You know how once in a while, an actor will reveal something intimately personal and it becomes legendary. And there are other times when an actor reveals something intimately personal and it scares the shit out of you. Former heartthrob Christian Slater gave one of those “too much information” interviews recently. I’m going to warn you in advance: this may make you throw up. So if you’ve got a laptop, read this story near the toilet. If you’re on a desktop, I suggest you unhook everything and reconnect it all in your bathroom. Because you know it’d be better than where you’re working anyway.

Christian Slater, currently doing theater in London and linked to Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon, sat down with Arena magazine and started to reveal a bit of a toe fetish. “I’m always experimenting in the bedroom, trying to discover new ways to have a good time and enjoy myself. I think toes are a lot of fun, definitely. Do some of your own research and find out how, but trust me. Uh oh, now I’ve crossed the line!”

In addition to enjoying toes, Slater talked drugs. He’s had well-publicized bouts with alcohol and rehab in the past. “The last time I had ecstasy was five years ago. There’s no question that in proper quantities and the right manner, drugs are fine. On the other hand, your perceptions tend to get all screwed up and you lose track of what you’ve taken, and how much, and what you’re saying and what you’re doing.”

[From the Huffington Post]

If there were a perfect job for me, it would be titled “Looker-upper of random useless information on the internet expert.” I’m way too curious by nature, and not easily disgusted. There are few things I won’t look up. But Christian Slater telling me to do some of my own research and find out how toes can be incorporated into sex play is absolutely where I draw the line. There are some sick websites out there that show all manner of death and destruction. I look at them, because I’m curious and weird like that. But Christian Slater toe sex? Not having it. My only explanation is that all his well-documented drug use has clearly messed up some part of his wiring, and whatever part of his brain was the sex part is now rerouted to the foot part.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Christian Slater and Tamara Mellon at the Swimming With Sharks gala performance in London on October 17th. Botox much? Images thanks to WENN.