“Singer” James Blunt denied yesterday’s rumors of his affair with British socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. Tomkinson played coy, seeming to suggest the rumors are true:

Blunt’s girlfriend Camilla Boler, the inspiration for that terrible song “You’re Beautiful,” revealed how stupid she has to be to date him by stating that she believes him:

We just hope this latest drama doesn’t inspire Blunt to write a song. With the news that his producer is suing him and will no longer rework his simplistic songs, it’s sure to be god-awful.