Sometimes you read a story that just really, really makes sense. And pretty much any story that mentions both Paris Hilton and Oompa-Loompas is going to fall under that heading. We all know that Paris is one of those people that just likes to help others. She’s just the type that has to save everyone and everything. Whether donating her time and money to charitable causes or rescuing kittens that have fallen down wells, Paris is there when you need her. And thank God for that, because it turns out an Oompa-Loompa in need is a friend indeed. And Paris being a good friend, was there for her Oompa-Loompa.

Paris Hilton was at the center of a bizarre nightclub incident when she comforted an entertainer in an Oompa-Loompa costume injured when the crowd rushed the stage. The heiress was among those at Cameo nightclub in Miami early Saturday morning at an event sponsored by Ariva smokeless tobacco, featuring a performance of Jeff Beacher’s Madhouse with three Oompa-Loompa characters in orange makeup and green hair.

Suddenly, people rushed the stage, injuring Oompa-Loompa performer Robin Sherwood, whose leg was badly cut. Hilton, coincidentally, is friends with Sherwood and had visited him earlier in the day during rehearsals. Sherwood is in dire need a kidney transplant and Hilton, her sister Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg have supported a foundation to facilitate the operation.

“I was with Paris,” says lawyer Mike Heller of Talent Resources, who booked the event. “Paris stayed back at the event when she heard that he was injured, to make sure he was okay. She was very concerned with his health. She didn’t leave until she knew that he was okay.” A Cameo source adds: “Yes, Paris Hilton stayed with him until an ambulance came to take care of him. … Paris was great, she was there until he was turned over to the medical technicians.” Sherwood received stitches at the hospital and was released.

[From People]

What they didn’t tell you was that Paris sewed the stitches herself – from locks of her own golden hair! It sounds over-dramatic, but it’s a well-known fact that Paris Hilton will lay down her life for anyone with an orange face. Why do you think her real friends are all tanorexics? The best part of this story is that Paris wasn’t too humbled and/or embarrassed to phone her publicist, who I’m guessing has People on speed-dial. Her charitable nature took a bit of a hit when everyone found out she wasn’t going to Africa to feed starving orphans after all… but if this can’t patch her image right up, nothing can.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Paris Hilton is shown out to dinner to Miami on 12/10/07, thanks to Splash News. The header image is of course a bad Photoshop cut ‘n paste. Don’t mock my skills because it’s not like I have a lot of time to work on these masterpieces.