kate Hudson riding through the Canyon of Heroes in the ticker tape parade will just kill me.
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Swear to God, this one would normally be your cashier at T.J.Maxx, Target or Wal*Mart. Can’t get worked up about that.
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Alex totally looks like he could rock any girl’s world in bed. His body is beautiful. Clive Owen is sexy but certainly not as sexy as Arod. Are you completely blind?
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I can’t believe no one else has commented on this:
“another fling recalls portraits of the slugger as a centaur hanging over his bed”
Omg, the guy is even dumber and cheesier than he looks.
Google the word “centaur” to appreciate the unholy fromage that this represents.
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arod a f**** idiot who seems to have left his brains betw. hudson thighs when he pulled his head out!
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How can you reach that place between balls to pinch it?
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um clearly this woman thinks with her vujayjay- And she must be a size queen- cause A-rod is hung..
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That’s so disrespectful there’s no way in hell i would tell my mom how my boyfriend have sexs.She is really stupid she not even a woman.Because a real woman wouldn’t tell what’s goes on in the bedroom.Some stuff is left unsaid cause when you start tellin people how your man is in bed they will try it maybe her and her mom will trade men you never know i don’t put nothing past kate and goldie
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Well if Kate is just gonna follow Arod around now she’ll have to give up her RomCom career. Everyone now, “AHHH….!” I think we could handle that. Hope she visits her kid once in a while.
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