Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Dec 11
'07
Jessica Simpson Wants to Score a Nude Role


In desperation to make it into the coveted pool of respected acting, Jessica Simpson is willing to strip. Instead of preparing for roles with acting classes and research the answer, to her, is in getting naked.

“Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all.”

[Entertainment Wise]

Every actor and actress strives for the Oscar. It is the epitome of an acting career and earns respect and recognition of talent. Jessica Simpson’s talent of being the token blond ditz is indeed natural, but hardly Oscar worthy. After struggling to make it into the music scene at the start of her career she hopped on to the reality train to catapult herself into the biz. Now she is desperate to break in to the reputable actress mold.

This is the second offer of cinematic success involving nudity. Earlier she was approached to do a film revolving around a porn star. An Oscar promise came along with the script. Creepy Papa Joe Simpson quickly put the kibosh on the idea and forced Jessica to pass. Instead of the possible statue worthy performance she has taken roles that cash in on her blond with big boobs and no brains staple. Her latest theatrical endeavor, “Blonde Ambition,” bombed in the box office. It was also labeled a disaster.

I hate to agree with Creepy Papa Joe on this one, but I do. Just because you are brave enough to go sans clothing for a role doesn’t mean you have talent. I say preach it Papa Joe. You could probably point an empty paper towel roll at her and make the rolling motion with your hand and Jess would think it was a camera and strip.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Jessica Simpson is shown filming the Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade on 12/1/07, thanks to Splash News.

Written by CNH

Posted in Jessica Simpson, Movies, Nude, Photos

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