This is the only shot that Playgirl Magazine has released thus far of Levi Johnston’s “nude” photo shoot. More photos will come out next week, so we’re just going to have to be content with this one for now. It appears to be a “shower” shot, which is nice. I like a little pr0n involving water. He’s kind of cute, yes? I mean, I’m ashamed to admit this (but not really), but I find Levi attractive. I don’t think he’s the brightest bulb, and I definitely wouldn’t want to date him or anything, but he’s pretty cute. I would let him buy me a drink. If he was 21 years old.

Anyway, after teasing us relentlessly about possibly seeing the “the trouser antler” or whatever Alaskan euphemism for “wang” you can come up with, Levi Johnston’s chickened out. Shocking! Levi decided that he didn’t want show off his little moose to everyone in the world, so he’s just a big, fat tease. Here’s more from Us Weekly’s interview with Levi’s body man “Tank” Jones, including what Levi thought about Sarah Palin’s Oprah interview:

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Levi Johnston did not reveal all in his photo shoot for Playgirl, a spokesman for the magazine tells Usmagazine.com

“Although Playgirl is ecstatic with the footage of the Levi Johnston shoot, and viewers are going to be pleased and surprised, Levi did not go completely full frontal, as was suggested by his camp a few weeks ago,” Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells Us.

In late October, Johnston’s manager Tank Jones told Us that the 19 year-old Alaskan was “ready to shock the world.” Johnston himself proclaimed: “I just get naked. That’s what I do.”

Alas, says Nardicio, “Levi looks great in the shoot, and was a consummate professional, and we look forward to releasing the photos very soon.”

Responding to Playgirl’s statement, Jones told Us simply, “People need to wait. I was on the shoot. I know what was shot.”

After the excitement of his photo shoot Nov. 12 and 13, Johnston spent his Monday in front of the TV — watching Sarah Palin’s appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

“We watched it together,” Tank Jones tells Us. “He was really upset. He knew that it was all fake, even the laugh.”

“I can’t speak for him,” Jones continued. “I thought she was very, very sarcastic.” When Palin called Johnston ‘Ricky Hollywood,’ for example, “That was a joke between us,” Jones explained. “This young man wants to let this go, but, if she wants to keep it going then let’s roll. We’re trying to move past this, but, she keeps bringing stuff up.”

Jones added that Johnston plans to “address this stuff.” On top of the list are Palin’s claims that she didn’t know Bristol and Johnston were having sex. “If you knew, what kind of parent are you? If you didn’t know, what kind of parent are you?”

[From Us Weekly]

I know many people don’t care for Levi in general, and don’t care for him in particular when he’s done interviews about what Sarah Palin was like before she was a national candidate – like the now infamous interview he did with Vanity Fair. I know I’m one of the few, but I don’t really hold those interviews against him. First off, I don’t mind him because I don’t think Levi has any kind of political agenda. He’s not interested in the politics of Sarah Palin, and he doesn’t really seem to understand the political implications of what he’s said about her. I think he’s just pissed at the way he was treated (real of imagined) by the Palin family, and he’s just out there making some money of the association. Which is fine, in my mind. I mean, it doesn’t make him classy or anything, but “classy” wasn’t going to happen in way, shape or form with these people.

Playgirl image of Levi courtesy of Huffington Post.