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One of my favorite stories about Jennifer Lopez is that she allegedly does voodoo. Several years ago, Jennifer’s first husband Ojani Noa was trying to publish a tell-all book about Jennifer, and what she was really like. Noa claimed that Lopez was into Santeria, which (in my opinion) often gets a bad rap. Some dismiss it as voodoo and think the practitioners are nutzo, but I think it sounds like a fun religion. Anyway, at the time, Noa claimed that Jennifer “was doing bad things to a lot of people when we were friends. And I knew all this time, because we did personally, me and her, to this particular lady.” Particular lady = Mariah Carey, I believe.
Anyway, Noa is still trying to profit from their brief time together. Last week we heard about Noa attempting to sell a sexy video of the two of them together - a judge later put the video on hold, thank God. But Noa is still claiming that Lopez is “out to get him”. His new claim involves Jennifer hiring people following him and threatening him. You know Jennifer is making a special potion just for him.
Jennifer Lopez put a halt to the release of a movie that’s supposedly based on her marriage to Ojani Noa, but her ex isn’t giving up. His lawyer and business manager are in court trying to overturn a judge’s ruling that blocks the tape from being shown, and they’re accusing J.Lo of harassing Ojani, to whom she was married for 11 months between 1997 and 1998. “She’s having him followed,” Ojani’s business manager, Ed Meyer, tells Life & Style. “We just ran the license plate of the car — it’s a black Audi — and it goes directly back to Jennifer Lopez. Ojani’s scared.”
But Jennifer, 40, is within her legal rights, says an insider close to the actress. “It’s a process server trying to give Ojani a subpoena,” says the insider. Ojani’s lawyer, Frank Sanes Jr., tells Life & Style that his client fears for his life. “We have some concerns right now about the personal safety of Ojani,” Sanes says. “We believe he’s under surveillance by someone. He’s had death threats.”
Jennifer was granted a temporary restraining order that prevents Ojani from selling the allegedly steamy home videos. But Ojani, 35, claims his flick, How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story, is not a sex tape but a Borat-style parody of his life as a Cuban immigrant and that the superstar is unfairly keeping him from making money. “She’s destroying my life,” says Ojani, who was waiting tables when he met Jennifer.
[From Life & Style]
Meh, it probably is just a process server. Those guys get mistaken for stalkers all the time, and they’re just trying to do their jobs. Or is there something more to this? Do you think Jennifer cares enough to hire people to follow her ex around? I kind of buy it - because to believe one part of the story, you have to believe the other. If Jennifer is making potions and hexes for the people she hates, and she’s afraid that those stories will get out, then she’s definitely crazy enough to hire someone to follow, stalk, and threaten Noa. God, sometimes I just love Jennifer. She really is a lot crazier than people realize. And if you don’t love her, she’ll hex you real good.
Jennifer Lopez is seen at the ‘This Is It’ premiere in Los Angeles on October 27, 2009. Ojani Noa is seen on July 14, 2005. Credit for all: WENN
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Crazy, Creepy, Jennifer Lopez, Ojani Noa, Religion, Stalkers
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20 Responses to “Is Jennifer Lopez having her ex-husband followed & threatened?”
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woo hoo witchy woman…sing it!
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I think that he isn’t so much obsessed with her as he is obsessed with the possibility of profiting from their joke of a marriage.
Still, his claims must be, at least up to a certain point, true. Otherwise, Jennifer would have laughed the entire situation off and taken advantage of it to get free publicity… God knows her career has been needing it for the last five years.
I’m sure that Jennifer isn’t above engaging in these sort of despicable, mafia-styled activities to silence someone whose revelations could further damage her image as an obnoxious c*nt. Which explains why she’s dabbing into black magic and witchcraft: it suits her personality.
By the way, if the vampire craze also affecting Photoshop artists? Why are her eyes red in those photos?
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Man…i thought only women are leeches.
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If it is true that he’s being followed around by her, it only goes to show you how powerful people with money are.
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A $cientologist father aside, I recall a rumour that she dabbles in Santeria.
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Did she start with a hex for his eyebrows?? What is happening there?
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lol… the tape must have been pretty embarassing, if she’s trying that hard to keep him from releasing it.
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TEAM EYEBROWS!
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Dude, go back to being a waiter and stop trying to exploit your Ex.
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Maybe instead of trying to track down her ex-husband she should try to track down her career.
Does she do anything these days but pose at other peoples’ premieres?
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Does anyone but me think CrazyLo is making an Angelina face up there? I did a minor double-take.
“Concerns for his personal safety..” Ha! Next we’ll hear how he entered the Witless Protection program. Besides, JLo already hexed him with those guinea pigs over his eyes.
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“Does anyone but me think CrazyLo is making an Angelina face up there? I did a minor double-take.”
Definitely. The woman in the header barely looks like JLo. Luckily her ex-husband has retained that “hairy caterpillar” look.
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Ojani deserves it; he needs to get a life and mind his own biz.
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I’ll own it. I am catty enough to believe this
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She always looks do constip@ted
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If you move back from your monitor about 4 or 5 feet and unfocuse your eyes a bit, she looks like the J-Rod alien pic. The resemblance is uncanny.
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Actually, their eyebrows kinda match.
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Actually she’s sporting a “I smell shit” look on her face as usual!
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Her ex will do and say anything to get media attention. He is a lowly worm.
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That whole thing sounds crazy! He needs to let go of his obsession with his (long ago) ex-wife. Why would a process server be driving a car with a registration that leads back to Jennifer Lopez? That makes absolutely no sense. I hope she is successful at putting a hex on him to make him go away!
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